#seetheprocess

[roachfeeder-real]

I won't give you a devil's lettuce.

You will get One Hundred Devil's Lettuces

… okay.

you cannot be smuggling me shit i swear to god. i don’t even think this is the right environment for these herbs…

[roachfeeder-real]

How do you feel about the neighboring Wisp Thicket?

… the wha?

[roachfeeder-real]

"HIIIIHII!!! :D do you wan face paint? :3"

(Ooc: only now realized Pane never painted Rek!!!...at least I think...)

f-face paint? uh… maybe not my actual face but my cloak and cloths are fine, lil’ fellow.

[roachfeeder-real]

How do you butcher muckroaches? Preferably with details.

i don’t actually butcher the roaches at all, i do the hard work of raising them and getting them to the right size first before they’re sent off.

the most i remember hearing is that the main thing to start with is by removing the head. quick and easy kill for ‘em and more importantly removes those jaws from play. i think the legs go next, but from there i think it’s just entirely dependent on what you actually intend to do with the meat.

… mother of silk i hope toccata doesn’t read this.

[roachfeeder-real]

I have observed that you, in fact, have not payed your taxes yourself. I will ask again, please pay your taxes, it's only 50 rosaries.

again why the fuck WOULD i. you have given me absolutely no incentive, nor any authority.

… was it 50 rosaries last time? did it increase?

[roachfeeder-real]

*hands you a bouquet of flowers*

heard you wanted to maybe test your sense of smell

-@a-little-wandering-bug

…!?!!!?

THIS IS A… ROMANTIC GESTURE??

[roachfeeder-real]

You are POOR!

@richest-husk-in-hallownest

… WHAT-

well mr. fancy pants, where’d you get your bling from? probably not from working life…

my ass is down here risking limbs for wrangling roaches and you come down here and call me broke? luxury bugs like you wouldn’t last a day here you’re so soft.

i ain’t too proud of what i do, nor does it benefit that well either… but someone’s gotta do it and i’m not necessarily living on spare change anyway. been amassing my funds to do something with em’, can’t you respect atleast that?

[roachfeeder-real]

if i flicked your nose/snout would it make the sound that those spring door stoppers make

booooooooiiiiiiiiiinnnnnnnnnggggggggggggggg

…

i uh-

do not the me, please.