Evan Rosier

[ring-a-ring-a-rosier]

The name’s Evan. Evan Rosier.

I’m 22. he/him

I don’t like people. Panda is the only exception

I’m ace if that means anything to you

People i know

@panda-reads-your-death my sister

@barty-bitchy-bodygaurd my bodyguard

@a-black-and-bruised-star my cousin

@j-f-potter his bodyguard

@the-heir-of-black another cousin

@the-moon-runs-my-mood his bodyguard

@cissa-theswan another cousin of mine

@lilyy-petals a cook

[barty-bitchy-bodygaurd]

we’re going out

-evan

Okey dokey sir, where we off ta?

[ring-a-ring-a-rosier]

we’re going out for food

[barty-bitchy-bodygaurd]

With anyone in particular?

[ring-a-ring-a-rosier]

uh you? obviously?

[barty-bitchy-bodygaurd]

Asking me out on a date? Not very proper of you.

Na I'm kidding, what should I wear to not be suspicious

[ring-a-ring-a-rosier]

i- uh-

jus-just black is fine or or whatever just nothing too flashy

[barty-bitchy-bodygaurd]

we’re going out

-evan

Okey dokey sir, where we off ta?

[ring-a-ring-a-rosier]

we’re going out for food

[barty-bitchy-bodygaurd]

With anyone in particular?

[ring-a-ring-a-rosier]

uh you? obviously?

[barty-bitchy-bodygaurd]

we’re going out

-evan

Okey dokey sir, where we off ta?

[ring-a-ring-a-rosier]

we’re going out for food

[ring-a-ring-a-rosier]

@barty-bitchy-bodygaurd where are you i want to go out

[barty-bitchy-bodygaurd]

Ooo taking me on a date are ya Rosier? I fear that isn't very proper of you

[ring-a-ring-a-rosier]

Not this again.

Just hurry up and meet me.

[barty-bitchy-bodygaurd]

At your beck and call good sir *mock bow*

[ring-a-ring-a-rosier]

Just come on. We’re going on walk

[barty-bitchy-bodygaurd]

Where are we off ta?

[ring-a-ring-a-rosier]

I don’t care

You can pick I just want to get out of this house I’ve been stuck inside for weeks

[barty-bitchy-bodygaurd]

I'm not supposed to make decisions unless they endanger you, I'm just supposed to stand here, look pretty and prevent your death. So it's up to you where we go.

[ring-a-ring-a-rosier]

Well you’re only doing one of those things arent you

Let’s go to the park

[barty-bitchy-bodygaurd]

Yes, I'm doing a great job at standing here and look pretty. Thank fuck no-ones come to kill you yet, though I must say it's been quite boring.

Yes sir 🫡

[ring-a-ring-a-rosier]

You surely are. Are you wishing that someone tries to kill me? I dont think that’s what a bodyguard should be doing

Dont you have a coat? It looks pretty grey out there

[barty-bitchy-bodygaurd]

Nope not at all, there just has been a lot less action then we were told was to happen

I.. Do not.

[ring-a-ring-a-rosier]

Wow i feel so awful for you it must be terrible for you that my life isnt in enough danger

We’l make this quick then.

[ring-a-ring-a-rosier]

The name’s Evan. Evan Rosier.

I’m 22. he/him

I don’t like people. Panda is the only exception

I’m ace if that means anything to you

People i know

@panda-reads-your-death my sister

@barty-bitchy-bodygaurd my bodyguard

@a-black-and-bruised-star my cousin

@j-f-potter his bodyguard

@the-heir-of-black another cousin

@the-moon-runs-my-mood his bodyguard

@cissa-theswan another cousin of mine

@lilyy-petals a cook

[panda-reads-your-death]

EVAN 💕❤️😍

[ring-a-ring-a-rosier]

Hey Panda

what are you up to

[panda-reads-your-death]

fire ^_^

[ring-a-ring-a-rosier]

As usual. Just please dont burn down anything actually important this time

[panda-reads-your-death]

..define important

[ring-a-ring-a-rosier]

As long as I don’t end up bailing you out of jail again ypu can go crazy.

Call me if you need me though

[panda-reads-your-death]

THANKS ROSIEEEE

[ring-a-ring-a-rosier]

you know i love you right panda

[ring-a-ring-a-rosier]

@barty-bitchy-bodygaurd where are you i want to go out

[barty-bitchy-bodygaurd]

Ooo taking me on a date are ya Rosier? I fear that isn't very proper of you

[ring-a-ring-a-rosier]

Not this again.

Just hurry up and meet me.

[barty-bitchy-bodygaurd]

At your beck and call good sir *mock bow*

[ring-a-ring-a-rosier]

Just come on. We’re going on walk

[barty-bitchy-bodygaurd]

Where are we off ta?

[ring-a-ring-a-rosier]

I don’t care

You can pick I just want to get out of this house I’ve been stuck inside for weeks

[barty-bitchy-bodygaurd]

I'm not supposed to make decisions unless they endanger you, I'm just supposed to stand here, look pretty and prevent your death. So it's up to you where we go.

[ring-a-ring-a-rosier]

Well you’re only doing one of those things arent you

Let’s go to the park

[barty-bitchy-bodygaurd]

Yes, I'm doing a great job at standing here and look pretty. Thank fuck no-ones come to kill you yet, though I must say it's been quite boring.

