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Game Changer & Make Some Noise
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Cosmic Funnies
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@riiotsoul
ARCHIVE BLOG
@boiisu / @riiotsoul / @shouboushi have been moved to a multimuse blog ( @qvirkiness )!! if there are any threads you wish to continue, just let me know and i will reblog them onto the new blog!! this is for my own sanity, in all honestly, as i’m hoping it’ll be easier and help me be more active on muses with them all in one spot.
ARCHIVE BLOG
@boiisu / @riiotsoul / @shouboushi have been moved to a multimuse blog ( @qvirkiness )!! if there are any threads you wish to continue, just let me know and i will reblog them onto the new blog!! this is for my own sanity, in all honestly, as i’m hoping it’ll be easier and help me be more active on muses with them all in one spot.
not to be dramatic but ship with me
we stan gameboyjones in this household
what if we beat up villains and then we kissed
【 open. 】
flops on on the nearest person. he is a very tired boy.
guess who remembered their discord password? ya girl, bambi! shot me a dm if you wanna add me!
SAID BY THE 2 YEAR OLD
“OH NO! NOT BEIGE AGAIN!”
“No nap! No nap ever! Nap gone! Goodbye!”
*gasp* “Cookie?”
“I love you. But…not really. I don’t love you. Bye.”
“Oh man! The gun was in front of the TV I was watching!”
“Take my left shoe off! I can’t do that one!”
“Green is better. Better than anything to ever be.”
“Mac and cheese is my best friend.”
“BEEP BEEP HERE I COME!”
“Take off your hat!”
“Siren! You be quiet!”
“Oh hello there.”
“I don’t want that. Throw it in the garbage.”
“Please don’t leave, [name.] I love you.”
SAID BY THE 5 YEAR OLD
“Just ignore him, he’ll work it out.“
“DID HE JUST SAY STUPID THAT’S NOT NICE I’M CALLING AN AMBULANCE”
“How is it fair that they have ice cream and I don’t? It’s not. It’s not fair.”
*sings the Titanic theme while standing on the back of the couch*
“I want plain bread.”
“Okay, just hear me out, listen to me, just hear me out…”
“LOOK! I’M MAKING A TRAFFIC JAM!”
“What’s Hawaii? That sounds not real.”
“I’m free for snuggles! I’m available! Hello!”
“Ugh! Where have you been? You were in the bathroom sixty years!”
“I don’t want to go, I’m calling in dead. I’m so tired that I’m dead. I’m calling in dead.”
“It’s not creepy! It’s just…not okay.”
“What about snacktime? It’s the most important ‘time’ of the day - next to bathtime and bedtime, but snacktime is still the best.”
“Neighbors don’t exist!”
“Goodbye forever!”
“If it involves fruit snacks, I’m in.”
“I don’t care what your mommy wants!”
“Why is it called a hoodie if you won’t wear the hood? It’s all lies!”
“You can’t leave! Then you won’t be here! And that’s where I like you most!”
“I love you, [name.] I’ll always remember you, even in a long time from now. Yeah. I’ll always love you.”
SAID BY THE 20 YEAR OLD NANNY
“Okay, Spiderman, let’s find your brother.”
“STOP TRYING TO CHOKE ME OUT.”
“There will be no negotiating, this is not a democracy, I am in charge!”
“I’M THE ONE WHO GOT KICKED IN THE FACE, WHY DO I NEED TO GO IN TIMEOUT?”
“You make me simultaneously make me the happiest I’ve ever been and the most upset I’ve ever been. It depends on the day.”
“Can we calm down for thirty seconds?”
“For the love of god, we already had one person in this house who broke their arm, we don’t need another!”
“[name] IT’S TOO QUIET WHAT ARE YOU DOING?”
“You can be mad all you want, I’m not going to apologize for not letting you run into the street!”
“That’s valid and I love you.”
*whispered* “Oh for fucks sake.”
“I will support you in all your dreams in life…except that one, I think that one is illegal.”
“You better appreciate me.”
“So what we’re not going to do…is that.”
“Why are you screaming bloody murder about crackers?”
“Can we just have naptime? That’s all I want.”
“No, McDonalds is not a state, in fact.”
“At least one of you has manners.”
“Listen, buddy, all I’m asking is for you to hold my hand. It’s not the end of the world.”
“End of discussion! No more! We’re done! Period.”
“That? That’s the ‘Confiscation Corner.’ That’s all the things I’ve had to take away from you, because you mishandled them.”
“I love you with all of my heart and soul, but why on earth did you think that was a good idea?”
“I just…do not care.”
“I love you guys so much.”
