Post from The Pr Divison Of Robco

We make a lot of money.

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New pinned post

Welcome to Robco services we make robots and other machine robots also we have a time vortex we did not invent it. We found it somewhere. We did invent a way to cross dimensions though so that’s convenient.

Ask are open please ask us question like Mr. house

See our faq below

[ insert wishes to do sexual thing with robots]

No you can’t do that

[Flirting]

No mr house and the pr guy are not interested

DNI we Robco have some people we are not willing to associate with we will block at discretion of our PR guy

//unrelated to everything else here’s a link to my NGE x monument mythos fic

An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works

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I did not expect this ever

I honestly assumed they were gonna do something entirely different

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Me watching Godzilla -0 when Bagan shows up out of nowhere and revealed to be the true villain

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// Hmm I need more and new moots if you like

Monument mythos (particularly the Nixonverse)

Falllout

Murder drones

Slay the princess

Smiling friends

Ultrakill

Doom

And more I don’t feel like mentioning….maybe follow probably not though I only really talk fallout on this main

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based on your last post it seems janets microwaved fish is giving you brain damage. oh dear!

Yes it is pain

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We at Rocco don’t support murder…unless if they microwave fish in the staff break you. JANET. You pice of crap I hope you fucking get murdered!

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//oh my god forsaken chat logs were just exposed by a dr zombies paradox account

And it stayed in character the entire time.

That’s fucking hilarious

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Happy Hitler killed himself day!

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Spoilers for invincible finale

Robert Kirkman when I get my hands on you for daring to to end the relationship between Debbie and Paul offscreen!

Also, please get Williams original actor back, please

Otherwise great final I love it

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//Fuck blood drinking mosquitoes and horse flies

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//Thragg I am sorry for everything I have said I apologize for thinking you would be a bum. I am sorry I am sorry

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If Megamind wins, I make a vow that I will watch one episode of the TV show. So gru I need you to win.

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When invincible gets back to earth

sea salt come out.

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//oh my god that rematch between mark and conquest had me like this

But like in a good way

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We at robco are happy to announce we are pulling out of the military industrial complex… just kidding April fools

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Its April Fools day so its time for a CLASSIC Eggpire prank that we will spread across ALL of Tumblr!

Reblog this to egg the blogs of all who see it! HOHOHOHOHO!!!!

@ilovefruitymen @ametalsonic @sagerobotnik @mamarobotnikoffical @villain-deku-offical @villain-offical @metal-sonic-toy @morshu-offical @green-dr-eggman @ang3l-ocean @gaster-wd @giovannipalumbo @trans-girl-weird @kingofsalmonids @sm-64-luigi @sans-offical @i-am-a-fish @mariotennisdaisy @pink-dr-mario @ireland-offical @sonic-the-allfucker @mecha-marksman @jeff-the-evil-wizard @twilight-princess-link-official (you are not forgiven for your crimes against the eggpire)

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Several Robco factories will be shutting down temporarily due to several bomb threats. All workers at the factories are put on leave with reduced pay. This is in following with the contract they agreed to sign and I quote.

“ I agree that when I have to be put on a temporary leave due to reasons outside both my and the corporations control due to the lack of production I will have a 30% cut in pay for the duration of the period”