Arcade Gannon

Arcade Gannon He/Him 35 I’m a doctor with the Followers, what can I very excitedly do for you? (Fallout: New Vegas RP blog)

[ring-a-ding-doctor]

“Sigh… It is my medical opinion that that could have gone better…”

Hello! Welcome to my RP blog for my second favourite character Arcade! This blog was made purely for fun and is not to be taken too seriously!

DNI: Any of the major phobics (Ex. Homophobic), Racists and people who are just here to bring negativity!

Open interactions, any interactions allowed! Please do send an ask!

Basic information -

Arcade Gannon

32

Cis male ( Sorry transgender Arcade believers, I just don’t see it…)

Homosexual/Gay

Single

Other RP blogs:

-> @silly-billy-six

-> @your-show-star

-> @mentats-are-the-best

[ring-a-ding-doctor]

Hello Mister Arcade! Yaoi is a Japanese fiction genre focusing on romantic and sexual relationships between male characters. You would be surprised how many people bing read them.

Oh, I see. Thank you, I think I appreciate the explanation. But you people do realize that just because I’m gay doesn’t mean I’m into weird, kinky, sexual situations and stories right? I mean, not that it’s any of your business what I’m into anyway just know that that is not something I’ve ever thought about reading.

[ring-a-ding-doctor]

I got my foot stuck in a hole. The one that I can’t take off. Please send help.

-✨Samson✨ (@courier-samson)

Sam… You know what? Where are you? I’ll try and get you out, though I can’t promise you’ll leave with your foot still attached to your body. At least you’ll have a memory of the time you got your foot stuck in the hole, hm?

[ring-a-ding-doctor]

A young man, more of a kid, no older than 19 walks up with a dog and an absurd amount of freckles. "Uh hello sir— er mister— uh doc... doctor. There's a fella who could really use you alls help and such. Y'all provide uh addiction help and stuff right? I heard. I hope I heard right. Not really uh... familiar with here. But I hope I heard right, the followers seem pretty good and he really needs the help." His eyes widen as a thought occurs. The man he's talking about isn't with him. "I probably shouldn't have left him where he was, I'll be back with him!!" The 19 year old is running surprisingly fast in the opposite direction. The dog stays and stares, and stares, and stares, and stares. Then suddenly you get a faceful of dog muzzle as it headbutts (snoutbutts?) you. The dog doesn't quite stick the landing but once it's back up, it's immediately chasing its tail.

“Oh! Uh? Goodbye?”

Arcade watches the dog, staring at it just as it stares at him, a little unsettled by its unmoving gaze.

“Uh-“

Arcade was cut off as the dog headbutt him, he stumbles back slightly, unprepared for the sudden movement. He gets ready to potentially protect himself, as he’s been trained to do out in the wasteland, but stops once the dogs attention moves to its own tail. Arcade sighs.

“Great. Even the wildlife are just as confused and stupid as most of my patients… Really reassuring…”

[feralcourier06]

This me. Me when. When I. BITE BITE BITE BITE GRRRRRRR HAHDBTHRHS

Me when I get excited and need to bite someone in an affectionate manner.

I'm making more of these. Just you wait.

[ring-a-ding-doctor]

My forehead isn’t big! It’s just… Ripe with knowledge. If you even think about playing tic-tac-toe on it I will turn you into goo.

[feralcourier06]

Mmmm goo... I love goo...

[ring-a-ding-doctor]

Sigh… I don’t think I even have the heart to turn you into goo… You’re just so… Clueless. Just try to not eat irradiated goo, will you?

[feralcourier06]

This me. Me when. When I. BITE BITE BITE BITE GRRRRRRR HAHDBTHRHS

Me when I get excited and need to bite someone in an affectionate manner.

I'm making more of these. Just you wait.

[ring-a-ding-doctor]

My forehead isn’t big! It’s just… Ripe with knowledge. If you even think about playing tic-tac-toe on it I will turn you into goo.

