Max

[aristotlencheese]

Hi! My name is Max (21y/o & They/Them)

- MAIN BLOG! YOULL NEVER FIND MY SIDES!

-I like everything that eats at my brain. You’ll know what those things are.

- If you came here from my ao3, I’m berry sorry but I deleted my pre 2026 fics. :(

[just-spacetrash]

in my little pony universe youd go to a job interview and theyd be like so how does your cutiemark reflect your dedication to this position. And every time youd have to spew some bullshit about how your cutiemark of two tennis rackets actually means youre a team player and good at multitasking and view the market like a playing field. or whatever. and you wouldnt even get the job

[fvckw4d]

Thanks to Equestria v Sugar Sprinkle, cutie mark interview questions are considered hiring discrimination, so if anypony asks you any cutiemark related questions or even alludes to any questions about your cutiemark such as "In your own words, describe your life purpose" you can and should refuse to answer. Know your rights, ponies.

[sictransitgloriamvndi]

First Victim of Death (1894) - Cyril Kutlík

[aristotlencheese]

I fuckin hate my English professor. WHAT THE HELL IS THIS WELLNESS CRAP??? Why did I not just wait to take my pre-reqs till the fall, I could have had a better English class with more reading and less disproving 10 year old sources that CLEARLY have new data.

[hilbertslargepowerfulmagnet]

I am rereading Gideon the Ninth and one of the funniest scenes in the whole book gotta be the scene where Gideon (has never had a hot beverage in her life) knocks back half a cup of boiling tea. And then just stands there suffering in silence. Imagine being Jeannemary Chatur or someone and seeing the super cool and mysterious Shadow Cultist from the Ninth House just absolutely SHOTTING a cup of piping hot tea. and then trying to play it cool. I would lose it.

[vampire-apostrophe]

Continuing the speculation on fibre and materials (my beloved)? resource scarcity, tradition, and the ninth….

Let’s talk about how the ninth might use their hair.

Harrow keeps her hair shorn and I believe had parents do as well. I will say that as the religious leaders of the congregation they might follow a slightly stricter version of the rules. (It’s implied that wearing face paint 24/7 is more of a harrow thing and people don’t really wear it when they’re at home)

either way, the ninth tries to live as resourceful efficiently as possible and people are constantly creating hair.

If everyone shaves their head semi regularly then the hair would probably be short enough that it’s be used for stuff starting fires. If they had enough of it they could try to use it for stuffing objects like pillows, (rare but does happen)

my other idea based on the fact that the ninth is morbid, and their clothes seem pretty complicated, harrow specifically has a lot of jewelry and buttons and lace… maybe they use their hair for decoration. In the Victorian era people used to make jewelry out of their hair. It would be resource efficient, morbid, connect you to the dead, and pretty.

Also think of this… knuckle bone prayer beads made from an ancestors bones with their hair as the cord.

I dunno maybe they would grow their hair out specifically for the purpose of using it. I feel like that’d be a good exemption.

[kristina100000]

incredible picture found on the interwebs i had to share with everypony

[helenecoffeesnob]

You know what? I think that Benoit Blanc would have tore into the Mithereum gang. He would have read John’s shit so fast. He would have solved the Cytherea/Wake thing so fast. He would have Harrow immediately imprinted on him like a baby bird.

[bvckbiter]

the thing i love about annabeth and that i feel a lot of people get wrong about her is that yes shes a lovergirl but she's also so incredibly self-possessed that we frequently see her refuse to lose or sacrifice herself (in terms of values and personality, not in terms of physical safety if that makes sense) for the sake of someone else. she's nobody's sidekick. and i think thats so neat for a female character, to look at particularly the two most important guys in her life, percy and luke, and refuse to be subsumed by their burdens. like yeah she'll call percy a coward and refuse to run away with luke. and that doesnt take away from the fact that she believes so deeply in them that it pulls them out of the generational cycles they've all been trapped in, one way or another

[forgotaboutnoodle]

One of my favorite easily missed details about Palamedes:

His gaze fell upon the desk again. I thought he was looking at the penholder. The Warden was a fiend for stealing pens. (TMSoDS)

I love to think about some dragon hoard pen stash somewhere in his office.

What would he look for in a pen? Can you imagine him swiping one from Harrow in Canaan house and her finding him using it? She would kill him on sight.

[fibulaegarden]

I think it’d be even funnier if he gave them back if they weren’t up to his stolen pen standards. “Beggars can’t be choosers” yeah well thieves can, and Palamedes will return your pen as silently as he stole it if he thinks it doesn’t write well enough or it smudges too much. Professionals have standards, including professional pen thieves. Do you see my vision

[oh-jod-dammit]

Palamedes steals a fountain pen from Harrow and then realizes she usually stabs it into her mouth to write in blood with it, and sets it back down very slowly.

[forkmeetkitchen]

i dont think ive ever related as much to a character like i relate to nona. i also fully feel like i was born a couple months ago, dont understand war and love my family. i also have a heart that barely fits inside me, trippy horrible dreams and a mind thats always 5 deep breaths away from a tantrum. nona i love you i am you

[dogpuppy]

[kangaruthi]

[damuch0]

reading htn ☺️

[wegottagetouttahere]

Pyrrha, outside the bar: *lighting a cigarette* when I graduated high school your entire civilization didn’t exist yet isnt that weird

Palamedes, stone cold sober: can yuo put that out on me

[tiredartististired]

I can't believe John Gaius has been puppeting Mitch McConnell all this time

[wegottagetouttahere]

I can’t hold it back any longer I must speak my truth. I see many imagined designs of TLT characters in modern clothes, and Harrow is frequently dressed in mall goth/grungy/generally “cool” clothes. I believe from the bottom of my heart that a “college AU” Harrowhark would dress like an Amish woman who just discovered the basics section of Ann Taylor. She would not be in a full vampire goth fishnet ensemble with a lace parasol and winged eyeliner. She would wear a secondhand turtleneck and maxi skirt in the middle of July carrying an incredibly mundane but practical umbrella to block the sunlight. She is many things but cool and trendy she is not. I have spoken