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MX. Art, plants, science, books. Español, English und ein bissen Deutsch. Sherlock.

[gailcarriger]

[maplehyun]

[adambparrish-archive-blog]

pros and cons of the houses

gryffindor pros: really fun, will fight anyone for their friends, nice sense of humor gryffindor cons: would probably jump off a building on a dare, doesn’t ever know when to stop, wants to fight Everyone for no reason

ravenclaw pros: witty af, has really good ideas, highkey accepting of everyone ravenclaw cons: morbid sense of humor, no one can ever really follow their train of thought, is a Walking Conundrum

slytherin pros: natural born leaders, “street smart” af, could probably do anything if they really wanted to slytherin cons: might murder you for saying something bad about someone they care about, dripping in sarcasm, cries a lot

hufflepuff pros: will stand by you through anything, gives really good hugs, most likely the Cutest hufflepuff cons: way too self-sacrificing, don’t make them mad bc u will 100% regret it, probably has too many plants and/or pets

[sexymishacollins]

This is too real #slytherin #housepride

[gregorsamsadementiaravenway]

One of my passions: full-costume behind the scenes pics.

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[space-bee3s]

You havent lived until you’ve seen the joker kick flipping over batman

[smartiespn-deactivated20220130]

Dean Winchester - When does he not look good? 

[martyrdean]

Jensen Ackles : a summary

[obriy]

What I’m telling you is, you could join me at the Grandmaster’s side. Perhaps, in time, an accident befalls the Grandmaster, and then…

[deadpadfoot]

[bisonasaurus-blog]

you know what Harry that is an interesting piece of information don’t be an ass

[thewereshark-deactivated2025062]

Harry, your whole thing is playing a sport that involves flying around on gravity resistant sticks made from trees.  Did you ever stop to think Neville was telling you this cause he was being considerate of your interests?

[the-tall-librarian]

I never caught this before!  Harry, you ass.

[screenshotsofdespair]

[eternally-nerdy]

The duolingo owl, cocking a gun in the distance because i havent practiced french in a few months

[karmawasteland]

goes to a cemetary only to get punned by dead people

[mainflopgirl]

if thanos wanted to kill off half of the population because there weren’t enough resources……..but then snapped half of the vegetation and animals (according to the russos)……..then isn’t he back at square one……………and there aren’t enough resources for the population……………

[mainflopgirl]

what about……..all of the empty and abandoned planets……..he couldn’t have restributed populations there? or like………..what about endangered species they’re pretty much gone now thanks to T Hanos…………..he really didn’t think this through………….

[mainflopgirl]

[mxnrique]

this is deadass what part 4 is gonna be. like he’s gonna realize “huh…. maybe this wasn’t a good idea” and reverse time.

[cottonginandjuice]

Or he literally could have just doubled the resources

[d-e-l-ete-d-deactivated20181014]

Maybe I’m wrong but all he would need is the Space Stone to teleport and  redistribute resources + life. But I guess killing half of all life made more sense.

[peterparkesfluff-blog]

Or he could’ve just created more planets and teleported the halfs but a bitch is too dumb

[d-e-l-ete-d-deactivated20181014]

He can throw a moon for a fight but teleporting some resources is too much work?

He can change reality but he uses it to fake his death and do a power point presentation?

He has the time stone, in which he could literally go back in time and save his home planet ….not by killing half of them …but by using these new powers?

[roaringstream]

T Hanos a stupid mf and needs his ass beat asap

[scots-dragon]

Thanos’ plan made way more sense when it was to try and bone a skeleton.

[thefingerfuckingfemalefury]

It’s not often you can say that changing a story so it’s not about a man trying to have sex with a Space Skeleton makes it LESS coherent and sensible but here we are

[finewalls-deactivated20191108]

@louis

[acapelladitty]

I wish I put as much effort into my life as Phil Collins did into the Tarzan soundtrack

[hufflepuff-spidey]

One time my Spanish 2 teacher was like “I dont have a lesson today. We’re watching Tarzan” and put it in the VHS (This was 2010). We [sophomores - seniors, I was a junior] were super excited. The movie starts and my friend and I look at each other and say at the same time “IS PHIL COLLINS SINGING IN SPANISH?!” I went home that night and found out Phil Collins sang the songs in the English, Italian, German, Spanish, and French versions of the film. Mind blown.

[scienceshenanigans]

Good afternoon, the academic culture of “if you’re not overworking, you don’t deserve success” is unhealthy.

[brazos-del-leon]

“Cuando sientas la necesidad de abrazarme, hazlo. Porque yo siempre voy a tener la afición de tenerte entre mis brazos.”

— Jeanko Urbina. (via delirio-de-un-escritor)

[brazos-del-leon]

[brazos-del-leon]

“Por favor no te rindas. En caso de abandonar tus sueños; vuelve a leer esto.”

—

Jeanko Urbina.