Rilo

☠ 𝔓𝔯𝔬𝔟𝔩𝔢𝔪𝔞𝔱𝔦𝔠 𝔰𝔥𝔦𝔭𝔭𝔢𝔯 ☠

[oldangrymagpie]

Wait hear me out

Ton turning harry into his sugar daddy as in he just gets into the room and shoves s magazine into his hand and goes buy this and harry is like sure whatever and that escalates to the point where he is like I need money for this and harry just gives him his key for the vaults and eventually tom realizes hm I dont like this so he walks into the room and says "we have to get married" and Harry goes "... Yeah that's more convenient"

I'm running on caffeine so the grammar is iffy but hear me out

[rilowizardshaddow]

Ok...

They study in the same year at hogwarts, not the same house, but in the first year Tom tutored Harry for a few coins, so that's how they started to know each other. One day Tom said that he wanted something, but he said it more to the air than to Harry, it was an expensive thing and he has been saving for months to get, and harry just gives to him as a token of friendship and Tom goes like ????

After that it became a thing, Tom wanted chocolate he said it out loud Harry I bought it for him, at this point harry was a wishing well, and Tom was good in taking advantage of things so he just followed the waves.

Harry was rich so it wasn't a problem for him to buy Tom's hogwarts materials or vests so tom went with him to the Diagonal Alley in the beginning of their fifth year at Hogwarts, Harry bought him whatever tom held for to long, and Tom Knew that.

Harry's friends got pissed off with the situation, they thought Tom was taking advantage of Harry who was too innocent to notice.

Harry knew it tho. He was aware from the beginning, but what could he do when Tom had such a beautiful face? One look from Tom and he became butter on a hot day.

Tom also knew Harry knew, of course, he wasn't stupid. But when they graduate and Harry asked him if he wanted to share an apartment, a big one, and offered a job at his family's potions company as an internship, that was another level. Even though absurd, why would Tom refuse, it wasn't his nature.

After that they pretty much lived a married life, until they decided that to marry was easier than explaining the relationship they had.

Then the romance story actually begins

Tom thought it was just convenience, tho he didn't fully understand what Harry would gain with that. At the beginning of it all he thought Harry liked him but if he did, Harry would have confessed years ago.

On the other hand, Harry is marrying his childhood crush and didn't even needed to confess (his biggest fear of all time) because the marriage was proposed by Tom who didn't like to be called sugar baby by everyone else. So for him it was a win win situation, and he couldn't be more proud of himself.

[rilowizardshaddow]

I'm sorry, this is not the face of a dark lord. This is the face of a bright adolescent that makes bad choices and it's about to make a worse one so he doesn't look guilty of something he definitely is guilty of.

Look at him, he looks like someone who has thirty seconds to think of something to stay out of trouble from a situation he caused.

This is not a mastermind yet, this is only a morally shadowed adolescent that thinks quickly.

[yumeurl]

this is what tomarry is for me

[rilowizardshaddow]

Tomarry tag you're it WIP folder game!

The person who tag me was @oldangryslytherin , the prompt she gave me was Stalker/Stalker.

After being tagged, you enter in contact with the person who tagged you and receive a prompt

Stalker/Stalker

I spiced up a little bit. This is a Stalker/Murder Stalker, Student/Professor au. Hope you like it

The first time Harry saw Tom, it was the tenth of february in twenty twenty-four at the university where Harry studied. Tom was heading out of the university campus, looking at his clock as if he was late for something.

Harry couldn’t help but look–Tom was beautiful.

He started attending each of Tom's classes, just to catch a glimpse of him. The way Tom lectured, wet his lips after talking for minutes about subjects Harry didn’t care about, ran his fingers through his hair, walked through the halls, the perfume he wore, the way he spoke softly, the smiles–all of it. Harry was sure these actions were meant for him. How could they not be?

The building where Tom taught was far from Harry's usual path, but he couldn’t stop himself from going to Tom’s classes. He couldn’t stop himself from wondering about Tom's life. Where did he live? What did he do in his free time? Who did he talk to? Did he have a lover? Did he bring someone home? Harry was consumed by thoughts of Tom. Somehow, he felt they were meant to be. Of course they were.

