How much more do I have to square up and explain, it’s an established fact.
People who are fluent in Korean repeatedly note how exceptional and smart his use of wordplay is
Taehyung has absolute pitch
He can solve the Rubik’s cube in no time
Passed his driving test with a 100/100 score
Out of the 8 types of intelligence Taehyung is good in all of them
Fooled the entirety of BTS in Run Ep 48 (The Town Game)
It’s no problem for him to intuitively guess the most ridiculous quiz questions right
Same with the pantomime Manito episode
Or the strawberry stem game where he got it right with minimal knowledge of the subject
His drawing skills are off the charts
Came up with “I purple you”
Amazing English skills since AHL (!)
Can create figurines with a yoyo
The chicken/peacock and toy car jokes when they were cooking
Singlehandedly destroyed the James Corden Flinch challenge
Aced the “guess what’s in the boxes” game
Was the only one to sing the Tomato song correctly
Won the Cham Cham Cham game
Was the only one to create a perfect coffee heart when BTS were baristas. HE DOESN’T EVEN LIKE COFFEE!
In fact: He’s so good at acting that he knows that someone else is trying to deceive him and acts better than they do
Created the most beautiful and original pottery, Yoongi even said that he looked like he did it for 10 years. The pieces turned out well even after he dropped them by accident
Invented and started drawing Tata as a character with dozens of other versions while the other members were still racking their brains
Always outsmarts opponents in Rock Paper Scissors
Got 9/10 right in Yoongi’s rapid fire radio quiz
Guesses people’s drawings right no matter how neolithic they are
Skilfully transferred Coca Cola from one bottle to another to avoid game punishment in Run Ep.4
Produced Spring Day’s rejected melody
Wrote for Run and other songs
Casually plays three instruments but nobody cares
Exercised the best vocal range in Bangtan
Always gives profound insights about life like with pressure at school, having bad skin, or being an idol
Turned the camera in the haunted house to have light, then solved the challenge with Yoongi
Was the only one to detect a hidden camera once
He completely reinvents fashion items like using a tie as an improvised scarf or bandana
Once cut his own clothes to create a special design because he couldn’t afford expensive attire
Also created/popularized the V signature posture which has a meaning too
And the glasses at the back of his head
Repurposed a squirrel sculpture to decorate a dessert and thus won the cooking contest for his team
Tae beat Namjoon — and also Yoongi — in multiple intelligence games (e.g.: The “cow climbs” one) and the members teased RM “aren’t you the one with the sexy brain?”
Namjoon himself said he is a genius takes one to know one
Yoongi affirmed that as well:
And the best part… Taehyung hardly asks for credit or brags. In fact, and that’s where it becomes serious, he’s increasingly ashamed to show it, holds back, like with his splendid drawing book that he tried to hide because he wasn’t confident. Thank you fans and bighit for bullying Taehyung into that. Accept it, he’s not the ditzy superficial 4D ignoramus motherfucker you make him out to be. He’s a cognitive powerhouse with a plethora of talents. Why is this still a thing? There is no one brain cell in Bangtan.
Any questions or more slander left? No? Good.
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