the ultimate witcher shitposter

hannah | she/her | 27 | fic writer, artist, and rambler | currently a witcher sideblog w/ a dash of science | est. 4/18/18 | ao3: Acacius | twitter @astrocyted | header by theclashofqueens

[riviae]

alright y’all, here’s a ‘which witcher character from geralt’s hansa are you?’ uquiz that i made!! reblog & let me know who u get in the tags if u take it ;3c 

[toussaintred]

goth husbands reunite

[riviae]

the fish soup scene™ lives rent free in my brain at all times. if i am thinking abt the witcher i am also definitely thinking abt this scene

[southsuns]

witcher book tumblr rb with some of your favorite scenes. these aren’t necessarily scenes that make me happy they just make me deeply emotional feel free to ask me abt them

- ciri terrifying skellen’s gang by killing them while ice skating (shoutout to rience’s death)

- geralt “the flames that were meant to purify me are just scorching my hair and face”

- the fish stew

- angoulême “make me a baroness”

- on the boat Just before the battle of the bridge when geralt is like dandelion, duck! and dandelion immediately shoots up to see whats happening, geralt catching two arrows with his sword, “you’ll never see it again!”

- also when regis got shot and geralt and milva were like NOOO THEY KILLED REGIS YOU MOTHERFUCKERS and he just got up like ?? did you think i would just.. die?

- milva telling regis he isnt a coward. PLEASE tell me yall know what i’m talking about ple

- dandelion Sprinting to the mountains to say goodbye to geralt when he left toussaint

[airiat]

geralt: regis, please, dress inconspicuously

regis: i shall don my finest, most vampire-ish velvet jacket 😌

[palachinkaa]

The Hansa, back together at the Chameleon

[nim-lock]

camping,,,

[avotuli]

local witcher loses a gwent match to a perfectly ordinary citizen with human anatomy and people interests

[An impasse, my friend?]

[Regis...]

[calyxestra]

I am having a lot of fun with Vampyr but I still love Witcher so you all are going to get the crossover content that nobody asked for.

Here's an inked doodle-comic. The pencil drawing was small, but luckily my smallest pen could ink this!

[palachinkaa]

Chilling with a dear friend 💖

[palachinkaa]

[stillness138]

GWENT - card thumbnails - Geralt’s Hansa

Dandelion: Vainglory Dandelion: Poet Dandelion Regis: Bloodlust Regis Regis: Higher Vampire Milva Cahir Angoulême

[valentinebates]

Anatomical illustrations of bats (19th century)

[riviae]

[blows dust off this blog] eeek i’ve been busy but i wanted to shout out @mejev for their wonderful witcher merch 🥺 i love love love them & the extra treats!!

[riviae]

Random anon here, stumbled upon one of your Ciri x Cerys and I am in awe. Such beautiful writing for a beautiful ship. Amazing stuff! ^^

awww omg thank u!! 🥺🥺🥺 this was so sweet of u to send, anon~ i hope u have a wonderful day & a happy holiday season 🖤

[riviae]

You're a dork. Love that about you 😘 hope you don't mind me saying so

ALSJFSDF i’m so sorry anon--i just now saw this in my inbox but i can guess this was in relation to whatever i last posted ages ago ^^; 

but yes! i’m glad that my dorkiness is amusing~ i am really just a science nerd in love with the witcher series :3c 

[riviae]

so maybe i’ll start drawing witcher fan art?? i got an ipad yesterday & so, of course, i had try my hand at using procreate—to draw a bat skull! 🦇 i’m not saying the flames basically make it a regis fan art but i’m not not saying that lol