Tom liked the same things as Harry–the same music, the same series, the same movies, the same sport, they even shared favorite meals. They were perfect for each other.

From every picture Harry secretly took of Tom, he wrote down where it was taken. For everyone who interacted with Tom, Harry described the interaction.

He wanted to know everything about Tom, even in the smallest details, even the things that didn't matter.

But that was no longer enough. Harry because want it all. Everything Tom can give him, and everything he would never be able to. He want Tom every moment, in every sense that wanting could mean. He wants Tom in the literary and carnal sense, he wants to know what Tom's touch is like, what the heat of his skin is like, what his lips feel like.

He wants Tom to have no choice but to be his, and when Tom finally was, he would realize they were meant to be together.

Friday, the nineteenth of may, twenty twenty-three. That was the first time Tom saw Harry. It was at a pub. Harry was mixing extremely complicated drinks for people who didn’t seem grateful enough. Even though Harry was kind to everyone, even those who didn’t deserve it, Tom could see how much he despised all of them—just like him.

Tom started to go to the pub every day Harry worked. One day, he saw Harry laughing and celebrating something with his friends. Tom remembered thinking how beautiful Harry’s smile was and how great he looked. That was until a woman, not much younger than Harry himself, sat on Harry's lap.

Tom saw not only red; he saw carmine.

For Tom, hate wasn’t foreign. It was well known—something that burned inside of him since he was young. Hatred was the first feeling he ever remembered feeling. And it was hatred that drove him to keep stabbing that redhead on her way home. He took her belongings, her money, and threw it all into a river, since no one would need them now.

He went to her funeral, hoping to see Harry there, since he wasn’t going to the pub anymore. The funeral was full. Fuller than he thought his own mother’s funeral had been. The whole city was there. The death of that redhead made her a martyr for the city. There were more police around, and people were definitely more cautious. They became scared of dying while trying to escape from an assault.

There were many sad faces, and there was Harry. Harry crying was as beautiful as Harry smiling.

For a month, that was the only thing people talked about. For a month, Tom didn’t see Harry at the pub. And when that month ended, they locked up someone for her murder—a crackhead too high to know anything. After that, things went back to normal.

Harry wasn’t as cheerful as before, but Tom thought he was charming anyway. Slowly, Tom’s routine became stable again. That was until Harry appeared at the pub wearing his university jumper. Written in big red and yellow letters was: “Potter Rugby Captain, University of Hogwarts.”

That sparked something inside of Tom. He had never tried to look for Harry outside the pub, but now, he was eager to. He wanted to track Harry’s every movement.

It wasn’t hard to get the position as a biochemistry professor at Hogwarts, especially after the previous professor’s disappearance. Tom always looked for Harry in the halls and on campus, but he was never lucky enough to find him. Occasionally, though, he would discreetly watch Harry play rugby, and when asked, he would simply say he liked the sport.

Tom hadn’t anticipated how his schedule would be, so seeing Harry at the pub had become impossible. But he wasn’t angry or sad, because he saw Harry in every class he lectured. Harry was always looking at him, seemingly unable to focus on anything else.

And every time Tom’s eyes found Harry’s, he was certain: they were made for each other.

That was it!

I'm sorry for any grammatical mistakes 😫🤞

@a-bored-idiot Tag your it, now it's your turn to make a Wip!

[oldangrymagpie]

Tom Riddle is a bottom

Pass it on

[rilowizardshaddow]

Tom Riddle is a top

He moans pathetically while topping

[camfusedly]

Hi I, an atheist, am reading the Bible for some reason (not the whole thing) and I'm reading a Bible (translation is NLT) that was given to me as a child. Want to see some homophobic Bible translation.

"THEY BECAME THE BEST OF FRIENDS"

"NO HOMO, BIBLE EDITION"

Want to see how an accurate Bible translation does this verse?

