ASSHOLE ANGEL !

* ap warning ! aziraphale / g.o

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               & . the Lord spake unto the angel that guarded the eastern gate , saying  ❝   where is the flaming sword that was given unto thee ?  ❞ . the angel said ,  ❝  i had it here only a moment ago ,  i must have put it down some - where  .  forget my own head next . ❞ .                                                       the lord did not ask him again.                                                   penned by TINEZ . est . 8 / 6 / 17 .

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me , thinking of a fun hc : what if az used 2 sketch people nd places 4 posterity me , realizing he’d probably keep it all archived : hm . in-the-resting . me , a fool , ruining it for myself : what if he has portraits of old friends long since dead? sketches of favorite places that have all been swallowed up by the concrete as the city expanded?? did he only realize how much they meant to him after the old pencil drawings collecting dust in the back of the shop was all he had left????

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friendly reminder

u can always turn my answered memes into threads

u can always send me memes no matter the genre

u can always write to me ooc

u can always start another thread with me even if we have a thousand already

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good afternoon this is a fine day to remember that az would rather choke than say ‘i dont know’ nd hence half of the shit he says can’t b trusted

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sometimes it hits me that az rly only gives a shit abt one (1) other person nd food 

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what’s up az’s soft af hands always smell like magnolia nd vanilla because this nerd moisturizes his hands every other hour 

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@makercursed / hawke gets a HUG from az because SOMEONE fuckin HAS TO !!!

           ‘  oh  ,  dear  -  ‘   pain that is not his own settles in his chest  ,  a deep fatigue digging claws into his heart - dragging it into the pit of his stomach . the weight upon her shoulders is unbearable ( he can only wonder how it has yet to snap her back in two ) .            ‘  you’ve come so far , young one  ‘  arms open in a gentle invitation , divine persuasion ringing clear in a voice too large for his body , ‘ you must be tired . come , you can rest here  .  ‘

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Some quiet moments for your ships

Reading together. Gently running their fingers through the other’s hair as they read to them in a soft voice. Silently listening to the other as their voice slowly falls into a natural rhythm and they are immersed in the story they’re bringing to life. 

Walking together. Interwoven fingers and shoulders brushing together as they walk. Not even needing to speak, because a simple look or the slightest change in body language is already a conversation. 

Sleeping together. Hushed breathing and feather-light touches when one wakes before the other. Rolling over and unconsciously curling closer into each other because even when they sleep, they are in love.

Watching TV together. Volume turned up just enough to be heard without dominating the atmosphere. Absentminded little touches, gentle fingers slowly running over the other’s arm or thigh without realizing it.

Stargazing together. Infinite space spread out above them, little pinpoints of light shining overhead. Hands resting close together, shared body heat warding off the night’s chill. Silent wishes being made in between soft whispers to each other. 

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         LOCATION   :   A . ZIRAFELL’S  BOOKS  &  ARCHIVES  .

         “   aziraphale   collected   books  .   if   he   were   totally   honest   with   himself   he   would   have   to   have            admitted     that        his        bookshop        was       simply       somewhere       to       store       them      .      “

                                                   (  good  omens  ,  p  .  58  .  )

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I AM THE VILLAIN OF THIS STORY.

independent & selective DR. HENRY JEKYLL, of robert louis stevenson’s strange case of dr. jekyll and mr. hyde  /   penned by KYRA.   /   mun & muse 20+.   /   due to the graphic nature of the original story, content warnings (gore, blood, death, etc) apply.   /   multiple aus & verses available, including hannibal, fallout, the walking dead, assassin’s creed, and more.

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✧    SUPERNATURAL   PROMPTS   !     (   PART   I  .   )

*  A MIXTURE OF SPN S1 - S5 PROMPTS , CHANGE ANY PRONOUNS AS NEEDED .

‘ Come on, it wasn’t easy, but it wasn’t that bad. ‘

‘ I swear, man, you gotta update your cassette tape collection. ‘

‘ Don’t be afraid of the dark? What, are you kidding me? ‘

‘ Of course you should be afraid of the dark! You know what’s out there! ‘

‘ I’m not sure you realize just how much trouble you’re in here. ‘

‘ You wanna tell me what’s goin’ on in that freaky head of yours? ‘

‘ I’m supposed to be the belligerent one, remember? ‘

‘ Kids are strong. You’d be surprised what they can deal with. ‘

‘ Look, man, I get you’re nervous, alright, but you gotta stay focused. ‘

‘ I just think, whatever’s going to happen is going to happen. ‘

‘ You can either roll over and die or you can keep fighting, no matter what. ‘

‘ Stop askin’ if I need anything, stop askin’ if I’m okay. ‘

‘ You two have never worked a show in your lives before, have you? ‘

‘ There’s no maybe. Find the bad thing, kill it. ‘

‘ You’re telling me there’s no lore on how to smoke ‘em? ‘

‘ No one in their right mind chooses this life. ‘

‘ So, we’re eating bacon cheeseburgers for breakfast, are we? ‘

‘ I don’t want you doing… anything! I want you to sit right here, and don’t move! ‘