[rotten-courier]

I wasn’t thinking about it before but now ya don’t put the thought into m’ head

[ring-a-ding-doctor]

My forehead isn’t big! I swear to whatever God is out there I will give you an unplanned haircut, and I will not make it look nice…

[ring-a-ding-doctor]

Doctah, quickest way to heal a bullet wound, no stimpaks only healing dust—

Sigh… You’ll need a lot, and I mean a lot of healing dust. Why not just come to the Fort or go to some other doctor to get checked out? It will make your life and quite frankly my life easier…

[feralcourier06]

This me. Me when. When I. BITE BITE BITE BITE GRRRRRRR HAHDBTHRHS

Me when I get excited and need to bite someone in an affectionate manner.

I'm making more of these. Just you wait.

[ring-a-ding-doctor]

My forehead isn’t big! It’s just… Ripe with knowledge. If you even think about playing tic-tac-toe on it I will turn you into goo.

[ring-a-ding-doctor]

Arcade I frewed up :(

Why? Are you overdosing on chems, irradiated or both? Because depending on why, I may or may not have to medically evaluate you, which believe me, I’m really looking forward to, trust me.

[ring-a-ding-doctor]

Arcade, I fought super mutants with a knife and now I hurted :(

Please help ? Kiss me better thanks you.

Why would you fight giant mutated monsters with a knife? What sense does that make in your head? I don’t know why I ask anymore, considering 99% of the Mojave population’s brains are half irradiated…

I won’t kiss you, but I’ll fix you up and give you a stimpak for the road, just in case, you sound like you need it more than we do.

[rotten-courier]

How do you seal up bullet holes? Wasn’t awake when they did the one in my head and these ones hurt like a bitch

[ring-a-ding-doctor]

I- What did you do now? Who shot you? It wasn’t the Legion was it? Never mind, that doesn’t matter right now. If it’s a bullet would it’ll most likely to be stitched up and even then that’s after bullet fragments are removed from your body and the wound is disinfected.

[ring-a-ding-doctor]

Arcade, a child just scaled a building in Freeside, they're worried he's going to injure himself getting down, and need medical assistance just in case, and everyone else is too busy, could you go assist? It should only be about... 20 minutes? Thanks.

Why?! Who let a child scale a building?! That has to be, by far, the stupidest thing I’ve ever heard in my entire existence. And I’ve heard and seen some pretty ridiculous shit. You know what? No. It doesn’t matter. Yes, I’ll be there just in case something happens, but I hope that kid knows they are not getting out of seeing me without a very stern lecture on why climbing buildings is not a good idea (and whoever’s watching over them, if anyone.)

[ring-a-ding-doctor]

I need to eat you. But metaphorically. Eated. Eat you. Because if I ate you really then there would. I would not see you anymore and that's sad. Thank you.

Are you perhaps on chems? I feel as though I need to turn this into a medical evaluation because what did any of that even mean? I mean, yes, if you ate me I would be gone and everybody would miss my sparkling personality, I’m sure. But I suppose if you’re not literally going to eat me then you’re allowed to metaphorically do so, just maybe don’t tell me next time. I don’t think most people want to hear that you want to eat them.

[ring-a-ding-doctor]

Remember to take care of yourself, Dr. Gannon.

Eat well, get some rest, and make sure you sleep.

How’s your day going? Anything strange or funny happening over there?

-Sun Shadow.

Oh, well that’s very kind of you to say. I will, thank you. I hope you will make sure to do the same.

As for my day… It’s going unnervingly well so far, nothing stupid or absurd has happened yet, so that’s saying something. But just knowing that I said that something now will most likely happen just to spite me. Though nothing interesting to report yet, just staring at a cactus, as usual.

[ring-a-ding-doctor]

if i scraped my knee would you kiss it better please i need parental validation

I shouldn’t have to tell you how unhygienic that is, not only for me but for you as well. I don’t know what bacteria or other germs might be on your knee or is you’re infected with something. The same goes for me. You don’t know me, therefore you don’t know if I have anything contagious. Plus, I’m not your father, and even if I was, I have a hard time believing I’d be a good one.

[ring-a-ding-doctor]

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That’s a very cryptic message indeed. Not exactly sure how I’m supposed to help with no context or information but sure, keep sending vague messages. I’ll find out eventually.

[ring-a-ding-doctor]

oh my you’re so handsome 😻

Thank you, I think. I’ll take it as a compliment. Though you might be seeing things, I’m not exactly the prettiest thing in the Mojave. You could do better.