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beatuwitstix— an AI-first company
bitch what does that even mean. Why are you bootlicking a non human entity.
I'm sick of companies just pasting whatever nonsense tagline they can come up with to show how ai worshipping they are trying to be
I've read one too many Omega!Lex Luthor who hates being an Omega and I want something different
i want him to love himself, his biology, his body, the power it has.
I want him to be THE seductress. I want him baby trapping left and right (he's sooooo fertile 🤤). I want alphas betas omegas EVERYONE AT HIS FEET, constantly driven to distraction by his scent, his body.
(His many children make him even more attractive. The ultimate milf 👑)
He loves the attention. Breathes it. Lives it. All of mankind caves to his demands.
(Except for a clumsy, frumpy, borderline dull little reporter (beta? omega? alpha? anything works really) who is nice and kind and polite but very much DISTANT. and seemingly immune to his scent.)
(Clark thanks his kryptonian biology superhuman™ restraint but he's *almost* at his limit 🤪 must!! not!! pounce!! on!! lex!! luthor!! lips!! first!!)
(Lex is obsessed.)
What if.. something or the other happens and they start dating B-B-B-BUT!
Lex starts growing miserable the longer Clark spends time worshipping him. "He's only attracted to me because of my irresistible pheromones and superb body 😿"
Clark is confused at how gloomy Lex seems to be around him- "Is he bored of me already?"
(Lex knows that Kryptonian biology is immune to earthly pheromones - that's why Superman is immune to his charms!
Clark discovers why Lex has been feeling so..distant lately. But he can't reveal that earthly pheromones don't affect him! That would give away his secret identity!!)
my triple A battery
some more thoughts on FWBs yuanjiu~
SJ riding SY while grumbling about LQG, "i hate that- THAT ANIMAL! How dare he talk to me like that!"
SY soothing him, "he didn't mean it A-jiu. You know how- O-OOOH! do that again!"
"and that cow YQY, he keeps ENABLING this behaviour! Unbelievable! Unforgivable!"
"Ohhh that feels so good."
"and he has the audacity to reprimand me! I don't go around smashing other people's doors in!"
"o-of course not. A-aaaaahhh that's it! Keep going!"
"i don't see why you have to be keep being friends with that brute."
"God, I'm so close!"
"PAY ATTENTION!!"
Pinching SY's waist, he continues, "he's a MENACE. You should stop entertaining him."
SY gasps out something unintelligible and flops down.
SJ stops moving and glares. "the nerve" *pinch* "of you" *pinch* "how DARE you ignore me–"
"if he really is SO important to you that you can't give up on your PRECIOUS friendship then I suppose you should fuck HIM instead! I'm done here!" That gets SY's attention.
"A-jiiuu. Don't say that. You know how much I love your-" SY reaches up to fondle SJ's soft behind but SJ smacks away his wandering hands.
"-ass.."
"but your cock isn't all that, so perhaps I'll be taking my ass elsewhere.", he finishes icily.
"A-jiu!"
the best SVSSS ship is actually yuanjiu because they have a) no history and b) are perfect for each other
big tall handsome wandering cultivator shen yuan who muscles his way into shen jiu's heart by being confident, competent and no-nonsense. But he's simultaneously everything SJ thought he'd never want in a man.
SY drools at pretty women, frequently makes crass jokes at SJ's expense, is a touch too soft on SJ's disciples. He has bad taste in literature, is lazy and untidy. He never listens to SJ. He often leaves on long trips with SQH, and seems to be best buddies with LQG! Unforgivable!
But. He massages SJ's feet whenever he's home for the night. He tucks SJ into his arms without fail everytime SJ so much as sighs. He makes time for SJ to whip his back bloody everytime SJ needs to let off steam. He let's SJ do many many dirty, depraved things to him, things which would have him labelled as a demented pervert in the presence of others.
It's not quite love though.
(while SJ is busy sucking SY's toes, SY is freaking out because he almost kissed SJ on the cheek today. Does that mean he like-likes SJ?!?
He's gagged and tied up into a pretzel though so he can't exactly ask SJ about it. Maybe he'll be allowed to talk when SJ is riding him later?)
thought experiment: giving shen jiu the conner kent treatment– Your dad calls you his brother (and you feel weird about it)
ok so I don't remember if the age gap between sj and yqy has ever been mentioned? But I'd like to stretch it to a cool 10 years. SJ grows up from infanthood to teen secretly thinking of yq as his dad (bonus points if he hides it from yq because he feels shy and insecure about it. He doesn't wanna be a burden! are-are brothers more equal? Does that mean YQ wants SJ to take care of him in return?)
Meanwhile yq blissfully unaware, calls sj his brother with supreme glee (but really, he takes on the more nurturing, parental position in their lives– no wonder poor SJ is so confused!)
It gets worse when they grow up. The disappointed look™ of a father is 10 times worse than that of a brother. SJ feels MISERABLE. He wants to be good! He does! But the pain he holds within himself makes him want to hurt YQY, to disappoint him even more. To push his limits.
(STOP CALLING ME BROTHER!)
(will his father finally hit him? Perhaps kick him out the next time?)
some place un-named, some time unknown, Thor & Loki:
Loki holds his brother's jaw tenderly, thumb tracing over the gash he'd gifted him but a moment ago.
"Thor, I wish you wouldn't hurt me so."
Thor closes his eyes. "Cease your tripe, brother. I find not a single bruise on you."
Loki smiles and brings his mouth to Thor's cheek, tongue darting out to lick the stripe of dark blood. "I wish you'd be kinder to me."
words shen jiu never said:
"be kind to me. Be kind to me. BE KIND TO ME."
"love me, hold me, kiss me. Don't leave me."
