[thegirlwhocrieswolf]

langleav | Sea of Strangers

[crow--teeth]

said something one time and someone heard it. absolutely mortifying

[tainbocuailnge]

bite the vampire first to establish dominance

[dankmemeuniversity]

[greggaraki]

i’d rather die than read anything longer than like two paragraphs on this site

[meanplastic]

why is this the funniest thing i’ve ever watched please watch this IM ROLLINGGG

[teojida-archive-deactivated2020]

*gets caught pickpocketing cos i keep saying ‘yoink’ outloud when i do it*

[shewillfeatdrake]

people who read while listening to music are very talented and are probably going to hell 

[fruitsoftheweb]

Damage prediction on pears during transportation.

[hollowtones]

bad and naughty children get put in The Pear Wiggler to atone for their crimes

[captainsnoop-deactivated2020041]

me: [taking a piss in my own house like normal]

my anxiety: “what if someone slipped you hallucinogenic drugs and you’re actually in walmart right now pissing in the middle of the store?” 

me: “…we’ll confront that problem when we come to it”

[freediaspora]

[melisica]

[stability]

[thisblogisinactivesorrey]

You know what matters?? What like, truly matters? Bones and moths and fungi. Nothing else. Fuck calculus

[hungwy]

Gonna b honest. A lot of hot ppl go to art museums. I’m one of them

[e-seal-deactivated20210319]

im 2 ugly they won’t let me in

[e-seal-deactivated20210319]

that and my shirt that says “i eat oil paintings when security guards aren’t looking”

[hope-crest]

me: wow things are actually going really well for once!

the crippling anxiety, waiting in the corner:

[deaddolin]