🔞Freaky on a Wednesday Afternoon🔞

he/him | 22 sideblog for being freaky primarily fixated on vsmp & evboverse

[perverselymead]

Warning: This blog is 18+, I will block minors or those that don't have an age in their bio if they interact. Viewer discretion is advised.

EMERGENCY NOTICE: I don't support Avid and Marm (The creators), I am keeping my posts up relating to Avid's CHARACTERS for archival purposes. Do not send in your frustrations about this, I am frustrated too, but this is ultimately a horny blog for horny ideas, NOT a complaints zone. Please respect my decisions, thank you.

Hello hello! You may or may not recognize me, but I am🍯from @/rly-normal-abt-pires! I've been mostly posting about vsmp, but I intend to post for other fandoms, mostly MCYT.

For now, you may call me Mead! (he/him) (or iykyk, I also go by the other name as well)

I will mostly be doing reblogs, occasionally posting explicit writings or artwork of similar variety.

What to expect here: dubcon, hypnokink, BDSM, pup play, somno, age gaps, generally just evil power dynamics, i love growing plot on my smut :D

What you will not find here: incest, bodily excretions (exceptions to cum and blood, for obvious reasons), pederasts, extreme gore (i have limits, shocking i know), forcefem on transmasculine characters (vice versa & applying to nonbinary folks), inflation, vore, and vomiting. If you are unsure, please send in an ask!

Grey areas: Cannibalism I will allow asks for but I will be tagging as #cannibalism to avoid possibly scaring off mutuals who aren't into that stuff (which i understand)

Feederism and weightplay is hard for me to pin down, since I love encouraging that character that everyone considers as a twink into eating more, but I probably won't delve into topics like extreme overfeeding. I'll likely tag these as #feeding but I am undecided atm

Fave Ships: PvpCiv Zambo, Trustbites, Bloodletting, Pvpciv Julbi, Bloodloathing, Moonrot, & CryptidClues I can get behind most ships, but those are my personal favorites <3

That's all I can really think of for now! More might be added to each of these lists in the future

Tags that I use:

#mead murmurs - original posts #mead reblogs - reblogged posts #mead draws - artwork #mead writes - writing #mead answers - answered asks #mead's favs - posts of all time Note: I don't tag things with the fandom here, I thought it was too risky

Character tags below the read more! Note I am not embedding these, too many characters...

#my chosen one - Evbo #axe you a question - Tabi #my trident princess - Prince Zam #dog wrangler - Julie #sword dragon daddy - Ferre #losing dog - Legundo #brat bat - Owen #but he's literally nice! - Shelby #pervert alchemist - Avid (Deprecated) #your majesty - Cleo #my puppy - Pearl #that blue haired twink that i hate - Scott Major #werewolf king - Ren #anything but paperwork - Abolish #box wine writer - Sausage #winning dog - TF!Doppelganger #relapse into servitude - Pyro #she's too ace for this blog - Graecie #miauuuu - Martyn #mayor of pups - V!Louis #creepin' (aww man) - Cap. Sparklez #guarded your mom last night - TF! Sun Guard & Guard Guard #clowning around - Jojosolos #dommed by the narrative - Apo (Others to come when I have better ideas)

[theseuss-egregiouszones]

I've been usually writing lovebitten on here but trust I do also need to see Doc covered in bite marks and exhausted sexually. You can't marathon him because he might just have heart failure, but! Owen can use him to marathon himself. Riding Doc's thighs or fucking his mouth, and edge Doc until he gets one beautiful orgasm when relevant. And drinking from him until Doc is woozy and can't tell if it's from the blood loss or if it's from exertion or from what's bordering on overstimulatation. Owen shouldn't even try to make him cum, he should just use Doc and have Doc happen to cum when being fed from. We could live in a beautiful world

[muzzled-vampires]

THE PATIENT NEEDS PUPPY LEGUNDO TO LIVE

[mahgck]

hes ur “emotional support blorbo”??? girl he cant even emotionally support Himself

[cheeseanonioncrisps]

Not ‘support’ as in ‘supportive’, ‘support’ as in ‘load-bearing’.

[mariacallous]

#oh he supports plenty of loads all right

[rly-normal-abt-pires]

Hey also. That post about legs being a smoker and bumming a cigarette off abolish. [Guy who doesnt smoke voice] can we talk about the inherent eroticism of sharing a cigarette, passing it back and forth, indirect kiss but also phallic imagery, watching someone put your cig between their lips and Savouring it. The long slow breath out and the relaxation as it hits too.

[feyd-meowtha]

It's a moral imperative that we write more sex scenes which are

Weird

Uncomfortable

Not good for anyone involved

[muttrott]

make yourself useful - bottle opener collar

[vamptits]

at least there's gay people

[vamptits]

and sadomasochism

[vamptits]

stop reblogging this without the sadomasochism this one is for perverts ONLY!!!!

[naturalpr3y]

My understanders will Understand me

[bibleforboys]

[perverselymead]

just remembered that this clip from day 20 of tf.smp exists. and that legundo can make noises like that. out of the blue.

i love minecraft youtubers and specifically. the ones with a lack of awareness with what they think their voice is conveying vs. how its reading to me

just. close your eyes for that one and then come back. headphones required for sure

[sweatermuppet]

fat hairy dudes in lace underwear. now

[hard--byte]

the hottest thing a guy can be is barely conscious on the floor while someone lifts his head up by the hair so that you can see his glazed out eyes and the blood running down his face

[toadpolliwog]

indulgent bloodloathing art because i miss them

last time i posted bloodloathing i got found by Scott Smajor himself tho so... crossing my fingers that it doesn't happen this time :D /j

[just-wublrful]

[just-wublrful]

anyone reblogging this post talking about a guy under 40 is banned

[cbd-ouppy]

forcefreak that moralist. flip all of her performative disgust into uncontrollable lust

[xxcbd-puppyxx]

she will be happier when she embraces her sexuality. when she stops policing her own thoughts and desires and starts to explore and play! the world is so beautiful if you let yourself feel it 💜💜💜

[xx-weed-wuppy420-xx]

a lot of the girls in my life have gone through this change. we start out sexually repressed and self hating for elements of our sexuality that are a little controversial or 'problematic' and so we turn that anger and hatred outwards and do performative disgust and harrass people who are out and proud freaks. but i know that all of us are happier on the other side of the fence. people harrass us and hate us and ban us but they can never take away our pride. they can never take away the joy and whimsy. they can never take away the beautiful freaky sex. we have each other and that's everything to me

[wiggly-weed-wuppy]

it's pride month go forcefreak some sexually repressed girls

[sanguinestranger]

imagine having to say mantras as theyre fucking you or as you fuck them, being so locked in to the mantras that you havent noticed you've cum and drooled every where, and they're using you as their sex toy, all while you keep repeating. those. mantras.