Villain No. 1 and Master of Disguise

RP blog for Robbie Rotten. Non-selective. No smut (please no smut). Time zone: EST.

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Send one for a starter where my muse has:

1. A broken arm

2. A broken leg

3. broken rib(s)

4. A black eye

5. A broken nose

6. A burn

7. A dislocated shoulder

8. an injured foot

9. a head injury

10. other kind of injury of the mun’s choosing. 

[robbiewithhisrottenplan]

“a hole lot of dirt” [MG]

@thelittlepandas

Send “a hole lot of dirt” for my muse to find yours digging a hole.

Robbie Rotten tended to dig traps that were basically just a hole with twigs and leaves covering it up. He was the only person in Lazytown known for digging large holes around town. Sure, the gardening done by Miss Busybody required digging, but those were only small holes, nowhere near the same size as Robbie’s. 

This was why, when he spotted Madame Grim digging a large hole, he did a double-take, and moved in to investigate. He didn’t like to just come out and ask people what they were doing, preferring to just watch and figure it out by himself, but in this case he made an exception. 

“What are you doing?” He asked, managing to sound skeptical that there was someone else digging holes in his town, despite standing there and watching her do it. “I hope this isn’t an exercise thing. That would mean I would be exercising when I dig holes to trap Sportaflop, and I just won’t stand for that.” 

[virfujiwara]

Every time I say I’m hungry my brother goes: “there’s sportscandy right there” like who am I? Who do you think I am? SPORTACUS?

[aleinnilatibae]

Does he say sportscandy bc thats great

[virfujiwara]

Yes, he says sportscandy

[robbiewithhisrottenplan]

Robbie: “I’m hungry.” 

Bobby: “There’s sportscandy right there.” 

Robbie: “Who do you think I am? Sportaflop?” 

[10sportacus10]

robbie’s silly dance moves ^_^

[rottenbutstilllazy]

Fourth wall just got mcfreakin shattered

[iwasntscared]

Cute birthday party Robbie

[rottensocksandfluff]

Look at this sweat-pea

[bagh0st-deactivated20240223]

Robbie Rotten | Master Of Disguise

[amalthea9]

ROBBIEEEEE!!! ♡♡♡♡

[moxis]

(✿♡∀♡))ヾ✧*:･ﾟ

[iwasntscared]

Robbie Rotten !!?!?!!! :O :O

[rp-meme-central]

Send “was there an order mix-up?” for my muse to order something they wouldn’t normally touch.

[rp-meme-central]

Send “dig this” for your muse to come across mine digging a hole.

Send “a hole lot of dirt” for my muse to find yours digging a hole. 

[robbiewithhisrottenplan]

Stephanie: "I'm sorry, Robbie, but this time I can't do what you say."

Robbie: "What do you mean 'this time'? You've never once done what I've said since I've met you!"

[crooked-antler-man]

“That’s great!”

“aGH!”

[glanniglaepurr]

Never thought I would be jealous of a dolphin…yet here we are.

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Send “deviant” for a Detroit: Become Human AU.

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Send “A real gem” for a Steven Universe AU.

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Send “Hogwarts” for a Harry Potter AU.