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currently in my thunderbolts era 19 • she/her • marvel fanatic not super active rn im sorry 😔 sam wilson + bucky barnes + johnny storm blunt rotation

[risrambles]

if 2024 sam wilson met 2014 sam wilson i fear it would be one of the funniest things ever

2024 sam: “so yeah, we help save the world and overcome many challenges as well as become captain america and go on to inspire millions despite the odds. also steve is lowkey dead and nat sacrificed herself”

2014 sam:

2014 sam: and the guy who ripped out the steering wheel on the highway?

2024 sam: congress

[risrambles]

sam wilson come back to the big screen the kids miss u

[risrambles]

mcu alternate universe where sam and bucky are in new york to help take down some big bad and they eventually team up with spider-man and don’t understand why they both have this collective, instinctual urge to beat the shit out of the friendly neighborhood spider-man unprompted

[risrambles]

something about men in superhero movies that can fly

[risrambles]

most unexpected thing for me about watching fantastic four was that i wasn’t focused on pedro pascal as much as i thought id be, but joseph quinn however? i think a switch just clicked on in my brain

[risrambles]

saw fantastic four last night and i was nervous that my theater was gonna be dead but it was actually pretty decent considering where i live and my favorite part was this middle age guy sitting a couple seats down from me because he was so hype the entire time and at one point he said his breath “it’s clobbering time” and honestly it made the experience 1000% better

[risrambles]

watching superman and getting to the scene where lois brings clark back to the farm and his parents were worried and caring made me lowkey tear up but i kept it cool. and then when it was clarks father giving him the ‘pep talk’ thing i was doing a lot more than tearing up (me and the rest of the theater fr) bc those were the kind of words i never knew i needed to hear, and my parents will never give them to me but this movie did! ugh i hope that scene moved other people in this way bc it literally made me feel like maybe the way i was raised (conservative and judgmental and “stuck in one perspective” parents) won’t define me for the rest of my life. i don’t know it just made me feel happy and sad and everything

[risrambles]

hey gang if you haven’t already go check out my new sambucky podcast blog @the-samandbucky-show , i’m posting text posts like episodes of a podcast and i’m doing about ten posts a day. intro post explains all. asks are open! 🫶

[risrambles]

new headcanon that sam and bucky have a podcast in the mcu and lowkey it goes crazy cause like they could casually have a conversation like this

bucky: so, scale of 1-10. where does your fight with the president rank on your list of fights, difficulty-wise?

sam: well shit, man, if i’m thinking of 10 as thanos and 1 as you—

bucky: why am i at 1?

sam: i don’t know, because i quite literally kicked your ass during the first fight we had?

bucky: that was after i tore the steering wheel out of your car and made you crash on the highway!

sam: i mean, i guess… plus the helicarriers… the whole wing thing…

bucky: yeah, that’s what i thought

sam: so maybe you’re at a five. so the fight with red hulk probably sits at… a seven?

bucky: …

or even this kind of opening, after the events of thunderbolts

sam: so.

bucky: so.

sam: addressing the “divorce” allegations…

bucky: did people actually think we were married to begin with?

sam: well at least if we were married you probably wouldn’t have joined a rival avengers without my knowledge.

bucky: look i don’t even know how i got roped into that—

[risrambles]

to anyone that liked this idea, i did in fact start a sambucky podcast blog, @the-samandbucky-show ! It’s got about 3 posts out and I have about 4 more scheduled for today. Go check it out if you wanna see some funny text posts like this! It’s off to a slow start but I’ll get more in tune with it as it continues.