❝ STEP RIGHT UP, LISTENERS! ❞
independent & private & selective YAMADA HIZASHI aka THE VOICE HERO: PRESENT MIC from boku no hero academia / my hero academia. alternative universes, crossovers, duplicates, multimuses & original characters friendly. cherished by bambi. est 12/2019. dash only. credit.
❛ a true hero isn’t measured by the S I Z E of his strength but by the S T R E N G T H of his heart. ❜
independent & private Izuku Midoriya canon divergent & excited to be here est 1.1.20 & as penned by Catalina
❝ STEP RIGHT UP, LISTENERS! ❞
independent & private & selective YAMADA HIZASHI aka THE VOICE HERO: PRESENT MIC from boku no hero academia / my hero academia. alternative universes, crossovers, duplicates, multimuses & original characters friendly. cherished by bambi. est 12/2019. dash only. credit.
❝ happy new year, everyone! let’s make this year even better! ❞
“I will beat the devil in an appropriate place and not ruin my floors.”
“I got drunk and now I’m sitting on the ground.”
“Get an ouija board or something and bring me back!”
“Hi, welcome to me time.”
“Do you have anymore almond milk?”
“Just do it!”
“Hell yeah!”
“[Name], stop!”
“Cover it in mustard, and call it a day.”
“The power of Christ compels you.”
“What?”
“[Name], no one is judging you.”
“We know you have a soap fetish, it’s okay, just let it out.”
“Who said you could come in?”
“What’s wrong with eating paint?”
“I will lock myself in the bathroom and fucking cry.”
“I don’t know what the fuck is happening.”
“I painted my face green, I’m ready to party.”
“Cannolis, bitch!”
“I look like a half eaten apple on a road trip.”
“Look how much your mom loves you!”
“Can’t you see what the fuck I’m wearing, bitch?”
“I’m having me time, get out.”
“The devil is everywhere.”
“I think what I’m trying to say is that I just wanna fucking disappear.”
“Some people think that I’m crazy, I’m just out here trying to have a good time, what’s your problem?”
“Don’t do drugs, not even once.”
“I have a basketball game tomorrow.”
“We’re good? Tight.”
“Don’t ever talk to me or my son ever again.”
“The darkness will swallow you whole.”
“This is a safe place.”
“I love you so much, but you test me every day.”
“You’re a nasty bitch!”
“I didn’t come here to fuck around.”
“I want to be seen from the heavens!”
“I love fucking myself up.”
“Don’t expose me like this.”
“Who you fightin’?”
“Please come back, please come back, please come back.”
“My face is burned.”
“Hi, welcome to I feel guilty.”
“I am on a never ending quest to be the most beautiful person in the world.”
“Look at me! And my exquisite face!”
“You have to go to your baseball game right now, son!”
“I think it looks natural.”
“Go away.”
“I’ll never let go.”
“Do I look like someone who wants to hurt your feelings?”
“What are your standards?”
“Can’t you see that I’m fucking leisuring?”
@doltage said: ' catch ! ' quick as ever, that's the only warning eijirou's given before denki's looping an arm around his neck, throwing the rest of his body up into the boy's arms while the countdown strikes that long - awaited single digit in the background. on 'one', denki joins the masses in a cry for happy new years, honoring the tradition by smushing his lips against eijirou's in a very familiar, very manly, VERY loud kiss.
eijiro barely blinked before his vision was full of bright blonde hair. on reflex, he wrapped his arms around denki’s waist - lose enough the other could wiggle away but tight enough that he didn’t drop to the floor. with the loud cheers around them, lips smashed against his. a laugh bubbled in him before giving the electric hero-in-training a kiss back before breaking away.
❝ bro! my lips kinda tingle. ❞ he laughed, ❝ did you use your quirk a bit? ❞ eijiro teased, keeping denki off of the ground.
❝ STEP RIGHT UP, LISTENERS! ❞
independent & private & selective YAMADA HIZASHI aka THE VOICE HERO: PRESENT MIC from boku no hero academia / my hero academia. alternative universes, crossovers, duplicates, multimuses & original characters friendly. cherished by bambi. est 12/2019. dash only. credit.
eijiro’s eyes widen as he swallowed. ❝ dude, like - i don’t- how even- ❞ face bright red as he looked anywhere but at the cloaked figure. ❝ . . . i couldn’t do that to bakugo. i don’t. . . i'm not. . . he might. . . dude. ❞ he choked out.
❝ STEP RIGHT UP, LISTENERS! ❞
independent & private & selective YAMADA HIZASHI aka THE VOICE HERO: PRESENT MIC from boku no hero academia / my hero academia. alternative universes, crossovers, duplicates, multimuses & original characters friendly. cherished by bambi. est 12/2019. dash only. credit.
