I write words for people that give me money.

Not here though, this is for funsies. 

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I hate having hayfever because it basically means I'm allergic to the product of arboreal love juice. Don't get me started on Pyrus Calleryana either.

[ripostetim]

We lock eyes.

I squeeze the trigger.

Dough Boy falls.

Thudding on the floor.

I stand over him.

He nods. He understands.

BLAM.

I start kneading him.

You gotta slay to make that bread.

[ripostetim]

Want to be a copywriter? Just fucking write.

That was an example of the first part of AIDA, a formula you can use to get started in the wonderful world of copy writing.  Attention.  The above two lines are an example of the second part. Interest.  Which you can use to keep someone engaged with your writing, and lead them onto the third part.  Desire.  Because when you start to learn the basics like this, you can write things that are far more compelling for the reader. And perhaps they’ll be ready for the fourth part.  Action.  Whatever it is you want the post to do, provoke a thought, buy your stuff or just reply.  You need to work out how to get them to do it.  I put mine in the title, because rules are also made to be broken. And there’s more than one way to skin a cake.  Read, Learn, Write.  In that order.  Or don’t. I’m not your dad. 

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Go on.

Spill the beans.

Slowly.

Onto the floor.

We mustn't let it get hungry.

[ripostetim]

How to spice up your sales copy:

Address the reader directly.

Use a hook to grab attention.

Throw in a sex scene.

Tie it into something topical.

[ripostetim]

Atm I think we're all huns who aren't okay.

Dnt wna tlk bout it.

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Faux paw

Me: here if you need Le Chat.  Friend: I'm grieving. I don't need meme speak.  Me: *sadly puts kitten back in the carry case*.