Rizzles My Castle

I'm just a girl who's in love with middle aged actresses and good tv shows.

[quotableswanqueen]

Emma: Do you have a name?

Regina: Yes.

[quotableswanqueen]

Regina: I know of two surefire ways to shut Emma up. And one of them is sex.

Zelena: What’s the other one?

Regina: I don’t know. I’ve never had to use the other one.

[chris-lll]

[quotableswanqueen]

David: Emma, please keep an eye on Hook today. He’s going to say something to the wrong person and get himself punched.

Emma: Sure, I’d love to see Hook get punched.

David: Try again.

Emma: I will stop Hook from getting punched.

[iwatchforher]

Best of actual cinnamon roll Sasha Alexander in the S7 R&I bloopers.

[quotableswanqueen]

Emma: I already had the longest day of my life and oh look, it’s only 10! How nice!

Regina: There’s no coffee.

Emma: That’s not funny.

Regina: I can get you herbal tea.

Emma: This is not a herbal tea morning, this is a coffee morning.

Regina: Every morning for you is a coffee morning.

Emma: This is a jumbo coffee morning. I need coffee in an I.V.

Regina: I can give you tea and a balance bar.

Emma: Please, please, please, tell me you’re kidding!

Regina: I’m kidding.

Emma: You’re sick! You’re a sadist, you’re a fiend!

[Regina hands her a cup of coffee]

Emma: You’re pretty!

[eddis]

insp.

[sarcasm-for-the-win]

7x08 Rizzles

[quotableswanqueen]

Regina: About a week ago I accidentally slept with Emma.

Zelena: Really?

Regina: Yes.

Zelena: You accidentally slept with Emma.

Regina: Yes.

Zelena: Accidentally.

Regina: Yes.

Zelena: I don’t understand. Did you trip over something?

[rizzlesmycastle]

I don’t usually post personal things here on this tumblr, but this picture is way too precious to me and I wanted to share it with all of you. On June 11th, I had the privilege of meeting the wonderful @bexmader at the Ever After Convention in Rio de Janeiro. I can honestly say that it was the BEST weekend of my entire life, and it was all thanks to this amazing human being. She was so sweet to everyone, with that dazzling smile and wicked accent of hers and I’m pretty sure that she managed to melt everyone’s hearts that day. 
People keep asking me what it was like to meet one of my favorite people and I tell them the same thing again and again: Bex made me feel like we were the only people in the room, hell, the only people in the world. And that feeling is absolutely PRICELESS. 
I couldn’t have chosen a better role model, that I’m sure of. 
Thank you, Bex, for being this extraordinary person, for being such an inspiration for me and for other young girls out there. I love you and I will always be by your side.
“I’ll go wherever you will go, way up high or down low.” 💕

[blueglassshards]

Sisters.

[quotableswanqueen]

Ruby: What? So you go over to Regina, you tell her you think she’s cute. What’s the worst that could happen?

Emma: She could hear me!

[anothershadeofpurple]

The Queen and her Throne

[iwatchforher]

So fucking married

[quotableswanqueen]

Regina: About a week ago I accidentally slept with Emma.

Zelena: Really?

Regina: Yes.

Zelena: You accidentally slept with Emma.

Regina: Yes.

Zelena: Accidentally.

Regina: Yes.

Zelena: I don’t understand. Did you trip over something?

[imfiercenfeelingmighty]

R&I 7x04: “You make me feel like a natural woman…”

Bonus:

[bexmaderdaily]

Fairy Tales IV [x]