its dirty work but it keeps us sinners fed

welcome to SIN! perhaps not a paradise... buts its what we've always had.

[roachfeeder-real]

clearly you arent clean mentally, spiritually or physically if we’ve met.

welcome, pilgrim, to sinners road. pharloom’s capital home of muckroach farming and meat production since god-i-have-no-idea. not beautiful or glamorous… but when ever are such jobs?

call me by my line of work, roachfeeder, but if you wanna get technical? well… ‘rek’. i tend to the muckroaches and keep em mostly fed and well-off, assuming they dont turn on eachother. its a delicate life but i find my time, and now here i am on this hellsite… only makes sense for a sinner to be here, yea?

follow the signs? go ahead:

commingling - seein other folks and blogs

howitsmadekinda - my own original posts

seetheprocess - asks and questions

please watch your step in this dirtpile, it really needs a full-time janitor.

[your-fave-got-the-green-surgery]

Lace Silksong to be be green again

Lace from Silksong got the surgery that makes you green!

[roachfeeder-real]

… yknow what it’s about bloody time i changed this ol’ profile pic

[roachfeeder-real]

you see the coat? that’s mine

[roachfeeder-real]

… yknow what it’s about bloody time i changed this ol’ profile pic

[moss-mother-offical]

It is pride month, moss mothers. You know what that means

We do.

Happy pride month everyone, hehe~

[scouting-skarr-offical]

mekarr!

[roachfeeder-real]

always nice to be able to feel the warmth in the air…

happy pride month indeed, people. always remember your love is real.

[twisted-bud]

😢 id anyone else running 🏃‍♂️ out of posts ideas 😢😢 eueuwuwueuee eueueueuueuee 😭😭

[roachfeeder-real]

yea…

[styxs-nest]

I almossst never update my phone, but a new emoji was-ssss apparently added to the mosssst recent update, and I was curiousss-sss to ssssee what it was:

🫪

Completely worth it.

[roachfeeder-real]

NOT YOU TOO

[fourth-chorus-official]

🫪

[underworker-5459]

wait what the fuck is that emoji

🖾

??? it's just a blank square on my end how do you do that

[echothevessel]

✨magic✨

[fourth-chorus-official]

UPDATE... DEVICE... THIS... CHORUS... ADVISES

🙂

🫪

[flintbeetle-official]

🫪🫪🫪🫪🫪🫪

Hahaha!! It’s so funny!!

[underworker-5459]

my phone is from 2012 though i don't think i've gotten an update in like 11 years

🖾🖾🖾🖾🖾🖾🖾🖾 FUCK

[fourth-chorus-official]

🫪🫪🫪🫪🫪🫪🫪🫪🫪🫪🫪🫪🫪🫪🫪🫪🫪🫪🫪🫪🫪🫪🫪🫪🫪🫪🫪🫪🫪🫪🫪🫪🫪🫪🫪

[squirrm-23283]

🫪 🫪 ooooooh WOWIE!!!!!!!!! that face is so so sooooooo silly 🫪 silly silly WIGGLY FACE!!!!!!

it sortz of lookz like my sibling 🫪 wa wa wa

[underworker-5459]

why does the fucking toddler have a more advanced phone than me

[roachfeeder-real]

… for once i feel you man. what ARE these emotes im damn blind

[styxs-nest]

…?!

styx the fuck are you hissing about??

— @roachfeeder-real

HELP-

Le—er- gone.

@roachfeeder-real

[roachfeeder-real]

i don’t…-

what’s gone?!

[roachfeeder-real]

nothing instills as much fear of god in one than competitive bongos from over yonder.

[roachfeeder-real]

I won't give you a devil's lettuce.

