Max @aristotlencheese - Tumblr Blog

Hi! My name is Max (21y/o & They/Them)

- MAIN BLOG! YOULL NEVER FIND MY SIDES!

-I like everything that eats at my brain. You’ll know what those things are.

- If you came here from my ao3, I’m berry sorry but I deleted my pre 2026 fics. :(

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gideonisms

the hill I die on re: griddlehark characterization is that gideon is canonically tidy and harrow is not. Because gideon needs some small sense of agency over her own life. similar to how she's always working out because she needs control of something about her own body. Harrow isn't as careful with things that belong to her

gideonisms

don't get me wrong harrow is living by a set of strict rules that keep her functional but those rules are not legible to anyone else and they don't involve taking care of her body or doing her laundry

moka-pot-official

I choose to believe there's someone in Blood Of Eden named Ebony Dark'ness Dementia Raven Way and no one can get me off this horse

amphibimations

i still think about them…

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brainstreams

aristotlencheese

The entire sport of Curling. What the fuck is wrong with people doing Curling? Why the fuck is there Heterosexual Curling???

#MaxNation #fanfic authors #writing #writing meme #curling

fairycosmos

did you know that apparently if you try to act normal the normalness doesn't come through but the acting does. and did you know apparently everyone can smell this on you like a bloodhound

vintage-ukraine

Green Lamp by Yakiv Kalynychenko, 1890

“I like your pendant”

Okay Max, you need friends do not mess this up. Do not tell them the mystery witch knew of your sisters death and gave you the necklace for free. The pendant actually has a resin coated uranium glass bead on it. You could tell them that. Don’t tell them, that’s weird. It’s your emotional support necklace you don’t owe anyone an explanation about it actually. No but the story is really interesting. But the story is creepy, you are creepy. Am I overdressed? No! I’m simply wearing a skirt and makeup that is a normal amount of dressed. FUCK FUCK FUCK DO NOT MESS THIS UP YOU SPENT AN HOUR HYPING YOURSELF UP TO GO OUTSIDE DO NOT DO NOT DO NOT—

“Oh thanks” :D

Phew. That could’ve been catastrophic and messed up literally everything forever and ever.

#maxnation #weirdposting #guys aha isn’t it so funny that I have Social Anxiety left over from my agoraphobia? isn’t it so funny #it’s funny. LAUGH #I invited them to my birthday party :D

faildyke

Thinking really hard about Ianthe. She convinced her one-sided lesbian situationship to give her a new arm after she got dismembered by a saint. She and her twin sister love to dip their toes into incest sometimes but not in ways you’d expect. She also uses her magic to make herself look sickly so her sister can breast boobily. She and Jesus might be fucking but neither of them probably enjoys it. She voluntarily wore a maid dress in a game show inside her own mind. I hate her. She’s awesome. What is wrong with her.

poupon

Wow thanks for the ingot man let me just inspect the quality real quick

Dude come on

musiicpix3l

Yes yes i know love is love. But they are still killing CHILDREN. over this.

futchrat

having a desk job while also having a hyper fixation on the locked tomb is hard for all the normal reasons work sucks but also because how am I supposed to sit here and act normal when my entire brain is consumed by tragic toxic yuri.

like sorry that you “require my assistance” or “need me to reply to this email” I am BUSY maladaptive daydreaming about whatever the fuck is going on between kiriona and ianthe.

“Update that spreadsheet” no. I am afflicted with Alectopausitis.

boss makes a dollar I make a dime that’s why I think about harrowhark’s DIY lobotomy on company time