The Carbuncle Ate Itself!

Ash is the name, 

[joey-wheeler-official]

It’s really funny to see people go “Oh, so I’m a transphobe because I don’t believe in nonbinary people?” like, yeah, you are, die mad about it dipshit.

[especially]

[ripthesystem]

Guess who's back......back again? Ash is back tell a friend.

Did you guys miss me?

[ruinedchildhood]

deleted scenes

[stormthegalaxies]

So Donald Trump is staying down the street from where I live. And today was an unusually warm day and some lady, lord help me, some lady in the store I work at told me it was unusually warm today because the devil was here.

[papertownsy]

Deadpool Promo: A Summary 

[samandriel]

There is a breed of chicken that is tiny

I mean like…  

LIKE REALLY SMOL

ITTY BITTY 

SO SMOL BUT THEY WALK AROUND SO PROUD

THEY ARE RIDICULOUS AND I LOVE THEM

[morris-less]

Glad somebody loves tiny cocks.

Back in my day the teachers didn’t have nice laptops, they pulled this shit out and sat it on some unfortunate kids desk 

[the-illuminated-showgirl]

MAJOR FLASHBACK

[purplesuper]

[britishguyslover]

Lucifer resents the idea that the Devil urges humanity to commit evil. According to him humans are more than capable of corruption on their own.

Lucifer promotional video on facebook (via britishguyslover)

[lucifer-morningstar-love]

Lucifer Morningstar //

[lucifer-morningstar-love]

The angel Lucifer was cast out of heaven and condemned to rule hell for eternity. Until he decided to take a vacation…

[ravenmdarkholme]

What’s your name? Lucifer. Like the devil? Exactly!

[mae-martin]

“People like to tell me things. It’s a gift. Must be something about this face.”

[themercknight-deliriousdreamer]

I just like to play in general.

Lucifer to Detective Chloe Dancer - Lucifer season 1 episode 1 “Pilot” (via themercknight-deliriousdreamer)

[themercknight-deliriousdreamer]

Without blues there’d be no devil’s music.

Lucifer to some rap artist - Lucifer season 1 episode 1 “Pilot” (via themercknight-deliriousdreamer)

[themercknight-deliriousdreamer]

I have far too many bullets for you to still be talking.

Detective Chloe Decker to Lucifer - Lucifer season 1 episode 1 “Pilot” (via themercknight-deliriousdreamer)