Royal Tea

Welcome to Tea Time here at the Royal Institute. Here you'll find the latest gossip, shade, and important information. Hit us with the 4-1-1 babies, we can't wait to hear it.

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Two people who you think will start a war against each other? And who do you think their allies will be

I feel like Ross and Hank will. They’re constantly at one another and it’s getting highkey annoying af. I’m sure Hank will try to reel Stefan on his side, right along with the rest of them fuck bois that he hangs out with. Ross will probably try to get Stefan too, and them Aussies. Who knows. Maybe they’ll stfu bitching at one another and find a better hobby.

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who could you see getting away with murder?

Hank probably could. I hear he’s gotten away with a lot of other stuff, tbh.

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Opinions on Edmond, eirwyn, minjoo, Stefan?

Edmond? Who? I don’t even know an Edmond tbh. But whoever that is, that name sounds like my last sugar daddy. He was like 70.

Eirwyn I still think needs to get laid or something. Isn’t he supposed to be getting married? Why do I never see you and your fiancé together?

Minjoo weirds me out and his latest conversation with Magnus makes me think that he’s never been laid and just likes the idea of it all.

Stefan dick me down, daddy, pls.

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WHO DO YOU WANNA SEE HOOK UP

I want everyone to have one big orgy tbh.

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Nicholas killed a man once, I swear

He could come murder this pussy tbh.

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Royal that would make a good King/Queen, and royal who wouldn't make a good King/Queen?

Good: I’m going to say Aleksander, since he already is one?? lol. And Grace. It’s not like she’s got much else going for her am I right?

Bad: Hank, lbh… just… I’m gonna leave it there. Also Clairy. I wouldn’t trust that whiny bitch to guard my latte, much less run my fucking country.

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Top 5 people who need to stop being shy?

Clairy since she talks to literally 4 fucking people here.

Ellie, bc who tf are they? I’ve seen them around twice

Eirwyn.

Grace.

Sargon.

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Who do you think is the sneakiest bitch at school?

I’m gonna go with Nicholas. He’s all tall, dark and mysterious I bet he’s got some sneaky shit happening.

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top 5 hottest people at RI?

Nicholas

Holly

Lais, even tho she’s super slutty.

Bernard

Luca

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what’s up, bitches?? come spill some tea to me, i’m gettin’ thirsty.

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pussy pussy pussy marijuana juana pussy pussy pussy marijuanaaaaaa

fuk mary jane where molly @?

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i'm not sure who is that guy is. It's pretty sad, but I heard he just arrived at the institute

Then this is pointless information.

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actually there is TWO hot guys in school right now

Unless you have names, details, or at least a mental image for me idc.

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Dear Gossip Queen, have you updated your "ship" and "not ship" list already??

Nope, because all of you bitches have been hiding out and not hooking up or even flirting with other people. Hard to make a list when you’re not doing shit to motivate me, honey. Send me in some ships and I’ll say yay or nay!

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magnus stop writing that about yourself

Ain’t nothing cute about that bug eyed, serial killer looking beast. If you’re coming at this inbox with comments on yourself at least make them believable.

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heard there's a new hot guy in the institute right now.

Gimme the deets, babycakes. What’s he look like? Got any names? Where he’s from? You can’t just come at me with empty information!

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I heard that Prince Stefan done got the clap

Honestly, it doesn’t surprise me. I hope the burn is unbearable. But where he contracted that from is what I’m interested in, babes.