Overheard at a Party
"That cake was made for the dog."
"No, no, honey don't drink that. It's for grown-ups!"
"Did you see that dress? Did my shower curtain have children?"
"Guess who's drunk again."
"I just got another text..."
"Who parked on the lawn?"
"What happened to the case of wine?"
"I forgot to pick up the cake."
"Is that toddler not wearing pants?"
"Someone had to be the first in the pool."
"Keg's empty."
"I could have made a better cake than this."
"Where are the meatballs?"
"Are you sober enough to drive?"
"Stop staring. They'll think you're creepy."
"Just keep in mind I don't have renter's insurance."
"Today is all about me."
"You came wearing THAT?"
"That tie is awful. Had to have been a present from someone who hated 'em."
"This was a costume party. It clearly said so on the invitation."
"You might want to replace the towels in the bathroom."
"So this is a sleep wherever you fall kind of party?"
"I have a hard time with small talk."
"Who brought the fruit salad?"
"Do you have anything that's gluten free?"
"This is a party that's taking place in a backyard and you're complaining about dirt?"
"Maybe heels were a bad idea."
"Who's available here?"
"A disco ball? Really?"
"So, where's the pony rides?"
"Someone locked the bathroom door."
"I don't want to alarm you but we're running low on wine."
