The Greatest

Rory Rivera. Gamma Psi Alpha. 21. "Though she be but little, she is fierce."

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@ro-rivera: just so everyone knows i love my b word alec lillard k thx

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You're always busting your ass in the gym so I decided to get you some things you can relax with! A yoga mat, some toe socks so you can grip the mat better, some lush stuff, and a massage envy gift card. Enjoy babes!

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RT@notleofitz: @ro-rivera Is it really a bitch fit if the person is just a little bitch all the time?? seems like normal behavior to me

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@ro-rivera: when your bestie doesn't give you a gift so you throw a bitch fit on twitter :(

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I feel like if anyone's gonna appreciate a good pair of some kick ass high tops it'd be you. Merry Christmas.

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averyvanwallen:

“The idea of having to spend the entire weekend with my family is killing me. Wanna drink?”

“Girl, I’ve been pregaming for going home all week, so I’m way ahead of you.” 

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damnchristina:

“Basically, I just went to New Jersey for a few weeks – don’t ask why – and, can you believe I almost got fined $250 for trying to fill up my own gas tank? Apparently, that’s illegal to do but I wish someone would’ve told me this before I had to cause a whole commotion up in the gas station.”

“I just don’t understand why someone would ever go to New Jersey-- but I’mn not asking don’t worry. I missed you, though. Andrew is unbearable without you.” 

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@ro-rivera: fuck kansas and fuck christmas

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@notleofitz: @ro-rivera fight me i'ma pay @alecbaldwin

@ro-rivera: @notleofitz we both know ill win, but im keeping that 20 when i do

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@notalecbaldwin: @ro-rivera roryyyy im trying to get ppl in the holiday spirit and also make some cash :'(

@ro-rivera: @notalecbaldwin watch ur ass cheeks hang out of some booty shorts while u walk around campus kills all the christmas spirit i have

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@nateharris: i'll give you a blowjob will that work?

@ro-rivera: @nateharris that blowjob will be useless when he freezes his dick off and or dies of hypothermia cause you idiots got him to go out in bootyshorts

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@notalecbaldwin: should i wear my naughty santa outfit around campus. ill do it for 20 bucks. :)

@ro-rivera: @alecbaldwin if anyone actually pays him i will kick your ass

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amaraxhirsch:

“What do you think? It can’t be that bad,” Amara said. “Some even think I’m cute,”

“As the official Scrooge of Gamma, I think you look ridiculous, but if it’s working for you, then by all means, go and get some.” 

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amaraxhirsch:

“Don’t you dare judge me for this hat,” Amara said with a laugh. “I’m not drunk enough for that yet,”

“I can’t help it, you should’ve said don’t judge long ago if you actually wanted it to be effective.” 

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@gisellebelle: @ro-rivera boo hiss

@ro-rivera: @gisellebelle bah humbug