Hello I'm Connor

[rk800-connor-sdn]

Hello I'm connor the android sent by cyberlife, i'm here to assist superhero dispatch network in their investigations, in the meantime, if any of you have any questions I will do my best to answer them

(yo dee here)

[rk800-connor-sdn]

I have been summoned by seeing my greatest ever hyperfixation

Hello Dee

Hiiiii :) welcome to the mix of two Goated games

[time-for-a-real-duel]

SEE!

Even @rk800-connor-sdn agrees!

Thats how yall know humanity fucked up.

[rk800-connor-sdn]

i do wish that the real life Annoying Orange would die

[time-for-a-real-duel]

Humanity kinda sucks tbh

[rk800-connor-sdn]

Shitshitshitshitshitshitshitshitshitshitshitshitshi-

Anon is speeding up

*connor is getting faster and faster*

[rk800-connor-sdn]

Anon grabs the children and runs away.

*Runs after the anon*

*[ parental drive activated ]*

[rk800-connor-sdn]

bites you

*gets bitten*

Why?

[rk800-connor-sdn]

Can I talk to the children?

yes you may speak to them

Max: hiii anon

Jessica: hello:)

[rk800-connor-sdn]

Are children androids too?

There are children models, I don't know if the kids I have are androids though

Doesn't matter if they are or aren't they're still my kids...

*[ system stability 45% ]*

[rk800-connor-sdn]

*Squeals of delight*

OH MY GOD THIS IS SO CUTE!

*Anon ruffles the kids' hair, freezes, and ruffles Connor's hair.*

I need to pick out some toys for the kids... and of course, a couple of cute dresses.

*he's puzzled at how this started*

*[ self reprogramming ]*

*[ manually downloading parental programming ]*

*[ parental programming manually installed]*

thank you for offering to get them stuff anonymous

[rk800-connor-sdn]

Wow Dee... Connor and Marcus? Woooow

yes

[rk800-connor-sdn]

Tell us about the kids!

hmm one's a girl and the other a boy..

For some reason they look like me and someone I can't identify...

(Hey mun here the person who he couldn't identify is Markus)

[rk800-connor-sdn]

I roll a d20 for persuasion! 15!

Now you're a mother for the rest of the day!

Wait what-

*suddenly two kids appear*

[rk800-connor-sdn]

soooo what's your whole deal, mr android from cyberlife? you're like... a robot or something? - @whimsical-tomfoolery

yes I am what you call a robot per say

Cyberlife has made me as a test and sent me to superhero dispatch network to help with their investigations, so far I have hunted down one deviant

[whimsical-tomfoolery]

Huh. Neat! if you're a robot, why do you look so.. human? you're all fleshy and you have hair and everything!

[rk800-connor-sdn]

*[ accessing memory file]*

*[access denied]*

that i was not programmed to know

[whimsical-tomfoolery]

this one's a weird question but if you're all.. human shaped.. do you bleed?

[rk800-connor-sdn]

yes we Androids do bleed, our blood is the color blue

[rk800-connor-sdn]

soooo what's your whole deal, mr android from cyberlife? you're like... a robot or something? - @whimsical-tomfoolery

yes I am what you call a robot per say

Cyberlife has made me as a test and sent me to superhero dispatch network to help with their investigations, so far I have hunted down one deviant

[whimsical-tomfoolery]

Huh. Neat! if you're a robot, why do you look so.. human? you're all fleshy and you have hair and everything!

[rk800-connor-sdn]

*[ accessing memory file]*

*[access denied]*

that i was not programmed to know

[rk800-connor-sdn]

soooo what's your whole deal, mr android from cyberlife? you're like... a robot or something? - @whimsical-tomfoolery

yes I am what you call a robot per say

Cyberlife has made me as a test and sent me to superhero dispatch network to help with their investigations, so far I have hunted down one deviant

[rk800-connor-sdn]

CONNOR

the fuck are you doing-

I had to I’m sorry (no I’m not)

I do not know what you mean

(he hasn't met hank yet unfortunately -dee)

[beefbestboy]

Bark bark

[rk800-connor-sdn]

*he looks at beef*

Oh hello there

*connor crouches down and pets beef*