Master of the Shaker

Robert Patrick Benedict. I'm an actor, as seen in Supernatural, Waiting..., etc. Also, the singer of Louden Swain. But that's about it. RP only. Not the real Rob Benedict nor am I associated with him in any way. Indie Rob Benedict RP Multi-verse/set ship Semi-selective, but just send me a message if you want to do something. We can discuss.

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I’m wearing the undies right now. Misha Collins undies. Which is no undies.“

Rob Benedict. IM cryINng

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Why I'd Be Kicked Out of The Scooby Gang

Shaggy: Zoinks

Scooby: Ruh-roh

Daphne: Jeepers

Velma: Jinkies

Me: Well fuck

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[text] Good. I'd insulted if you didn't.

[text] Well, no need to be insulted then. 

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[text] I love you.

[text] I love you too.

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[text] If it means I get you alone for a while, I am so fucking in.

[text] Well... Good. 

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[text] We could skip the pre-karaoke drinking games... if you want...

[text] We could make our own drinking game...

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[text] I know that feeling. It was fucking awful being away for so long.

[text] And now I have to wait all night before I can get you alone. 

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[text] Hell yes, I do.

[text] I've missed you 

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[text] Kinky little fucker.

[text] You like it

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[text] But tonight is karaoke, and I don't want you dehydrated or underfed before you go all Boozy Bobby on us. So. Your cute, tight little ass can stay firmly parked on your little x, or I will smack it when we get back to the room.

[text] ...so you do or don't want me to move?

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[text] Woah! I'm not stealing them. I don't want them. I'm keeping my neurotic little Shakes healthy and alive. Because I'm not into that necrophiliac shit.

[text] But I'm fiiiiine. And I'll be even better after I eat. 

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[text] You're cute when you're grouchy.

[text] you're lucky I love you. Or I'd be very indignant that you're stealing my band away from me. 

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[text] I love you, you little freak. [text] You can sit there and watch your awesome, protective, loving boyfriend do it for you.

[text] I love you too 

[text] ...grumble 

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[text] See, now I'm scared. You're the quiet, tiny person who always ends up shocking the shit out of everyone... [text] Oh-hohohoh. No. You're not doing soundcheck, Robert.

[text] I promise I’m not going to shave my head and prance around in a polka dot dress. But if I did, it was your idea...

[text] ...but, what if I’m done?

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