"please don't leave me."
my preferred brand of thorki is when you can't actually tell if they're fucking or not
big brother thor and little brother loki are so very weird about each other.
the avengers can't tell if the god of thunder inspecting loki's OOTD with eagle intensity is more of a security measure than a my-brother-looks-super-hot-today type thing.
It's confusing and distracting whenever thor stops mid-fight to tenderly wipe the dirt off of loki's cheek.
"er so I heard Loki's got a new boyfrien-"
"I'll kill him!"
"that sounds vaguely homophobic."
"not my brother, I'm killing his BOYFRIEND."
"and that's still violence against a gay man."
"how dare that man touch my precious Loki's precious, delicate body-!!"
"Thor, you slammed Loki into a tree the last time we fought him."
"I kissed it better! Almost immediately!"
i want supes to touch lex in MoT so bad
like a shoulder pat, a nudge, a noogie. maybe a blow job 🥺
the theory that everyone knew about shen qingqiu being someone "other" is bittersweet as a shen jiu luvr
on the one hand I'm glad that they did know SJ enough to know that he's been replaced. On the other... they (read: Yue fucking Qingyuan) accept it too gently.
What ultimately pains me is that no one ever fought for Shen Jiu.
(Or maybe it's the unreliable narrator who doesn't see YQ's pain and so doesn't care enough to mention the sudden spasm of grief which may have passed through his face when he accepted that SJ was no more..)
y'all is it normal to feel horny during your period
asking into the void because I'm too burnt to trawl through online spaces looking for answers
But also...consider. Lex on his period. He'd be SUCH a bitch 🥺 he'd have thee most painful cramps.. and no he doesn't take pain killers. His employees track his cycles with an in-house app. It's to stay ahead of the curve.. they like taking care of their omega ♡
Superman also tracks his cycle... albeit.. a bit differently. He's memorized how Lex smells differently in the different stages of his cycle. It's a bit embarassing, a bit weird, but it's helped him fine tune his approach to his biggest anti-fan.
Shen Jiu sees YQY as a father just as much as he sees him as a husband. Possibly even more than he sees him as a brother.
Brothers are made equal. Perhaps not always in circumstance, but certainly in dynamic. And Qijiu do NOT obey that dynamic. Theirs is one of THE most unequal dynamics I've ever read in fiction.
—
In some cultures, the wife is told that her husband is her new father. He will feed her and clothe her and take care of her. He will be her protector, her god.
And that's the Qijiu story for me. It's about a child raising another, and creating a bond for life– something no mere divorce or disowning will erase.
It's about a husband leaving behind his young wife in a cruel, backward village– going out to make his way in the world, trying to look for a way to make a better life for them both. It's about him being very, very late.
It's about YQ taking SJ into his new home and trying to lavish him with gifts, while the in-laws (read: the rest of the sect) make his life hell.
It's about SJ remaining.
He won't leave, not because he can't, but because he can't. That's his father. His husband. His god. His one and only. He'll remain no matter the humiliation, no matter the beatings.
Shen Jiu sees YQY as a father just as much as he sees him as a husband. Possibly even more than he sees him as a brother.
Brothers are made equal. Perhaps not always in circumstance, but certainly in dynamic. And Qijiu do NOT obey that dynamic. Theirs is one of THE most unequal dynamics I've ever read in fiction.
—
In some cultures, the wife is told that her husband is her new father. He will feed her and clothe her and take care of her. He will be her protector, her god.
And that's the Qijiu story for me. It's about a child raising another, and creating a bond for life– something no mere divorce or disowning will erase.
It's about a husband leaving behind his young wife in a cruel, backward village– going out to make his way in the world, trying to look for a way to make a better life for them both. It's about him being very, very late.
It's about YQ taking SJ into his new home and trying to lavish him with gifts, while the in-laws (read: the rest of the sect) make his life hell.
It's about SJ remaining.
He won't leave, not because he can't, but because he can't. That's his father. His husband. His god. His one and only. He'll remain no matter the humiliation, no matter the beatings.
Agree agree and agree! I love to read about them but they're honestly such a PAINFUL experience to consume 😭
Shen Jiu sees YQY as a father just as much as he sees him as a husband. Possibly even more than he sees him as a brother.
Brothers are made equal. Perhaps not always in circumstance, but certainly in dynamic. And Qijiu do NOT obey that dynamic. Theirs is one of THE most unequal dynamics I've ever read in fiction.
—
In some cultures, the wife is told that her husband is her new father. He will feed her and clothe her and take care of her. He will be her protector, her god.
And that's the Qijiu story for me. It's about a child raising another, and creating a bond for life– something no mere divorce or disowning will erase.
It's about a husband leaving behind his young wife in a cruel, backward village– going out to make his way in the world, trying to look for a way to make a better life for them both. It's about him being very, very late.
It's about YQ taking SJ into his new home and trying to lavish him with gifts, while the in-laws (read: the rest of the sect) make his life hell.
It's about SJ remaining.
He won't leave, not because he can't, but because he can't. That's his father. His husband. His god. His one and only. He'll remain no matter the humiliation, no matter the beatings.
haven't tortured shen jiu in a hot bit. Let's fix that!
yqy and sj sex pollen dot dot dot sj knocked up dot dot dot wild pregnancy sex dot dot dot
except SURPRISE false alarm * waves hands * there was no baby. SJ, who has contrary to popular belief been looking forward to a baby (and baby trapping YQY into staying with him for the rest of their immortal lives) is DEVASTATED but also unsurprised
the golden pussy... ali baba's cave of wonders...
"open sesame", says Superman, part-time hero, full-time pussy eater
"it was big and warm and shiny", says reporter Clark Kent, also at the scene