NICE BABY

I'm Sunan, hello! I'm hoping to make some friends. Him/Her is ok! Prince Ipos is my friend. [IC BLOG FOR THE RP GROUP DATD]

[anupstairsharmony]

Ha! Now you have the hang of it. Just remember for next time so that you can insult me properly, instead of posting contextless adjectives.

[hatchetsandhellions-blog1]

I have considered a faster solution that will require less effort on both of our parts. Use common sense. If you do something that would warrant disgust, and I express disgust, assume that my expression of disgust is directed at you, as one would do when conversing in person.

[anupstairsharmony]

Ah, but how do I know what will provoke disgust from you? You are, after all, so very salty about so many different things.

[roaringmonarch-blog]

IT IS TRUE! THE YOUNG WARD SAID SO! YOU ARE QUITE SALTY!

[roaringmonarch-blog]

DOES THAT MEAN THAT ELIGOS, TOO, IS INCREDIBLY SALTY?

TOGETHER, ELIGOS AND FLAUROS COULD SUPPLY A WHOLE OCEAN WITH ITS FLAVOUR.

I AM ENJOYING THIS.

[roaringmonarch-blog]

SALT HAS A NICE FLAVOUR. IT IS GOOD. I LIKE SALTY.

[permafrostprince-blog]

That’s not what salty means in that context, but I won’t crush your spirits.  I’m glad you like salty.

[roaringmonarch-blog]

OH?

THEN TEACH ME, SMALL WARD. WHAT IS THE DEFINITION OF ‘SALTY’ IN THIS CONTEXT?

[permafrostprince-blog]

Saying someone is ‘salty’ is like saying they are pissed off or upset.

So an example would be “Flauros is real salty.”

[roaringmonarch-blog]

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THAT IS BRILLIANT. I, THE GREAT IPOS, WILL BE SURE TO REMEMBER THIS. I DO SO LOVE IT. FLAUROS IS INCREDIBLY SALTY. OH WHAT A CHARMING PHRASE! THANK YOU, YOUNG WARD.

[roaringmonarch-blog]

THE BOND OF DEMON AND WARD IS A TWO WAY STREET. WE CANNOT BE SUCCESSFUL WITHOUT THEIR ASSISTANCE. PUSH THEM TOO HARD AND THEY WILL BREAK. JUST AS ANY SWORD OR EATING UTENSIL. WASTE THEIR ABILITIES AND THEY WILL NOT PERFORM WHEN NEEDED, AND YOU WILL LOSE. THAT IS WHY OUR WARDS ARE SO VERY IMPORTANT.

[anupstairsharmony]

I find this agreeable, but the comparisons of humans to inanimate objects is still distasteful to me. They aren’t merely weapons, or beasts that we pit against one another for entertainment. It is important to acknowledge their free will. A bond between demon and ward can only become a two way street by eliminating the power imbalance inherent in such a relationship. Think of your ward as a friend, or a lover, instead of a weapon.

[roaringmonarch-blog]

I AGREE. I WAS USING THE WEAPON ANALOGY SO DEAR FLAUROS WOULD UNDERSTAND. IT IS HARD TO MAKE OTHERS UNDERSTAND SOMEONE AS KNOWLEDGEBLE AS MYSELF.

MY WARD IS MY FRIEND. MY BROTHER IN ARMS. I KNOW THAT MY SUCCESS IS DUE, ALMOST ENTIRELY, TO HIM. AND HE HAS MY UTMOST RESPECT, JUST AS HE RESPECTS ME. IT IS A BOND LIKE THAT THAT MAKES A CHAMPION, NOT THE CREATION OF A TOOL. 

[permafrostprince-blog]

I feel like some of these demons need a nap, you’re kinda salty.

[roaringmonarch-blog]

SALT HAS A NICE FLAVOUR. IT IS GOOD. I LIKE SALTY.

[permafrostprince-blog]

That’s not what salty means in that context, but I won’t crush your spirits.  I’m glad you like salty.

[roaringmonarch-blog]

OH?

THEN TEACH ME, SMALL WARD. WHAT IS THE DEFINITION OF ‘SALTY’ IN THIS CONTEXT?

[permafrostprince-blog]

I feel like some of these demons need a nap, you’re kinda salty.

[roaringmonarch-blog]

SALT HAS A NICE FLAVOUR. IT IS GOOD. I LIKE SALTY.

