Things you do after becoming a fanyu
You go to Disney World and take pictures with Pooh instead of the princesses
You think about numbers like 106.69 and 110.95 and 330.43
Your planned PTO days are spread out from August through December and then March
Your travel destinations are wherever the competitions take place
You’re used to waking up to weird hours, livestreaming competitions
You remember what season he’s in just by looking at the amount of baby fat on his face– since he doesn’t gain weight anywhere else– and his ever so slightly different hair styles
You know which Ghana era it’s from by looking at the color of his scarf or sweater
You wear less and less make up and realize that’s Yuzu’s skincare secret
You notice TMI things like how he used to groom his eyebrows and had underarm hairs and now vice versa
You invest in a good pair of earphones
You notice number 4 a lot
You remember commentaries in a verbatim manner i.e. “the sea of flags from Japan. What can he produce? Lying in fifth place, surely a medal is within his grasp if he can skate anywhere near his top form”
You recognize the commentators’ voices
You download video in every single commentary and NAME your videos!
You meet a Japanese and this question slowly sneak in the conversation, “Do you know Yuzuru Hanyu?”
You see Lotte chocolates in a Chinese supermarket and stock them up
You get motivated to exercise and work out to a playlist consisting of classical and ballade sountracks
Yuzu becomes your fitspo regardless of your gender
You wear training gears to shopping, wear them to dinners, wear them to parties
You start to think underarmour is more popular and expensive than nike and adidas
You see a goat and you laugh
You do a head roll with your eyes closed EVERY TIME you listen to Ballade No. 1
You want to visit Sendai more than Tokyo
You introduce your loved ones, family, and friends about your passion for Yuzu and slowly tried to convert them with a game plan i.e. start with something catchy like the Olympics
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