BWAHAHAHA!

Hey! My Name's Gabriel. Great to see ya! //Pokemon Branded IRL thingy. Unreality warning. OVERARCHING BODY HORROR AND LOSS OF SELF CONTENT WARNING.

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Hello, hello! Everyone take your seats, my performance begins now!

My name’s Gabriel! He/they! I’m originally from Kalos!

I had a strange encounter with Hoopa, and I’m not entirely sure what the side effects of our meeting were yet. They’ll reveal themselves soon enough, I hope. One of them is that i’ve suddenly sprouted horns! Not quite sure why.

Let me just snap a photo of myself…

Wonderful.

Magic anons are a tentative yes but i have to find them funny.

//rather important post

//Incredibly likely going forwards: body horror/loss of self. that’s kinda the whole thing with Branded blogs.

//Hi, @poke-irs-real mod here. I have very little impulse control. Here we are with a Branded blog. This one might be a little bit heavier in material, but also on average sillier at times, i hope. Enjoy!!!

//directly inspired by @prince-in-splendour

[goldenrodchef]

Are there any other people out there that are fully or partially Pokemon, and are really uncomfortable with it?

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got made part sylveon, not a fan

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got made entirely gay, pretty big fan

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Wasn't it created by Diancie or something?

ITS HAIR???? IT GREW ON MY ████ING HEAD????????

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we gotta go bald. itll work trust me

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i got some rock candy.

this is giving me very complicated feelings

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i wish i could eat rocks

[whiteoutmaximum]

i don't wish you could eat rocks

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tough crowd

[regi-financeer]

Chocolate rocks are a thing

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not hard enough. i need to feel the grinding of sand in my mouth

[regi-financeer]

Pixie stick

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too fine, not crunchy

[regi-financeer]

Needs candy mixed in with pixe stick and maybe pulverized jaw breakers?

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rocks….

[whiteoutmaximum]

i got some rock candy.

this is giving me very complicated feelings

[ring-covered-fool]

i wish i could eat rocks

[whiteoutmaximum]

i don't wish you could eat rocks

[ring-covered-fool]

tough crowd

[regi-financeer]

Chocolate rocks are a thing

[ring-covered-fool]

not hard enough. i need to feel the grinding of sand in my mouth

[regi-financeer]

Pixie stick

[ring-covered-fool]

too fine, not crunchy

[whiteoutmaximum]

i got some rock candy.

this is giving me very complicated feelings

[ring-covered-fool]

i wish i could eat rocks

[whiteoutmaximum]

i don't wish you could eat rocks

[ring-covered-fool]

tough crowd

[regi-financeer]

Chocolate rocks are a thing

[ring-covered-fool]

not hard enough. i need to feel the grinding of sand in my mouth

[court-of-the-moone]

Isn't salt rocks?

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a boring rock yeah

[whiteoutmaximum]

i got some rock candy.

this is giving me very complicated feelings

[ring-covered-fool]

i wish i could eat rocks

[whiteoutmaximum]

i don't wish you could eat rocks

[ring-covered-fool]

tough crowd

[regi-financeer]

Chocolate rocks are a thing

[ring-covered-fool]

not hard enough. i need to feel the grinding of sand in my mouth

[whiteoutmaximum]

i got some rock candy.

this is giving me very complicated feelings

[ring-covered-fool]

i wish i could eat rocks

[whiteoutmaximum]

i don't wish you could eat rocks

[ring-covered-fool]

tough crowd

[whiteoutmaximum]

i got some rock candy.

this is giving me very complicated feelings

[ring-covered-fool]

i wish i could eat rocks

[knight-of-willpower]

I promise I didn't kill that guy.

[honour-and-harvests]

I can confirm, her random stranger sparring partner is merely unconscious.

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yes officer, it was my fault he was found as a pile of gibs

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You alright?

another day in paradise 👍

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anyway the answer is no

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You alright?

another day in paradise 👍

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i have lost my sense of tiredness and a profound fear of arceus has taken its place. ask me questions

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Anything else new?

significantly more developed hybrid-ness i think. still not clear as to what of

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So, how are the horns?

they’re bigger than a few weeks ago. thank arc for ibuprofen am i right

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Important, sleeby or sleepy?

tired.

snoozepilled. napcel

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arc i haven’t posted anything in a while. give me a few months i’m just really sleeby right. noe