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Tammy: Hello, Ron. Surprised to see me?
Ron: Well, I didn’t say Bloody Mary three times. So yes.
001 - Parks and Recreation?
Send me a fandom/ship/character
Favorite character: Jean-Ralphio
Least Favorite character: Mark
5 Favorite ships (canon or non-canon): April/Andy, Leslie/Ben, Anne/Chris, Tom/Lucy, Garry/Gayle
Character I find most attractive: Chris
Character I would marry: not entirely sure. Maybe Lucy?
Character I would be best friends with: Andy and/or Ben
a random thought: of everyone in the Parks department, I think Donna was probably the closest to normal
An unpopular opinion: given proper time/development (so when Ben isn’t between jobs) I would wanna see a Cones of Dunshire movie (not claymation, though. Give up on that, Wyatt)
My Canon OTP: April/Andy
My Non-canon OTP: can’t think of one at the moment
Most Badass Character: Ron, no question about it
Most Epic Villain: Tammy 1
Pairing I am not a fan of: Ron/Tammy (either of them)
Character I feel the writers screwed up (in one way or another): N/A
Favorite Friendship: Leslie and Ron
Character I most identify with: Andy and/or Ben
Character I wish I could be: Chris
Patricia Clarkson. Capricorn sun Capricorn moon Capricorn SATURN. Born in New Orleans.
AHHAHAHAHAHHA
I JUST REALIZED JAMES’ SITUATION IS LIKE RON SWANSONS. HOLY SHIT.
HERE RON IS ALL PROPER AND WHATEVER AND JAMES IS ALL FANCY AND SHIT W HIS “TAMMY 1”.
AND HERE RON IS LIVIN’ HIS EXTRA LIFE AND JAMES IS HERE W HIS “TAMMY 2” AND HE’S ON A BOAT BEIN’ ALL GUCCI.
AND NICK OFFERMAN IS MARRIED TO TAMMY 2 IRL SO NEW CONSPIRACY, POKEMON IS PARKS AND REC IN DISGUISE AND JESSIE AND JAMES R GONNA BE MARRIED LIKE IN THE MANGA.
I need a new hobby, I know.
Sansa: On my deathbed, my final wish is to have my ex husbands rush to my side, so I can use my dying breath to tell them both to go to hell, one last time. Would I get married again? Oh absolutely. If you don't believe in love, then what's the point of living?
I really do love the Tammys.
Whenever I catch myself slouching, I automatically think of the episode of Parks & Rec, with Tammy 1 coming out of Ron’s office, telling April to sit up because she’s ‘not doing her breasts any favors’ & all April can say is ‘Thank you’ 🤷🏻♀️🤦🏻♀️
So thanks, Tammy 1 for constantly reminding me of my posture, my spine thanks you as well🤷🏻♀️🤷🏻♀️🙌🏻🙌🏻👏🏼👍🏻👆🏻