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i hate the witcher 3

The Amnesty International report that JK Rowling is trying to censor through legal threats.

It can also be found on Google Drive here and on Bluesky here.

Please save and share this info where possible. This report has since been removed by Amnesty International due to legal threats of libel from JK Rowling. This information is no longer easily accessible.

whosalana

Lady Jessica is so fucking funny man

Ultimate basic white girl name, like the lass who sat next to you in school and had pigtails and drew little hearts over her “i”s. The Duke Leto of the Atreides, House Major of the Galactic Padishah Empire… and his girlfriend, Jessica. Hilarious.

She falls in love with the biggest wife guy in the universe, and he won’t marry her. Hilarious.

Duke Leto loves her and trusts her fully, despite knowing that she’s a witch from the long line of witches who do rapey mind control stuff for eugenecist reasons. He just reckons she’d never do that to him. And he’s RIGHT – she’s been painstakingly trained in mind control and she never uses it on him and they just have consensual sex like normal people, thanks very much. Hilarious.

She’s been raised, conditioned, and trained so she can accomplish one (1) task: have a baby girl with Leto. When it comes down to it, she reckons he’d be disappointed at the gender reveal so decides to have a boy instead, upending 10,000 years of meticulous planning and concerted effort. THEN, she ends up having a girl with him afterwards anyway. Hilarious.

She births a messiah to make her bf happy and piss off her bosses, and then births an abomination completely unintentionally. Hilarious.

Despite her Bene Gesserit training and bodily awareness and general deep understanding of things, she somehow doesn’t realise that going through the Spice Agony while pregnant will have an effect on her foetus??? Corazon mio, smoking a cigarette has an effect on your foetus. Not eating enough spinach has an effect on your foetus. Taking a massive overdose of a lethal drug was probably going to have some foreseeable side effects. Hilarious.

When Leto II and Ghanima are preborn and 9-year-old Leto II tells her that he and Ghani can remember her and their granda getting it on in extreme visceral detail and her first reaction is to that mentioning it was a little gauche of him, actually. Hilarious.

In conclusion Lady Jessica funniest character in Dune actually, no notes

mizipop

no cuz jessica became the ultimate girl name bc of the character… the name spiked in popularity after dune was released… i assume herbert just wanted a weird name for his character and it ended up becoming mainstream

whosalana

omg i never knew this... jessica the icon that you are

#so mainstream in fact that even i knew a jessica in my village. we're not native english speakers and this girl was born in mid 90s #that were otherwise dominated by standard traditional czech names like lucie or kateřina #anyway yeah dune is funny af and this is one reason why

lydibug-art

WIP ~ ⚜️🖤⚜️

Another Brynjolf drawing coming soon!? 👀

I’m having a lot of fun with the silver bits :>

#art #elder scrolls #stupid sexy unromanceable thief boy

grimmgoetia

fixed up an old portrait i did of geralt where hess smilinggggg i still hate it but i hate it less than i did the old version

#nooo he's precious #he said: 😁#the witcher #art

stargirl-lina

some children of nyx! it been a while seen i've relaxed during the process of rendering, but these were so so fun to make

very proud of the linework as well!!

#hades 2 #art

redstonedust

the bravest souls in fan spaces are the people who selfship with a character that already has a wildly popular ship in the fandom. you looked at a tidal wave of fan meta and fics all pairing your fav with another popular character and said okay. but what if i was the one kissing them instead? extremely powerful aura.

#this makes me feel a lot better about the cringe i was doing featuring geralt of rivia in 2018 :D

crushed-sugar

Signs of abuse, neglect, or mental health issues in younger people often get turned into a joke or a stereotype and I think that’s worth talking about.

The depressed teen that hates their parents has been a trope for years. Saying someone has daddy issues or that their behavior is fatherless is an insult. People call kids “ipad babies” and make fun of their short attention span.

It’s dismissive. Dare I say victim blame-y?

bitchautism

here's two articles about how JK Rowling just posted on X an upskirt photo of Freda Wallace, a transgender woman, after deadnaming her and misgendering her repeatedly online.

The wealthy author escalated a social media spat that resulted in posting a photo from a 2023 event at the Institute of Economic Affairs in

Rowling posted the picture taken from below because the trans woman, she said, was "refusing to debate me."

#reminder that terfs are disgusting sex pests obsessed with people's genitals and entirely ready to abuse them about it #and in typical hypocrisy jkr is now a real criminal while imaginary sex crimes are exactly why she's on this crusade to begin with #genuinely hope she fucking rots

elcorhamletlive

Not to be a bitch but sometimes people engage with fiction in the most boring way possible, and nowhere is this clearer than in videogames. Like what you mean you hate a character just because they were kind of abrasive when speaking to the player character? "They were mean to me" and it didn't occur to you to wonder why? Like, what might their attitude toward you reveal about the world? About the social dynamics within it? About their own perspectives and backgrounds and personalities? Does it even occur you to ask? Would you only have liked them if they bowed to your presence and talked about how great you are? Like I'm sorry but you're so boring. How boring fiction would be if it cathered to you

primaius

#oh that's nothing-#-wait til you hear about witcher 3 players' vitriolic hatred for one of the FEW characters of color #for the sole crime of serving as the money dump of the game post-completion #“he took so much cash from me for those sword upgrades” congratulations you have used this mechanic for its intended purpose #god gamers are the worst combination of dumb as shit and racist as fuck

medievaljournalist

be careful, this necromancer is skilled with illusion magic so even though all the skeletal minions are wearing cute outfits they're actually minmaxed as fuck

#my sparkle on character

doubleca5t

Hollywood truly does always take the wrong lesson from its success stories

#bug wife guy movie. can you imagine

gremlininho

looking. at you

#me irl

homomenhommes

Enrique Toribio - Veiled

#as a lover of drapery and of some bulge...yeah #art

ashlgcostumes

As someone who is both trans and has a child, absolutely hilarious to me that society presents one of these as absolutely only to be done if you are 110% certain and have proved to several people that you want it bad enough and are ready, and the other is like. You might as well everyone else does. Just do it nobody feels ready. You don’t want to? Yes you do

Especially since one of those is pretty reversible if you change your mind after a couple years and the other one, well, technically but that’s pretty frowned upon