I'M A VIRGO!

[littlecombjelly]

sir fitzroy maplecourt when he arrives at wiggenstaff and sees 2 dudes and a gargoyle in his bedroom

[littlecombjelly]

sir fitzroy maplecourt when he arrives at wiggenstaff and sees 2 dudes and a gargoyle in his bedroom

[ripmarbles]

wait for the end

[jennamourey]

A Full Face of Rhinestones

[lovepsychothefirst]

#listen I don’t watch Jenna Marbles#I’ve never subscribed to hr channel#but there’s one thing about her that I absolutely respect#she does NOT clickbait#she fucking COMMITS to whatever bull shit she says she’s gonna do#90% of her video titles LOOK like clickbait#but then the video is EXACTLY what the title says#how many balloons does it take to life my chihuahua off the ground#I DON’T KNOW JENNA WHY DON’T YOU FIND OUT#spends entire video reporting on increasingly annoyed Party City employees#as she ties over 100 helium balloons to a sling that her dog falls asleep in#while floating 4 feet above the ground#because she fucking found out how many balloons it took#‘MY DOG RATES SOAP’ says the video title#her Italian Greyhound has some kind of soap licking neurosis and shows clear preferences#by the end of the video her dog does indeed have a favorite brand of soap#I EAT DOG TREATS WITH MY DOGS#literally does exactly that and actually enjoys like 2 of them#I don’t follow her at all but DAMN does Jenna Marbles not fuck around#she just … does exactly what she says she will#like some kind of chaotic entity that combats clickbait by being exactly as absurd as the marketing implies

[michaun]

[baba-cools]

Don’t ever talk to me or my son again

[jackdouglass]

[grungeclown-deactivated20180301]

I love having nightmares

[ripmarbles]

origin story

[harp-playing-goat]

Cosmopolitan just said one of your dogs aren’t cute… but which one… conspiracy?? @jennamarbles

[ripmarbles]

@that-harp-playing-goat marbles, obviously, cuz he’s dead

[thedinkfam]

Juliens Snapchat Story 05/08/17

[ripmarbles]

Marlon gets it.