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“they had k!lled themselves over the failure to find a love none of us could ever be. In the end, the tortures tearing the Lisbon girls pointed to a simple reasoned refusal to accept the world as it was handed down to them, so full of flaws.”

[riverz-paws]

(new intro as of April 20, 2026)

꧁ hello, everyone! ꧂

• keep in mind that I AM A MINOR.

-I will not be stating my exact age until I am comfortable. Until then, any mutuals who are curious about my age, do not be afraid to ask.

• my name(s) is(are) river and sal (you may choose which one to use.)

• my pronouns are she/they

• I am taken by my amazing partner <3 [ @grilledshark727 ] 💤💤💤💤💤💤💤💤💤💤💤💤💤💤💤💤💤💤

• I am otherhearted and a fiction-kin.

-my other heart types are a northern coyote, bamboo shark, a ferret, an opossum, a calico kitty, and a white tailed deer <3

-my kintypes are Sophie/Soapy (TWF), Toothless (HTTYD), and Fluttershy <3

• I am a pet regressor. (I believe.)

-my cg is @th3-r4t-48 (I know we haven't talked much recently and I am so sorry :c)

-My ranter blog is @0oriverz-rantso0

• DNI- p3d0ph1l3s, m4ps, anti-therian, anti-agere, anti-petre, etc. (I WILL BLOCK IF I FEEL THE NEED.)

!!PLEASE DO NOT SEND ME DONATION ASKS OR MESSAGES. I AM UNABLE TO DONATE!!

• INT- anyone and everyone is welcome unless you are the DNI listen above!

• FEEL FREE TO SEND ME ASKS AND ETC!!! PLEASSEEEEEEEE, I WANT THE ATTENTION!!! <3333

• if you have any questions, please do feel free to ask! my ask box or dm is open!

• new tagging system! (November 30, 2025)

-sally_tracks🐾 (typically every post.)

-sal is not feeling silly D: (vent, rant, upset, etc.)

-🥳⭐ (ask box)

-✨👾(otherheart/fiction-kin stuff!)

-💤🫀(moots!)

(IF I MISSED ANY TAGS OR ANY OF THE EMOJI COMBOS I NEED TO CHANGE, PLEASE TELL ME.)

•no current taken anon!

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• shows/movies I'm into!

-The Virgin Suicides ꨄ (BIG HYPERFIXATION RN!!)

-The Waking Dead 🧟‍♀️🧟‍♂️(SEASON 8/9)

-Hamilton: An American Musical (CURRENT HYPERFIXATION <3) [ @indubitably-anthony is slowly making me more and more obsessed with john laurens...]

-mlp 🦄🐴🐞 (AGHHHH, I ADORE FLUTTERSHY, OMG. I'M LITERALLY HER.)

-Strawberry Shortcake! 🍓🍰

-Once Upon A Time 🫀⚡💤

-Coraline 🪡

-The Song of Sway Lake ⛵

-Jack Goes Home 🕳️ 🫀

-SAW (2004, the og is the best) 🧩

-FNAF 🎳🐻🎩

-Harry Potter ⚡ (not a lot though as I DO NOT SUPPORT J.K ROWLING IN THE SLIGHTEST.)

🍏🍏🍏🍏🍏🍏🍏🍏🍏🍏🍏🍏🍏🍏🍏🍏🍏🍏

• music artists I like!

-Ewy

-Melanie Martinez (keep the drama off my blog, please ♡)

-Cavetown

-Beach Bunny

-Linkin Park

-Nirvana

-Alex G

-Penelope Scott

-Mitski

-Lana Del Rey

-beabadoobee

-The Front Bottoms

-McCafferty

-Mom Jeans

-The Moldy Peaches

-Yaelokre

-Dazey and the Scouts

-Adrianne Lenker

-Cheap Perfume

-Baby Bugs

-etc! (feel free to ask!) 🍏🍏🍏🍏🍏🍏🍏🍏🍏🍏🍏🍏🍏🍏🍏🍏🍏🍏

• Current comfort characters!

