#seetheprocess

[roachfeeder-real]

I won't give you a devil's lettuce.

You will get One Hundred Devil's Lettuces

… okay.

you cannot be smuggling me shit i swear to god. i don’t even think this is the right environment for these herbs…

[roachfeeder-real]

Talk less, sin more.

aha, vices… i could never leave you.

[roachfeeder-real]

what exactly are you looking for in a relationship

…

i don’t know.

[roachfeeder-real]

How do you feel about the neighboring Wisp Thicket?

… the wha?

[roachfeeder-real]

"HIIIIHII!!! :D do you wan face paint? :3"

(Ooc: only now realized Pane never painted Rek!!!...at least I think...)

f-face paint? uh… maybe not my actual face but my cloak and cloths are fine, lil’ fellow.

[roachfeeder-real]

How do you butcher muckroaches? Preferably with details.

i don’t actually butcher the roaches at all, i do the hard work of raising them and getting them to the right size first before they’re sent off.

the most i remember hearing is that the main thing to start with is by removing the head. quick and easy kill for ‘em and more importantly removes those jaws from play. i think the legs go next, but from there i think it’s just entirely dependent on what you actually intend to do with the meat.

… mother of silk i hope toccata doesn’t read this.

[roachfeeder-real]

I have observed that you, in fact, have not payed your taxes yourself. I will ask again, please pay your taxes, it's only 50 rosaries.

again why the fuck WOULD i. you have given me absolutely no incentive, nor any authority.

… was it 50 rosaries last time? did it increase?

[roachfeeder-real]

*hands you a bouquet of flowers*

heard you wanted to maybe test your sense of smell

-@a-little-wandering-bug

…!?!!!?

THIS IS A… ROMANTIC GESTURE??