Steve Rogers upon seeing Tony Stark in a tailored suit: multiverse edition.
Mcu Steve: *Vigorously fucking him with his eyes, trying to breathe through all the UST in the air, hands twitching to touch his waist or possibly butt* So. Weather’s nice tonight huh.
616 Steve internally: His skin was smooth, silky. I thought of how it would feel to place my fingers on his pulse, trail the tips of them across the expensive fabric, work my way up to those azure blue eyes and kiss that material right off his back. If only he felt the same. If only I was half the man that he would want.
616 Steve externally: Hey are we getting a cab or walking?
Ults Steve: *Instantly hard & palpably sweating with arousal* wow you look fucking ugly
AA Steve: Sweetheart you look beautiful, I love you, you’re perfect. Let’s have sex immediately. Keep the tie on. Did anyone ever tell you you’re amazing like this? And you’re amazing when you’re not like this too. Keep the shirt on as well. I love you. I hope you know that.
EMH steve: *has already ripped the suit off on sight, suit is now a mere pile of fabric on the floor. This is the fifth one this week.*