[princesconsuela]

[nerdnawesome-deactivated2013071]

[mmmkay-m]

Fifty Shades of Grey 

narrated by Gilbert Gottfried

….dying laughing

i will never be able to read this book now

[her-master]

I don’t even know what to say. Please, everyone who stumbles by my page, stop what you are doing and watch this. Watch this now. Amazing.

[raltz-timberwolf-deactivated201]

Just watch this

[chabeonsky]

[lolbatty]

i literally cannot decide if this is negative propaganda or not lol

[swamp-songs]

tips for what to do after a really long cry because you’re probably feeling all kinds of exhausted and drained and i don’t want that for you in the slightest:

take a shower and change all of your clothes even your socks and underwear. this is the first step to everything. 

pour yourself a big, cold glass of water and drink it. all of it. once you’re done, get yourself a refill. this will boost u physically and emotionally instantly please trust me.

grab a snack, something light that you don’t have to wait to prepare. i recommend a pudding cup, a piece of fruit, yogurt, a popsicle, or some crackers. 

get under the covers. turn on something - tv, a movie, music, anything distracting. or consider calling a friend or talking to anyone nearby, even your sibling the next room over!!

know that you are loved. you are important. you mean more than you know right now, more than you will maybe ever know. you are worth all the stars in the sky. you deserve to feel good. 

[afatfox]

please make sure you stay super hydrated afterwards if you can’t during.  the body has a funny way of punishing you via headache for being sad and you don’t deserve that, so drink<333

[ughboys]

thanks for the info <3

[larvitarr]

[rm-lucio-blog]

Me

[gregorycddie]

[janblue]

[x]

[0kaey]

[notyourdaddy]

[opillos-deactivated20140721]

this must be my future house we see here

[earthyt0nes-deactivated20251105]

Oh my

[mochi-slut]

when you dont like what your sign says about you

[crappybird]

You know you’re fucked when those late night thoughts start hitting you in the middle of the day.

(via hairspr4y)

[moan-s]

[jimothyshalpert-deactivated2017]

First divorce: Wife’s hidden sexuality, not my fault. Second divorce: Said the wrong name at the altar, kind of my fault. Third divorce: They shouldn’t let you get married when you’re that drunk and have stuff drawn all over your face, Nevada’s fault. - Ross Geller, The Divorce Force.  

[scottsjuice-deactivated20161004]

Tyler and Dylan answering the same thing after being asked what their favorite memory together is.

[yanderepuck]

They all mean business, and then there’s Bruce. They are all wearing dark clothes, and then there’s bruce

[mylittleredgirl]

#They wear dark clothes/I wear sweatshirts #they mean business/and I’d really rather not be here right now wtf (said darkwingdukat)

[disneyismyescape]

Disney Locations

[octopussoir-]