*: ･ﾟ✧ dexter season one episode four.
feel free to change pronouns, wording, etc. as needed!
“ i find people around me are all making some kind of connection.”
“ human bonds always lead to messy complications.”
“ if i let someone get that close, they’d see who i really am, and i can’t let that happen.”
“ i need your expertise.”
“ so, how long you think it’s been there?”
“ it’s hard to say. there’s blood. that’s different.”
“ haven’t see that before.”
“ hey, language, please.”
“ i hate the beach. it’s sandy and gross and nasty, and i want to go home.”
“ too bad. you’re part of a family.”
“ why should i pretend i’m happy?”
“ it doesn’t matter if you’re happy or not. you just do it to fit in.”
“ and now’s your chance to make it right.”
“ i said some very harsh things.”
“ ‘ thank you’ ? for what?”
“ what? you don’t like this stuff? i do.”
“ no, you don’t have to do that.”
“ hello. i don’t think we’ve met.”
“ my ex moved out and left his dog.”
“ trust me, i wish there was something i could do.”
“ you know what works for me? earplugs.”
“ i love halloween. the one time of year when everyone wears a mask, not just me.”
“ people think it’s fun to pretend you’re a monster.”
“ people think it’s fun to pretend you’re a monster. me, i spend my life pretending i’m not.”
“ some people might call me a fraud.”
“ i prefer to think of myself as a master of disguise.”
“ another photo from my family album.”
“ nobody’s paying you to stand around and goddamn stare.”
“ i can’t tell you that either.”
“ what fucking good are you?”
“ don’t take it personally.”
“ what the hell is going on?”
“ a bully is a felony waiting to happen.”
“ you think this is a joke.”
“ i’m gonna end up dead, it’s just a matter of when.”
“ when it comes to my kids, i stop being nice.”
“ no, no, no, it’s sad. but you’re funny. look at you, all tough.”
“ i’m- i’m- i’m gonna call the police, i can do that.”
“ hey, don’t let this bastard get to you.”
“ no. it’s probably a good plan.”
“ you see that? you see it?”
“ i have some amazing news for you.”
“ well, i am so glad you could make it.”
“ you brought us all here together by bringing us hope.”
“ may the lord bless you and guide you.”
“ i tried to apologize, but i couldn’t get a word in edgewise.”
“ yeah, you did fuck that up.”
“ yeah, i crucified him without having all the facts.”
“ who is that gonna make feel better, you or her?”
“ what’s next is you should go home. you’ve had the shit kicked out of you all day.”
“ i kinda like it here with you. you’re the only person i know they hate more than me”
“ i will pay you one million dollars if you help me.”
“ you don’t have one million dollars.”
“ i’ll steal it from evidence.”
“ i wanna be part of the hunt.”
“ just pick your favorite spot. we’ll stake it out together.”
“ sorry about that. go back to sleep.”
“ are you kidding? that was awesome.”
“ you’ve got some hay in your hair.”
“ traffic at this hour is a bitch.”
“ i’m too tired to go trick or treating.”
“ grown-up language is for grown-ups.”
“ you did a good thing. thank you.”
“ i should warn you, i haven’t really been myself lately.”
“ maybe i can cheer you up.”
“ you upset your neighbor.”
“ is that why you haven’t been yourself lately?”
“ no, i’m afraid there’s nothing you can do.”
“ what- what are you doing?”
“ and i’m not gonna take it back.”
“ how… how do i look? the tie?”
“ i told you, i need time.”
“ it’s been three months… how much time do you need?”
“ don’t turn this around on me. not after what you did.”
“ you’re both good men. i can tell.”
“ why’d you have to be such a pain in the ass, huh?”
“ i didn’t tell you you could get up.”
“ police! hands in the air!”
“ thought you could use back-up.”
“ so this was the plan all along, to use me as bait?”
“ we’re done now. we’re even.”
“ please. just do it. kill me. i’m ready.”
“ just don’t cut me anymore. please don’t cut me anymore.”
“ just kill me, it’s okay.”
“ i can’t kill this man.”
“ jesus, stop that, i’m getting bruises.”
“ you should try a hug once in a while.”
“ you saved a man’s life today.”
“ everyone hides who they are at least some of the time.”
“ sometimes you just want to forget who you are altogether.”
“ i couldn’t kill him. that’s not me either.”
“ i’m not the monster he wants me to be.”
“ i’m neither man nor beast. i’m something new entirely.”
