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@rnahirukoizurni
um fucked up how one moment you’re twelve and the next you’re in literal and metaphorical debt to the whole world
utterly obsessed with this headline
I don’t have “abandoned” or “on hiatus” wips. I just put them on simmer for a bit. Indefinitely.
@is-it-madness this is the funniest you will ever be
May I also add: Catching Kyogre in a Pokeball for the sheer disrespect of it
Cherry Blossoms
this tweet fucking rules – it’s utterly incomprehensible on so many levels.
plant-based beer? is there meat-based beer? what the fuck is meat-based beer, chuck?
why is he thanking joe biden? is the senate majority leader not typically allowed to watch the oscars?
why is chuck sitting so close to the tv? and in what is that, a dining chair? who watches television like this?
this tweet is environmentally sustainable because someone clearly turned off the lights when screenshotting it
a night out with the girls
that jacket isn’t usagi’s
he has been baked alhamdulliah
i dont know what an NFT is and im too afraid to ask
imagine if you went up to the mona lisa and you were like "i'd like to own this" and someone nearby went "give me 65 million dollars and i'll burn down an unspecified amount of the amazon rainforest in order to give you this receipt of purchase" so you paid them and they went "here's your receipt, thank you for your purchase" and went to an unmarked supply closet in the back of the museum and posted a handmade label inside it behind the brooms that said "mona lisa currently owned by jacobgalapagos" so if anyone wants to know who owns it they'd have to find this specific closet in this specific hallway and look behind the correct brooms. and you went "can i take the mona lisa home now?" and they went "oh god no are you stupid? you only bought the receipt that says you own it, you didn't actually buy the mona lisa itself, you can't take the real mona lisa you idiot. you CAN take this though." and gave you the replica print in a cardboard tube that's sold in the gift shop. also the person selling you the receipt of purchase has at no point in time ever owned the mona lisa.
unfortunately, if this doesn't really make sense or seem like any logical person would be happy about this exchange, then you've understood it perfectly
.... that didn't help me at ALL
how i sleep knowing i will never have the skin clarity of a man who washes his face with a 3 in 1 shampoo
Yeah, this seems about right.
Not disappointed by this one