Yes sir 🫡

[ring-a-ring-a-rosier]

You surely are. Are you wishing that someone tries to kill me? I dont think that’s what a bodyguard should be doing

Dont you have a coat? It looks pretty grey out there

[ring-a-ring-a-rosier]

The name’s Evan. Evan Rosier.

I’m 22. he/him

I don’t like people. Panda is the only exception

I’m ace if that means anything to you

People i know

@panda-reads-your-death my sister

@barty-bitchy-bodygaurd my bodyguard

@a-black-and-bruised-star my cousin

@j-f-potter his bodyguard

@the-heir-of-black another cousin

@the-moon-runs-my-mood his bodyguard

@cissa-theswan another cousin of mine

@lilyy-petals a cook

[panda-reads-your-death]

EVAN 💕❤️😍

[ring-a-ring-a-rosier]

Hey Panda

what are you up to

[panda-reads-your-death]

fire ^_^

[ring-a-ring-a-rosier]

As usual. Just please dont burn down anything actually important this time

[panda-reads-your-death]

..define important

[ring-a-ring-a-rosier]

As long as I don’t end up bailing you out of jail again ypu can go crazy.

Call me if you need me though

[ring-a-ring-a-rosier]

@barty-bitchy-bodygaurd where are you i want to go out

[barty-bitchy-bodygaurd]

Ooo taking me on a date are ya Rosier? I fear that isn't very proper of you

[ring-a-ring-a-rosier]

Not this again.

Just hurry up and meet me.

[barty-bitchy-bodygaurd]

At your beck and call good sir *mock bow*

[ring-a-ring-a-rosier]

Just come on. We’re going on walk

[barty-bitchy-bodygaurd]

Where are we off ta?

[ring-a-ring-a-rosier]

I don’t care

You can pick I just want to get out of this house I’ve been stuck inside for weeks

[barty-bitchy-bodygaurd]

I'm not supposed to make decisions unless they endanger you, I'm just supposed to stand here, look pretty and prevent your death. So it's up to you where we go.

[ring-a-ring-a-rosier]

Well you’re only doing one of those things arent you

Let’s go to the park

[ring-a-ring-a-rosier]

@barty-bitchy-bodygaurd where are you i want to go out

[barty-bitchy-bodygaurd]

Ooo taking me on a date are ya Rosier? I fear that isn't very proper of you

[ring-a-ring-a-rosier]

Not this again.

Just hurry up and meet me.

[barty-bitchy-bodygaurd]

At your beck and call good sir *mock bow*

[ring-a-ring-a-rosier]

Just come on. We’re going on walk

[barty-bitchy-bodygaurd]

Where are we off ta?

[ring-a-ring-a-rosier]

I don’t care

You can pick I just want to get out of this house I’ve been stuck inside for weeks

[ring-a-ring-a-rosier]

@barty-bitchy-bodygaurd where are you i want to go out

[barty-bitchy-bodygaurd]

Ooo taking me on a date are ya Rosier? I fear that isn't very proper of you

[ring-a-ring-a-rosier]

Not this again.

Just hurry up and meet me.

[barty-bitchy-bodygaurd]

At your beck and call good sir *mock bow*

[ring-a-ring-a-rosier]

Just come on. We’re going on walk

[ring-a-ring-a-rosier]

The name’s Evan. Evan Rosier.

I’m 22. he/him

I don’t like people. Panda is the only exception

I’m ace if that means anything to you

People i know

@panda-reads-your-death my sister

@barty-bitchy-bodygaurd my bodyguard

@a-black-and-bruised-star my cousin

@j-f-potter his bodyguard

@the-heir-of-black another cousin

@the-moon-runs-my-mood his bodyguard

@cissa-theswan another cousin of mine

@lilyy-petals a cook

[panda-reads-your-death]

EVAN 💕❤️😍

[ring-a-ring-a-rosier]

Hey Panda

what are you up to

[panda-reads-your-death]

fire ^_^

[ring-a-ring-a-rosier]

As usual. Just please dont burn down anything actually important this time

[ring-a-ring-a-rosier]

@barty-bitchy-bodygaurd where are you i want to go out

[barty-bitchy-bodygaurd]

Ooo taking me on a date are ya Rosier? I fear that isn't very proper of you

[ring-a-ring-a-rosier]

Not this again.

Just hurry up and meet me.

[ring-a-ring-a-rosier]

@barty-bitchy-bodygaurd where are you i want to go out

[ring-a-ring-a-rosier]

The name’s Evan. Evan Rosier.

I’m 22. he/him

I don’t like people. Panda is the only exception

I’m ace if that means anything to you

People i know

@panda-reads-your-death my sister

@barty-bitchy-bodygaurd my bodyguard

@a-black-and-bruised-star my cousin

@j-f-potter his bodyguard

@the-heir-of-black another cousin

@the-moon-runs-my-mood his bodyguard

@cissa-theswan another cousin of mine

@lilyy-petals a cook

[panda-reads-your-death]

EVAN 💕❤️😍

[ring-a-ring-a-rosier]

Hey Panda

what are you up to