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96/100 days of Kim Namjoon

#this is my absolute fav #will have to pin this #moni

rkive301295 signing off 💛

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#i really just seem to find out stuff that connects things together lol #now i gotta learn how to shut my mouth when i know that someone is lying to my face #no more guilt on my end at least 😌

joonbird

Breakfast in Bed

➭ “Min Yoongi, a grumpy Ikea employee, is wondering who you are and why exactly you’re sleeping in the display bed at his Ikea.”

pairing: yoongi x reader

genre: ikea employee!au, smut, fluff, semi crack/humour

wordcount: 12k

❀ 2 / 8 of my oneshot requests ❀

**Warnings: Breathplay & cumplay. Heavy usage of Ikea puns. OT7 are in this as very AU Ikea!employee versions of themselves. Also, this fic is definitely not an accurate depiction of what working at Ikea is like. I’m sure irl they work very hard and don’t have wild sex on the beds.

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ggukkiereads

🌷 Alright where are all my sleep-enthusiasts? 🙋‍♀️ Because this is the love story for us sleeping beauties. Bringing this wonderful fic back on the dash due to the recent Run BTS IKEA interior design challenge episode that unleashed wild idealhusband!yoongi thoughts within me. (Hi @rkive301295 this is for you 😁)

Please, this fic is so witty and funny - just guaranteed to make one feel better, with a lot of laughs here and there. Can I ask Yoongi to throw in a pillow with that bed? Because I need something to scream my feelings into. I want one softie Yoongi too 🥺💕. The characters in this fic are so funny it feels like they’re part of a sitcom or an episode from The Office: IKEA edition. It isn’t everyday you encounter a scenario like this and since I love sleeping, I decided what Yoongi did is the most romantic gesture ever. Roses be damned but I want one oppland bed too. 💖

rkive301295

🧸 ok, ok, wait! i remember reading this fic many moons ago and it's lovely to go back to classics as such!

thanks, @ggukkiereads for bringing this back! this is the result of me screaming "IM GONNA LINE UP AT THE MARRY YOONGI QUEUE" after the latest Run! episode, lol 😅

now... first of all, where is this IKEA branch? The last time someone tried to sleepover at my local IKEA, they ended up in jail, not (devoured by) in the arms of an adorable (🤤) employee!

secondly... i am just feeling fluffy and soft as hell. and of course, feeling spicy too. reading this again made my night, so thanks again, 🌹! #GgukkieLoyalty 🤣

lastly... i need an Oppland bed with Yoongi included in the flatpack, hahaha. 😜

#rkive blabbers #all read no write #favfics

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#you see things. you keep quiet about them. and you understand.#~ stephen chbosky

jung-koook

taehyung’s reaction when jungkook told him not to dance like a frog just because he looks like he’s wearing a frog costume lmaooo

#😂😂😂😂😂😂😂#tete #kooks #tannies

rkive301295

i think i may need an architect!bts, handyman!bts, or just a domesticdilf!bts series after this run ep lol 😩 someone make it happen pls hi @ggukkieland 😂

ggukkieland

You forgot CEO!YOONGI lol

🔥🔥🔥

rkive301295

CEO!Yoongi assembles furniture and tests its durability 😬

#the marry yoongi train just got #LOOONGER!#🥲

gaynfl-moved

your late twenties is like one of your friends is getting promoted, one of your friends is binge-watching an early 2000′s tv show, one of your friends is moving away, one of your friends is moving home, one just graduated, one just dropped out, one spends all day in bed, at least three of them are getting into crystals and alternative medicine, one of them is changing careers, one of them still “doesn’t know what they want to do with their life” and talks about starting a podcast, one of them is on sabbatical, and everyone’s tummy hurts but they’re being so brave about it

i think i may need an architect!bts, handyman!bts, or just a domesticdilf!bts series after this run ep lol 😩 someone make it happen pls hi @ggukkieland 😂

#all read no write 😂#hahahahha