lil sebastian!

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[rip-lil-sebastian]

Leslie: I know you think my judgement is clouded because I like Ben a bit.

Ann: You doodled your wedding invitation.

Leslie: No, that’s our joint tombstone.

Ann: Oh, my bad

[rip-lil-sebastian]

April: We need to get past this locked door. Quick, Ben, give me your credit card.

Ben, handing her the card: Here.

April, pocketing it: Great, now Andy kick the door down

[parksandwreckreation]

why would they ever delete this scene

[jasonmantzoukas]

[rip-lil-sebastian]

April: Hey, what are your pronouns? I need to talk about you behind your back.

Jerry: ...

Jerry: He/Him.

April: Thanks!

[outofcontextpawnee]

[rip-lil-sebastian]

April: I like a man who’s environmentally aware.

Andy, pointing outside: That’s a cloud.

[technicallyhomeless]

Mark Brandanowitz is the human equivalent of that little dried hardened soap that comes out of the dispenser on the first push

Nobody likes him, he is easily brushed aside, serves no function, squishy, boring, and you just have to accept that he comes with the first 2 seasons and rinse him off so you can get to the good part

[rip-lil-sebastian]

this is impeccably accurate

[outofcontextpawnee]

[rip-lil-sebastian]

honestly at this point joe biden should just be listed as a cast member

[rip-lil-sebastian]

Ben: You shouldn’t be using a straw.

Leslie: I know, I know, it’s bad for the environment.

Ben: It’s just a weird way to eat spaghetti.

[rip-lil-sebastian]

April: I’m starting therapy tomorrow and I’ve been trying to think of power moves I could make towards the therapist. I've decided to bring a notepad with me and take notes on it whenever they take notes and then eat the paper at the end of the session.

Leslie: April, this is why you need therapy.

[outofcontextpawnee]

[rip-lil-sebastian]

Andy: I could get lost in your eyes.

April: Andy, you could get lost walking in a straight line.

[rip-lil-sebastian]

April: The only way to defeat a bully is to stand up to them.

April: Trust me, I’ve bullied a lot of people.

[rip-lil-sebastian]

Ron: If you have any objections, feel free to put them in the suggestion box.

Leslie: That’s the trash can.

Ron: Exactly.

[vendimeyers]

Also I love Leslie and Anne's friendship, they knew each other for like half a day and both just decided "this person will be my sole canfidant about everything from now on"

[rip-lil-sebastian]

Tammy: Hello, Ron. Surprised to see me?

Ron: Well, I didn’t say Bloody Mary three times. So yes.