[risrambles]

ohhh guys :) look what’s finally up and (almost) running!

yay!

we’re up! thanks to everyone that helped with the username and podcast name ( @ghostie-cola @bridgeoverstrawberryfields and @antagonistsbible especially!!!!!), you guys are real ones!!!

the account name is @the-samandbucky-show and the podcast is called sergeant barnes and the noble as a play on our two favorite podcast hosts. if you wanna know more about how the podcast will be formatted, the schedule, and more, you can read the intro post i’m gonna have pinned at the top of the page!

it’s still in development but i’m hoping to start posting today or tomorrow, and get a schedule going eventually, lol. anyways, thanks to all that loved the idea and hopefully we can all have a fun time with the sambucky podcast 🤭🫶

[risrambles]

for all the moots, followers, and others that liked my sambucky podcast idea, here’s the working list of sambucky podcast account names (bc i can’t settle on one and can’t figure out what to do)

the sam and bucky show (simple, could also be the sambucky show for kicks, lets u know what ur in for but still kinda basic)

on your left (some variation of this, gives a nod to steve and the fact that they came together as friends because of him, but then again it IS more of a steve thing, also kinda gives u an idea of what ur in for)

barnes and noble (which would be so so good but i fear it could get confusing if someone looked up barnes and noble or books and then got sambucky podcast au/fic)

couple of guys (tfatws reference, kinda funny kinda vague so it’s not really up there for me)

fuck john walker (this one’s a joke, but it’s so funny)

wingmen (bc bucky is always caps lil wingman and sam is literally a winged man lmao, kinda confusing kinda needs too much context but i kinda like it)

thats cap! (tis literally captain america and captain americas bestie)

i really really do want to get this account underway so i can start posting episodes, get a format going, and open up questions/requests but i just cannot settle on a good name!! i need suggestions or votes bc i just can’t figure out what makes the most sense for them

oh, and here’s the joke one i thought of during my dazed, desperately-needed-sleep shift at work this morning:

delacroix divas 😍😍

[chasoc]

So, Mr. Barnes, are you still having nightmares? The Falcon and the Winter Soldier (2021)

[risrambles]

THE GUNN IS LOCKED AND LOADED RAHHHH

[risrambles]

superman was so good that i’ve already watched it twice within 24 hours

[slavery]

[macbethz]

Fuck I’m at a fencing tournament and literally a minute after I reblogged this my dad told me that he talked to the point people and I’m probably going to win a medal.

[seananmcguire]

BURN BAGEL BURN

[gothiccharmschool]

OH WHY NOT?

[harukami]

I need to follow up to say I reblogged this last night, and this morning I got some of the best news of my life, like, a life dream come true news thing.

Bagel what are your powers

[acabosetotal]

FUCK, I though it was just another lucky meme but LISTEN. Since a week ago I was waiting a phone call to confirm me if I got a job or not in my university. I reblogged this yesterday’s night “just for fun and because I don’t want any bagel to be mad with me”, and today’s afternoon, while I was losing my time as always, the professor I was supposed to work with called me and asked me for my personal information to start working with her.

THE BAGEL POWERS ARE WAY TOO MUCH FOR THIS WORLD

[token-white-friend]

I GOT A JOB THE DAY AFTER MY QUEUE POSTED THIS THE FIRST TIME AND I JUST REALIZED IT WHEN I SAW IT AGAIN HOLY GOD

[noodle-dragon]

The bagel hasn’t let me down yet!

[tentacles-and-coffee]

Let’s see what you can do bagel

[emositecc]

I need your luck, bagel

[average-euclidean-human]

Fine

[winters-left-most-eyebrow-scale]

ait

[the-end-is-coming-deactivated20]

Lets go gambling

[weregonnadieoneday]

Just reblogged..

[cirrytt]

I need it

[risrambles]

any moots or followers or anyone that sees this have any funny ideas for what i should call my sam and bucky podcast account??? lots of people loved the idea (im gonna make it like short text posts, multiple posts a day as “episodes” kind of thing, technically fanfiction but idk!!) and im thinking of setting it for right after tfatws so i can play around with some mcu canon events and have the react to it

[risrambles]

walking out of the superman might have been the most hopeful i’ve felt in months