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zionisms:

go wild with it, if it’s all on sale you might as well. i don’t know about the bunny ears though, were those really necessary?

do these ears not look adorable? think they’re quite the look. you should try em on.

drewixsms:

honestly, that’s usually me when i walk by the manager’s special section at kroger whenever i go to get bottled water or something miniscule. those cheap prices are what get me most of the time. it’s actually a good marketing strategy.

holy sh-- i love the manager’s special section. it’s probably like a wet dream for my wallet. do you ever get buyer’s remorse, though? i feel like i always regret most of my purchases. maybe it’s a money thing. at least now you have access to all the stupid shit i buy.

#c: drew

rvncns:

so you can get like proper medication or something, i don’t fucking know. that shit isn’t great to deal with. also clean up your damn wrappers, ya’ pig. yeah, i understand. until you look at your bank account & are like, ‘the fuck’ ? shit, you had weed & didn’t hook me the fuck up ? hell yeah.

proper medication? for fucks sake, bud. i eat candy, s’not like my insides are rotted and awful. you think lotte would allow that? every time i go to eat a french fry i’ve got her voice in the back of my head. can’t even enjoy the fry after that. my bank account always warrants a ‘the fuck’ type of look. i always have weed. and now i have reeses. tryna make a night of it?

#c: ronan

fkwolf:

definitely an excuse if you ask my tall ‘ugly’ monster as ronan calls it. even though, in my defense i look beautiful either way. i know you do, but sometimes a guy needs to make decisions when it comes to food. am i really though? damn, i must be the bad influence then. i was not…. i believe. either way, i am passionate about food all the time.

what is a tall ugly monster? you? tall, kinda. ugly? far from it. you’re pretty alright looking. you’ve got a face that would make an okay seat. not for me, but-- you know. for someone. hell, even for me. the baddest influence. i’m also passionate about food all the time. who knew?!

#c: wolf

vcsiles:

wait, like actually blacked out or like, just making a metaphor ? like because i do the same, i go in for one thing & come out with like fifty other unneeded things. but if you actually blacked out, that’s kind of serious.

shit, i don’t think i actually blacked out? i mean, i’m pretty much constantly disassociating but uh, you know, different sentiments i’m thinkin’? nah, i kid. if i actually blacked out, i would have already been at the hospital. bit of a hypochondriac. do you want any candy? probably doesn’t make much sense for me to eat it all by my lonesome.

#c: juno

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rvncns:

might want to see a doctor ‘bout that, don’t consider it the best thing to be blacking out & buying shit that you don’t even need. although, it sounds like an excellent purchase, but for the future. watch the fuck out.

eh, why see a doctor to tell me i’m not healthy when i can tell by the candy wrappers surrounding me on my bed, hm? not too logical. it was a pretty solid purchase, though. seemed very smart at the time, y’know? might’ve also been because i was about a half a blunt in, too. you like reeses?

#c: ronan

fkwolf:

i was hungry, mate, i needed food and mcdonald’s is what i saw. and fuck, i thought you know river could also not work right now so what am i going to do then? it depends, when i am hungry… yes. that is completely true, aside from that your muffins are better than the ones from mcdonald’s. though, now i got a great story to tell everyone.

still not an excuse, sugarplum. y’know i pretty much nut over the idea of makin’ food for other people. i woulda jumped at the chance to feed ya. however, i guess you’re the first person i’ve ever met that got put in a squad car. were you like, inebriated in any way? or were you just real passionate about the food?

#c: wolf

pretty sure i just blacked out in the discounted easter aisle at the store. somehow, i walked in the store just to get some body wash and came out carrying a ten pound bag of discounted sweets with some bunny ears on my head.

#nc: starter #nc: start #fuckin nugget

xcndra-blog

today this little kid came up to me at the gym, right? well, naturally i thought she was lost or that her parents must be working out or something like that. i asked her a million times whether her parent was here and if she wanted anything to drink. turns out that she wanted to be a coach for the day so today i had a cute little human running around me to see how you really go about it when you need to excite people for working out. just a tip; saying i can’t do it with every exercise we give you, isn’t making it any easier.

river-notphoenix-blog

i reckon she was a lot less viscious than you were, yeah? here’s hoping. every time i go to your training sessions i feel like the fat kid from heavyweights. don’t ask me which one, though. i collectively feel like all of them. i should probably stop taping salami sticks to my chest though, or else you’ll make me run suicides or something.

#c: lottie #in case u havent seen it heayweights is a movie about preteens going to fat camp and they basically snuck in food by strapping it to them #basically he aint funny

fclvx

okay so listen to this, i went to mcdonald’s, because i needed some food. though, that isn’t the point. they just totally messed up my meal, like what the hell is so hard about taking an order right? so i kinda started to throw a fit in the mcdonald’s and they called the cops on me. the one cop, who wasn’t a lazy ass and more into eating donuts, came up to me and told me to calm down – which i didn’t do. so he put me in those handcuffs and dragged me out of mcdonald’s, but i can’t believe he put me in the backseat even though i called shotgun. talking about being rude? what the actual fuck, right? anyway, moral of the story. never go to the mcdonald’s near the shops, they can’t even get a mcdonald’s order for one fucking person right.

river-notphoenix-blog

pretty sure the only question that i really have for you is what the fuck were you doing at mcdonald’s when you could have gone five minutes down the road to my bakery?? do you think those processed pieces of burger shit are that worth getting arrested over? come on, now. if you came to my caf you would’ve been able to one, see me and my perfect lil muffins, and two.. i’d get your order right. shame on you, pal.