You will get One Hundred Devil's Lettuces

… okay.

you cannot be smuggling me shit i swear to god. i don’t even think this is the right environment for these herbs…

[roachfeeder-real]

these fuckers are too clever sometimes

[styxs-nest]

*Tein was still at Styx's nest, though they now sat upon the bench nearby. Mei was asleep, laying on the ground beside them.*

*They stared at the ground, thinking about random things when they remembered that they had heard that Styx was getting the pun treatment as well.*

*They got an idea, feeling around on the ground for a random stick then picking it up and turning to him.*

"One has found... a Styx.." *They said with a mischiveous grin as they held out the stick.*

@tein-of-weavenest-karn

Styx had very much been getting tired of the puns of his name at this point.

He stares at the stick in Tein’s hand for a solid few seconds then looks back up at them, looking surprised, given that they had been getting tired of their name becoming a pun for a while.

Tein, wasssss that a pun as well-

[tein-of-weavenest-karn]

"One is aware.." *They replied, still holding the ...Styx. They did their best to not laugh.*

[styxs-nest]

Styx sighed deeply and buried his face into his hands.

In spite of himself, Styx began to snicker.

[tein-of-weavenest-karn]

*Hearing the sigh Tein lowered the stick, their grin was still there but it had grown smaller.*

"If you wish one shall stop. One understands the puns can be quite tiring."

[styxs-nest]

Styx’s snickering turns into slight laughter.

No, no- It’sssss quite alright- It’ssss way better than having to hear Huzzle Mug’sssss nicknamessss-sss for me all over again-

[tein-of-weavenest-karn]

*Their grin returned hearing that.*

"One is sure that it was quite annoying. Mayhaps you should have given it.... Styx so it would go away."

[styxs-nest]

Styx starts to cackle.

Dear godsssss!

I am jusss-ssst glad it didn’t Styx around for too long!

[tein-of-weavenest-karn]

*They laugh.*

"One is glad as well, or else it would have been a real Styx in your side."

[styxs-nest]

For sure it would have been! It wassss not very majeSSSTYX!

[tein-of-weavenest-karn]

*They burst into a fit of laughter, clutching their torso as it began to ache a bit from all the laughter.*

"Pff- t-these are horrible j-pff- jokes-" *They managed to say through their giggles.*

[styxs-nest]

Styx wheezes as he continues to guffaw.

SSS-SSO awful-

AHAHAHAHAHA-

[roachfeeder-real]

(… A voice suddenly echoes from outside the nest, from Sinner’s Road.)

ARE YOU FUCKING LAUGHING AT PUNS YOU FREAKIN’-

CHEAP, CHEAP HUMOR. OH MY GOD.

[styxs-nest]

Today, I learnt ssssomething horrifying:

I ssssnore.

It is-ssss. SSSSO BAD-

[roachfeeder-real]

… is that what that horrible, infrequent clicking noise down by your spot is?

[roachfeeder-real]

I won't give you a devil's lettuce.

You will get One Hundred Devil's Lettuces

… okay.

you cannot be smuggling me shit i swear to god. i don’t even think this is the right environment for these herbs…

[roachfeeder-real]

…

oh yeah its weed day

[child-of-weaver-and-wyrm]

*dunks you in blue koolaid, which mixes with the geen*

you are now

BLEEN

What is this

(6/15)

[bellhart-mayor]

Why are you

Blue?

[gho0st-of-hallownest]

🔵🟢‼️

[roachfeeder-real]

… yo wait a minute

[child-of-weaver-and-wyrm]

Since you are now Silk I can spray you with Bugspray to GREEN YOUI!!!! MWA HA HA HA! I CAST! BUG SPRAY!!!!!!!!!!!! AAHHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

AUGH

WHAT

I don't feel too good...

(5/15)

[glacier-the-vessel]

SISTER WHY ARE YOU

GREEN?!

[impure-vessel-official]

*GEEN

Sibling. I must admit. I am a little disappointed in you. To fail to seize the opportunity to intentionally misspell the word in pursuit of humor…

… even I may not be able to forgive such a significant transgression /jesting.

[phantom-of-the-exhaust-organ]

WHY IS THE SPIDER

GEEN

[silk-official]

no, no, no this is all wrong. the Red Weaver is meant to be RED.

WHY IS SHE

GEEN

[roachfeeder-real]

god fucking damnit you guys