60 million cups of tea

[van-dyne]

tfw you’re going to a wedding but turns out to be a funeral We’re all nothing but a joke to them Russos (Edited: now added Sebastian interview with Jimmy Fallon)

[swingsetindecember]

its a shit way to treat your cast 

[johnnyjoestarrelatable]

i’ve been crying laughing over this for the past 5 minutes

[patroclusdefencesquad]

I decided this post deserved further sass

[hyperionnebulae]

Hi all! Just a reminder that April Fools Day is tomorrow, so be careful about clicking any links and stuff. Screamers and other pranks can be pretty common. Be safe and take care. 💚✌

[minddpalaces]

#smitten

[outofthewood]

[evilwriter37]

IMPORTANT

@flurbejurbvondurp

[diocletianscabbagefarm]

Im going through the reigns of Roman Emperors and jfc it’s either “rule: ~20 years in relative peace” or “rule: 3 months and 2 days. Stabbed to death by praetorian guard”, there’s practically no middle ground.

[butchflirt]

[melonkollie]

today at work a toddler in a high chair patted me on the arm to get my attention, then when i crouched down and asked him what’s up, he pointed at the table full of chatty old ladies across the aisle and said “NOISE” and i have never in my life been more delighted by a guest complaint

[rippeduntimely]

Really wish i was dead rn

[theonlyjelly-iwillput-inmybelly]

oh gods my boyfriend isn’t home and I forget the english word for this thing and it’s bAD he usually helps but i cAN’T

[boslynboypunk]

I WILL ASSIST?

[theonlyjelly-iwillput-inmybelly]

you know that little sea bug with the stupid hands and it has a home but it changes homes sometimes because it gets too big for it?? what is it???

[mavros-lykos]

Hermit crab??

[theonlyjelly-iwillput-inmybelly]

THAT’S THE BITCH

[rosequart]

“At the more powerful first quarter moon crises, it may seem our very lives are at stake. The moment comes when it comes: we are challenged to grow or die. We don’t always feel strong or heroic enough to meet it; frequently, we have to surprise ourselves.”

[i-the-monachopsis-deactivated20]

Hilda has one of the most beautiful and mystical art that i have seen in a long time.

[jellyfishologist]

the wood man. 

[alfurelf1]

Perspective is everything!

[aridante]

Somewhere, lost in the clouded annals of history, lies a place that few have seen — a mysterious place called the Unknown, where long forgotten stories are revealed to those who travel through the wood.

— Over the Garden Wall (2014) by Patrick McHale

[toothlessfound]

someday your home may be somewhere else.    but that doesn’t mean you leave your other homes behind.     the  wilderness  will  always  be  a  part  of  who  you  are.