west side highway.

❝ IF i can go back to the day we met i p r o b a b l y would just stay in bed. you run your { m o u t h } all over town and this one goes out to the sound of breaking glass on my ( R A N G E ) rover. pay me back or bitch it's over. all the presents i would send, [ f u c k ] my friends behind my shoulder. NEXT time i'ma stay asleep. ❞

[sxleils]

perched on the desk facing the street view, dione was engrossed in the intricate floral print fabric that she had purchased from a small shop only earlier that day. she only noticed the silhouette of a person when she went to search for her thread kit – causing her to jolt, “you scared the shit out of me!” the brunette said with a small laugh “what’s up? do you need anything?”

[zionisms-blog]

zion walked up behind her quietly, intentionally trying to surprise her. he laughed when she jumped the way she did. “nah, i don’t need anything. i thought i would just stop by to see you.” he held up a paper bag that had grease seeping through it. “and i brought you something to eat. maybe you can take a break to eat and socialize with me. you’re like an old lady all cooped up in here sewing.”

[zionisms-blog]

fkwolf:

i guess i am really fucking wild then, mhm. they kind of deserved me flipping out though, but i got away with it. so i’m good. only got a warning.

just a warning? they should put you on the news, maybe to warn other fast food chains that you’re on the loose and you will not hesitate to flip out on them.

[zionisms-blog]

daisymarieisms:

“knowing her and the guy she’s getting married to everyone is giving them about 72 days till they divorce for some reason. but the only reason i don’t really want to be involved is because it’s just some big show to prove that she’s the better ‘cousin’ or whatever.” 

“yikes -- maybe it’s not worth going then. don’t waste your time on a couple you’re positive isn’t going to last. maybe you should get married to prove to her that you’re obviously better.”

[xcndra-blog]

today this little kid came up to me at the gym, right? well, naturally i thought she was lost or that her parents must be working out or something like that. i asked her a million times whether her parent was here and if she wanted anything to drink. turns out that she wanted to be a coach for the day so today i had a cute little human running around me to see how you really go about it when you need to excite people for working out. just a tip; saying i can’t do it with every exercise we give you, isn’t making it any easier.

[zionisms-blog]

that’s really cute, but i hope she found her parents at the end of the day.

[fclvx]

okay so listen to this, i went to mcdonald’s, because i needed some food. though, that isn’t the point. they just totally messed up my meal, like what the hell is so hard about taking an order right? so i kinda started to throw a fit in the mcdonald’s and they called the cops on me. the one cop, who wasn’t a lazy ass and more into eating donuts, came up to me and told me to calm down – which i didn’t do. so he put me in those handcuffs and dragged me out of mcdonald’s, but i can’t believe he put me in the backseat even though i called shotgun. talking about being rude? what the actual fuck, right? anyway, moral of the story. never go to the mcdonald’s near the shops, they can’t even get a mcdonald’s order for one fucking person right.

[zionisms-blog]

you know you’re really fucking wild when mcdonald’s calls the cops on you. 

[teddystonks-archived]

Do you ever take a nap for so fucking long you wake up and it’s already dark? -…. It’s possibly the worst feeling in the world. Lost time, lost day- Possibly a lost limb? I fell asleep in a weird position and now my entire right arm is numb- probably should find another hobby that doesn’t require my only writing hand, you think? Do me a favor and wake my lazy ass up next time, yeah?

[zionisms-blog]

i know exactly how you feel, man. sometimes i’ll wake up at like nine pm and i’m just like - what the fuck. i don’t even know what to do with myself after, but i can’t fall back asleep so i just lay there confused.

[river-notphoenix-blog]

pretty sure i just blacked out in the discounted easter aisle at the store. somehow, i walked in the store just to get some body wash and came out carrying a ten pound bag of discounted sweets with some bunny ears on my head. 

[zionisms-blog]

go wild with it, if it’s all on sale you might as well. i don’t know about the bunny ears though, were those really necessary?

[sarasotashqs]

“why can’t i ever say no to people? why is it so hard for me to just look at a pair of hopeful eyes and just say…. no. i have somehow been persuaded by a pair of light green eyes to be apart of this stupid wedding as a bridesmaid and i can’t just back out.. she is my cousin after all.. and i mean, i did think she hated me but apparently i’ve been wrong.. but still i can’t believe i’m involved in her wedding! that means less time at the gym and less time painting. do you think i should back out of it?”

[zionisms-blog]

“not to be rude, but i’m not really sure how i can help you with this one. i don’t think you should back out though, unless you really, truly don’t want to do it. i mean, there’s all the time in the world for you to pain and go to the gym. but your cousin is only going to get married once. or hopefully it’s only once, who knows these days.”