[roaringmonarch-blog]

YOU NEVER KNOW. PERHAPS THEY WILL TAKE UP ARMS AND FIGHT ON YOUR BEHALF AS WELL. HA HA HA!

[hatchetsandhellions-blog1]

I chose such a ward that I may avoid any illusion of equality between us. I could spit on him, and he would thank me. As it should be.

[roaringmonarch-blog]

IF YOU WERE TO SPIT ON ME, I WOULD GUT YOU. HA HA! I DO FEEL SORRY FOR YOUR WARD!

[roaringmonarch-blog]

THE BOND OF DEMON AND WARD IS A TWO WAY STREET. WE CANNOT BE SUCCESSFUL WITHOUT THEIR ASSISTANCE. PUSH THEM TOO HARD AND THEY WILL BREAK. JUST AS ANY SWORD OR EATING UTENSIL. WASTE THEIR ABILITIES AND THEY WILL NOT PERFORM WHEN NEEDED, AND YOU WILL LOSE. THAT IS WHY OUR WARDS ARE SO VERY IMPORTANT.

[roaringmonarch-blog]

YOU CANNOT INDULGE IN BLOOD AND DESTRUCTION IF YOU DO NOT CONSIDER YOUR WARD A BROTHER IN ARMS. THERE IS NO SUCCESS IN ACTING ALONE. THERE IS ALSO NO FUN IN ACTING ALONE. PERHAPS THERE WOULD BE RESPECT IF YOU WERE A LITTLE NICER.

[hatchetsandhellions-blog1]

I suppose I should treat my furniture and silverware with kindness as well if we’re going to be treating tools as our equals.

[roaringmonarch-blog]

YOU NEVER KNOW. PERHAPS THEY WILL TAKE UP ARMS AND FIGHT ON YOUR BEHALF AS WELL. HA HA HA!

[hatchetsandhellions-blog1]

All of you should teach your wards a little respect for rank. Even my ward understands we are superior, and he is quite possibly an imbecile.

[roaringmonarch-blog]

YOU CANNOT INDULGE IN BLOOD AND DESTRUCTION IF YOU DO NOT CONSIDER YOUR WARD A BROTHER IN ARMS. THERE IS NO SUCCESS IN ACTING ALONE. THERE IS ALSO NO FUN IN ACTING ALONE. PERHAPS THERE WOULD BE RESPECT IF YOU WERE A LITTLE NICER.

[roaringmonarch-blog]

ARE WE BEGINNING THE BATTLE ALREADY? I AM EAGER FOR THE HUNT. I HUNGER FOR THE FLESH AND BLOOD OF MY FOES. I, THE GREAT PRINCE IPOS, WILL GRANT YOU ALL WITH MY PRESENCE.

[dromopodas-blog]

please don’t

[knivesandgameboys-blog]

haha holy shit 

[roaringmonarch-blog]

#hello caps lock

MY NAME IS PRINCE IPOS. NOT CAPTAIN LOCK. I ASK YOU TO PLEASE REMEMBER THAT. AFTER ALL, I AM ROYALTY.

[roaringmonarch-blog]

ARE WE BEGINNING THE BATTLE ALREADY? I AM EAGER FOR THE HUNT. I HUNGER FOR THE FLESH AND BLOOD OF MY FOES. I, THE GREAT PRINCE IPOS, WILL GRANT YOU ALL WITH MY PRESENCE.

[dromopodas-blog]

please don’t

[roaringmonarch-blog]

OH. IT IS ALRIGHT, YOUNG WARD. IT IS NOT AS IF I AM TAKING TIME OUT OF MY VERY BUSY SCHEDULE TO BE HERE. GRACING YOU ALL WITH MY PRESENCE IS A GIFT I AM HAPPY TO GIVE.

[roaringmonarch-blog]

ARE WE BEGINNING THE BATTLE ALREADY? I AM EAGER FOR THE HUNT. I HUNGER FOR THE FLESH AND BLOOD OF MY FOES. I, THE GREAT PRINCE IPOS, WILL GRANT YOU ALL WITH MY PRESENCE.

[roaringmonarch-blog]

Just not for friends. 9~9;;;

[roaringmonarch-blog]

I am very hungry though. 6~6;

[roaringmonarch-blog]

Uhh I don’t think I want to eat friends..? 9~9;

[roaringmonarch-blog]

*q* Did..someone say food…

[tlpd]

Sure did stranger jump on the wagon we’re eating stew tonight

[roaringmonarch-blog]

Oh my goodness okay! I haven’t eaten for..at..least an hour. *q*;;