LOVED HIM AS HIS OWN SOUL

THAT'S SOME GAY SHIT RIGHT THERE

DON'T DENY ME THAT, NLT

[camfusedly]

Me: Spends 25 minutes sharing this on social media

Me: Reads a couple more sentences

OH MY GOD IT GOT WORSE

That sure is what I do for all of my friends. STRIPPING

[anniflamma]

Think it the NLT version removed the kiss as well. Howerver I do remember there is a version where it removed the kiss and replaced it with "David and Jonathan shook hands".

[rilowizardshaddow]

I, unfortunately found not a single fanfic about them on AO3.

[rilowizardshaddow]

Honestly I feel like every single time travel fanfic that I read of Tomarry is lacking an absolutely insane Harry.

That bitch is crazy. He will stalk Tom in an unhealthy way, and he is going to try to kill Tom, even after he falls in love because he is just insane, and that's fine. Harry would always put his duty before what he feels.He is a dultiful sicko.

He will try to kill Tom/Voldemort each time he can, and that may or may not turn Voldemort on.

[getocurse-deactivated20250608]

Harry is so obsessive! Once he sets his sights on something, he just can’t let it go. Whether it’s Quidditch, defense, figuring out whatever's wrong in his school, fighting Evil™ or going after his mortal enemy, my guy goes all in. He's insane.

[rilowizardshaddow]

Honestly, he should only be obsessive with this nuts (respectfully)

Thank you for proving me right, let's be best friends

[thebluestpaintwater]

Why isn't Stalker Harry a popular tag in the HP fandom, it's literally canon?

Hermoine: Harry, what would you say your love language is?

Harry: My love language? I would probably say... stalking.

Hermoine: ....

Tom watching from afar, gripping his binocular: Perfect~

[rilowizardshaddow]

OMG RIGHT?

I think about that each morning and day

[rilowizardshaddow]

Honestly I feel like every single time travel fanfic that I read of Tomarry is lacking an absolutely insane Harry.

That bitch is crazy. He will stalk Tom in an unhealthy way, and he is going to try to kill Tom, even after he falls in love because he is just insane, and that's fine. Harry would always put his duty before what he feels.He is a dultiful sicko.

He will try to kill Tom/Voldemort each time he can, and that may or may not turn Voldemort on.

[rilowizardshaddow]

I'm waiting for the next chapter of your fic.

When will you post it?

Probably next week.

[rilowizardshaddow]

Any fics with an age gap to indicate me either from Hannigram or Tomarry.

Yes, I do have an age gap kink.

[ohyondermemphis]

I swear if I’m able to see Nosferatu this weekend I am writing an unhinged monster fucking Harrymort.

[oldangrymagpie]

You better do it now

[rilowizardshaddow]

I feel in a safe space to say that we are all waiting for it.

[loveridden1999]

which ao3 tag are you?

[nonsensicalnonsense00]

:(

@a-bored-idiot @oldangryslytherin

I wanna see what you guys get 👀✨

[oldangrymagpie]

THIS IS LITERALLY MY BRAND

[rilowizardshaddow]

To be honest, I wasn't expecting this one, but now that I have it, I completely understand

[oldangrymagpie]

Soulseeker idea prompt:

Tom is dating harry. He feels that harry is going to break things up once he knows that Tom is evil™.

He finally confessed what happened in one occasion

Harry goes oh yeah I knew

Tom is like on the verge of an attack

[rilowizardshaddow]

Better

Tom never confesses, harry just brings that up like in a normal conversation like it was an absolute normal topic and Tom almost had a stroke

[mybunkerishogwarts]

Do y'all know what is more scary than people who ship Sam with Dean, who are literally brothers?

PEOPLE WHO SHIP VOLDEMORT AND HARRY POTTER. WHAT THE ACTUAL F**K IS WRONG WITH YOU FREAKS!!? 😠😭

[rilowizardshaddow]

Let people have fun with their imaginary ships for their imaginary people. You're giving too much attention to two fictional characters. There is no way it is good for your health to be stressing about people who don't even exist.

Happy 2025 🎇🥳

[rilowizardshaddow]

Important question!

does Tom have a praise kink?

Of course, isn't that obvious?

Girl, get a job

Voting ended onJan 5, 2025

[rilowizardshaddow]

What kind of fics do you like?

I like all kind of fics.