‘ So you’re only out for yourself, huh? It’s all about number one? ‘

‘ What the hell is wrong with you?! You don’t just go around shooting people like that!  ‘

‘ Now, do you want me to help you out with that gun, or not, hm? ‘

‘ Did I just see you strike out with a prostitute? How’s that work? ‘

‘ You want to know what I did – what I really did? I had lunch. ‘

‘ So, you think the murders are what, a reenactment? That’s a little crazy. ‘

‘ Okay, how about you tell me where they are, or I kill you right now? ‘

‘ Well I’m just saying, he’s not leaving us a whole lot of options. ‘

‘ You know what, man? I’m sick and tired of your old stupid kamikaze trick. ‘

‘ I don’t know. I just, uh, I just woke up in a pine box… ‘

‘ I mean, we’re pretty much set to catch and kill anything I’ve ever heard of. ‘

‘ But what I do know is that I’m saving people. And stopping demons. ‘

‘ What’s the matter? You don’t think you deserve to be saved? ‘

‘ Human souls don’t just walk out of hell and back into their bodies easily! ‘

‘ I’m trying to come up with a theory, here. Okay? Work with me. ‘

‘ I mean, I’ve saved some people, okay? ‘

‘ It’s a spell to send the Witnesses back to rest. Should work… ‘

‘ Any chance you got everything we need here in this room? ‘

‘ That’s just not as appealing as a ghost-proof panic room, you know? ‘

‘ I thought you must have learned something. I thought I died for something. ’

‘ You know, I almost got my heart ripped out of my chest. ‘

‘ Read the Bible. Angels are warriors of God. I’m a soldier. ‘

‘ What, do you get your freak on by watching other people sleep? ‘

‘ Even if this sounds really weird, will you promise me that you will remember?  ‘

‘ And you don’t care that he’s tearing up the future looking for me right now? ‘

‘ All right, well, first things first; how did we end up on Soul Plane? ‘

‘ Yes, I’m a fan, but I really don’t appreciate being mocked. ‘

‘ Oh, yeah? You’re sorry you started Armageddon?! ‘

‘ Keep mouthing off, I’ll break more than his legs. ‘

‘ There is no other way, there must be a battle. ‘

‘ Don’t be afraid. This is your choice. You need to invite me in. ‘

‘ I just can’t keep pretending that everything’s all right. Because it’s not. ‘

‘ You chose a demon over your own brother…and look what happened. ‘

‘ I just don’t…I don’t think that we can ever be what we were.. ‘

‘ I lost everything, for nothing. So keep your opinions to yourself. ‘

‘ I’m in no shape to be hunting. I need to step back, ‘cause I’m dangerous. ‘

‘ Haven’t we been down this road before? ‘

‘ I was dead from the moment we said hello. ‘

‘ Don’t you get it? You can’t run from yourself. Why are you running now?? ‘

‘ Would you believe I’m actually trying to protect you? ‘

‘ Same song, different verse. Things are never gonna change with you. Never. ‘

‘ You were wasted by a Teenage Mutant Ninja Angel? ‘

‘ Riddle wrapped inside an enigma wrapped inside a taco? ‘

‘ We’re humans. And when humans want something, really, really bad…we lie. ‘

‘ Oh. Well, last night on earth, what, uh…what’re your plans? ‘

‘ This whole industry runs on absent fathers, it’s- it’s the natural order. ‘

‘ Do you remember the twentieth century? Think the twenty-first is going any better? ‘

‘ Aren’t you a surprise? You’ve come a long way to see this, haven’t you? ‘

‘ I’m sorry. It must be painful, speaking to me in this…shape. ‘

‘ Why? Why would I want to destroy this stunning thing? ‘

‘ Oh, good God, you’re not gonna tell me a bedtime story, are ya? ‘

‘ I know that “Supernatural” is just a book, okay? I know the difference between fantasy and reality. ‘

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      i love one (1) weirdo angel

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s/b: asks az questions abt heaven/god az, sipping tea: upstairs hasn’t talked to me in six thousand years, i know abt as much as u do 

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