MINORS DNI PLEASE\\ OFF REQS OPEN

Nsfw alt of Reallapiscake12|| 20 yrs|| PROFESSIONAL ELSEN FUCKER|| standard DNI criteria yadayada you heard it all before|| i'll finish later

[rlapiscake18]

EDIT: MINORS PLEASE DNI, THIS IS AN 18+ ACCOUNT FOR A REASON, I WAS LIKE YOU BEFORE, PLEASE JUST WAIT TILL YOU'RE 18 IT'S NOT THAT BAD YOU'RE NOT MISSING OUT ON ANYTHING!! ANY MINORS WHO FOLLOW WILL BE BLOCKED! AGELESS BIOS WILL ALSO BE BLOCKED! EDIT:2-7-25

soo uhhh been awhile huh? hii its my nsfw alt of MEEEE go follow there if you want normal art

Basically whatever fandoms im in rightnow i'll most likely do content of that, tho i'd just suggest following my bluesky cause tumblr is cringe and stupid and dumb

WHAT YOU CAN EXPECT:

tbh anything that isn't a turn off or illegal ( this doesn't include like consensual gore stuff that's fucking hot as hell)

Sometimes the very occasional rare vore and stuffing (only when its meant to be nsfw and horny, if you want to see more of my belly content just go to my bluesky)

Alot of E|sens cause god damn i want to fuck those thangs

i still dont know how this shit works :sob: just go follow my bluesky is easier and i dont feel like walking on eggshells all the time

ALSO I'LL DO REQUESTS FOR FANDOMS IM IN BUT KEEP IN MIND THEY WONT ALWAYS BE DONE IMMEDIATELY CAUSE MY BRAIN IS A BIG DUMB STUPID IDIOT

[ofcoursethatsathing]

10-Inch Glow in the Dark T-Rex

link...

[lord-prey]

Art I don’t think I’ve posted here?

Mix of normal n nsft

[lord-prey]

Got a lot of new followers, anyways this account does post nsfw here n there. Apologies but woag tis life

Take a G from Easter

[dat-soldier]

cropped Kai and Lee because they're also split down there, full is on my bsky but I still wanted to show because it's funny :)

[princestrashheap]

This was just one of those ideas that came out of nowhere idk mad I dunno what I was on.

[smolderingsteak08]

Batter gets some kind of horny cuteness aggression or something whenever he’s with Zacharie like he’ll be deep in him and the next thing you know he’s biting his neck and stomach and going faster

Biting is his thing he finds Zacharie so insatiably hot that he has to bite him and he’ll choose the parts where it’s the softest which are his neck and stomach

Holding onto Zach’s love handles isn’t enough he needs that fat man in his mouth

[bitchcunthaver]

I need 2 get. mounted and knotted by a monster and feel full, fat, heavy balls pressed against my cunt like its trying to force even those in

[luca-the-studbull]

mmmmm hey but I'm that kind of monster

[bitchcunthaver]

what are you waiting for then? 🩷🩷 I'm all bent over and vulnerable

[the-haiku-bot]

what are you waiting

for then? 🩷🩷 I’m all bent over

and vulnerable

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

[rlapiscake18]

Okay haikubot you're in heat we get it

[gunsandfireandshit]

[sacred-portal]

[sacred-portal]

[princestrashheap]

Just a little bit of steelbat for today. Because if you're not allowed to beat up on that guy you hate, you may as well fuck him.

This wasn't really a request but I got inspired and drew it anyway.

[ilynpilled]

[crystaltoa]

A fatal typo can land you in another kink entirely.

[the-haiku-bot]

A fatal typo

can land you in another

kink entirely.

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

[princestrashheap]

tell me the most FREAKIEST sex thing about vader

Ok, let me preface this by saying I'm not particularly good at these open ended things. I'm asexual, and not always good at thinking up things by myself without inspiration.

Ok so, I think while she and Batter were trying for a child, she suddenly kinda disappeared from all public appearances for a while, because she kinda underestimated Batter's output, as it were. She was just so round and swollen, full of Batter's batter (lol), it felt like already being pregnant. Except being so sensitive that the slightest provocation could cause a major leak. She very much misses the feeling, but the house staff don't miss the cleanup.

She also had SUCH a thing for Bad Batter. Sizeplay is one thing, but when your partner is twice your size with a dick the size of your whole body, you need to get a little inventive. Laying in his maw, long tongue prying up inside while gently cradled by those teeth is an experience like no other.

I figure she also has a bit of a thing for degradation. Being on a pedestal all the time gets a little tiring, sometimes she needs to be worshipping someone else. And who better than the one who would serve her in utterly any way? Give him the adulation. Kiss his feet, suck his dick, eat his ass. You know, that stuff.

Uh...

That's all I got.

[smolderingsteak08]

Batter would be the most hormonal moody guy if he got pregnant he’d be so irritated the entire time, brooding in his nest of pillows and blankets, and since he’s athletic it would drive him up the wall to be stuck in bed due to his giant belly

But….

He would also get extremely needy, being so much more sensitive that just a light trace on his stomach would have him ready to cum, he’d be extremely clingy towards zacharie begging for him to touch him all over to get him off and if he’s not there he’s holding some pillows between his legs that are now soaking wet and whining and moaning desperately he physically shakes from how pent up he is

When Zacharie comes back all he sees is his heavily pregnant baseball player sprawled out in bed his legs clutching two soaked pillows between them and hearing Batter’s desperate pleas to get fucked

[gueer]

Don't you want to spread your legs open? With your face pressed into the mattress?

Let me eat you out until your hole is all red and puffy and sensitive...

Have you twitching and leaking, begging for my tongue on your throbbing clit

But I just keep sucking at your rim, making it wet with my spit, holding you down so you can't rock back into my face

Pulling out all those desperate groans from your mouth and chuckling against your hole, holding your legs open so you can't get friction and just have to whine and squirm in place.

[the-haiku-bot]

Have you twitching and

leaking, begging for my tongue

on your throbbing clit

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

[goofybunnysblog]

A man moaning is pure gold, especially when you hear him say FUCK.

[the-haiku-bot]

A man moaning is

pure gold, especially when

you hear him say FUCK.

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.