-Carl Grimes ✩

-Lux Lisbon ꨄ

-Hiccup Haddock ঞ

-Fluttershy 🦋 🌊🌊🌊🌊🌊🌊🌊🌊🌊🌊🌊🌊🌊🌊🌊🌊🌊🌊

• Future Dreams ^^

-Actress (movies or theatre) 🎥

-Art History/Art 🎨

-Musician/Songwriter 🎤 🎸

-Poet ✍️

-Mortician 💀

-Crime Scene Cleaner 🫆🫗

-Therapist/Psychologist 🪷 🌊🌊🌊🌊🌊🌊🌊🌊🌊🌊🌊🌊🌊🌊🌊🌊🌊🌊

• LET ME KNOW IF YOU'RE CURIOUS OF ANYTHING ELSE!!1!1!!! <3

credits for all graphics go to: @kodaswrld, @dividers-are-us, @fwuutaba, @thecutestgrotto, @polkiedot

[riverz-paws]

wan husband

so far from husbsnd

any moots at walnut beach? 😔

[riverz-paws]

tw:vent

I take pinky promises very seriously. I've said it before and I'll say it again.

I've broken four, FOUR fucking pinky promises I've made with my boyfriend.

i feel like such a piece of shit, like it's not even funny.

I know he's gonna see this (most likely) even though I don't want him to, I just need to get my feelings out somewhere.

The first time I ever broke a pinky promise with him was when I told him I was okay, meanwhile I started crying in his shoulder cause I was really struggling that week.

I don't remember the second or third one I broke, I don't know if I just can't remember, if I blocked it out, if I was having a medical episode (I have some sort of migraine disorder), or what. I genuinely don't know.

The fourth one is the one I broke today. Yesterday, I told him that if I started having an episode that I would get off the field when he told me to. This is something we argue about often, I don't listen. I finally did, I pinky promised him that I would whenever he wanted me to get off.

I didn't get off when he told me to. I didn't think I was episoding that bad and on top of that, we were changing something in our drill that I needed to learn. I needed to know that set.

I feel like a douchebag and a huge asshole. He said he wasn't mad, but he still seems like he's upset. I mean, he has every right to be upset, I would understand if he was upset. I just don't know how to make it up to him.

I wish I would've just gotten off the field.

[riverz-paws]

COMFY BOYFRIEND SOFT HOODIE BOYFRIEND SMELL

[riverz-paws]

"WE HATE WHEN OUR PARTNERS ARE BUSY AND CAN'T RESPOND!"

my fellow yearners and I yell in unison as we stare at printed photographs of our partners like 1940's housewives whose husbands have left for war.

[pensandpencil]

What vibes do i give off??

[bugthingsdaily]

Today's bug thing is this mantis plush by WeirdBugLady!

[skidfarts]

"Whats your favorite genre" i just Listen to music i like man I dont kno w

[onyx44413]

Look at these cute little farts

Everyone cross your fingers toes and arms that the owners will randomly come to this house!!!

[furnzz]

I just realized that since episode 9 is out on yt now I can post this without breaking my oath to the fish

[artpopfath3r]

[bbellalala]

Girl tips 101 (which I may make a series of if this post gets popular enough)

🪙 Bring a knife with you everywhere, or a sharp object of some sort. Car keys, box cutter, kitchen knives, even a damned piece of plastic (hard, specifically). Take it with you no matter the location.

🪙 NEVER, and I mean NEVER, date a guy with a crazy ex girlfriend.

🪙 When you get in your car after a shopping trip, park walk, or anything, lock your doors before a seatbelt. This should be common knowledge, but I understand some people just wanna get home.

🪙 Never agree to meet up with someone you ended things on a bad term with. Ever.

🪙 General tip: predators love hotels. Rapists love hotels. They will find you because they assume you are alone. 9/10 times you might be. If you're going to a hotel, bring someone with you.

🪙 If being followed on foot, do not take four left turns or four right turns, day or night.

[kwatzaya]

group gooning session starts in 10. everyone's welcome.

[walkingtalkingcorpze]

dear tumblr you should invest in this aspiring entrepreneur (drug dealer) and give me money (to buy supplies to start growing shrooms) i will pay you back handsomely (give you free shrooms/money from selling shrooms) and the world will be a better place 💙🪿

[northwxrds]

idk how to cope and also i'm ugly

[n0rmal-human]

im going to shower now

[n0rmal-human]

IMMSO HAPPY