OHHHHHOHOHOHOHO!!

Indie RP blog for Dr. Ivo "Eggman" Robotnik from Sonic the Hedgehog. Written by Katherine. Est. 4/14/2022

[musingmeme-blog]

beep beep how’s my portrayal ?

[dastardlydorito]

#this is a family friendly movie

[preludeinz]

what in the screaming blue christ

[robctnik]

tcils·:

           “so you’re saying that you WOULDN’T do all those things to me?”

❝ of course not! a real scientist such as myself is FAR more refined and clean than that. animal testing is FAR too valuable to waste, and alien animal testing moreso! killing you so quickly would be a waste of your potential to science! ❞

[robctnik]

❝ ugh. even i’m weirded out by this guy, and i have business cards that say ‘evil scientist’ on them. ❞

[robctnik]

What are ya gonna do to that blue hog when ya capture him? Waterboard him(he hates water)? ,Mount his head on a wall?,break his legs? Dissect him?, Use him as a power supply slave?

❝ oooooh, aren’t we getting a little violent with our predictions! no, no, nothing like that. my plan was simply to stomp him flat, and then hopefully take every last quill from his corpse. much cleaner that way, i think. nobody likes the clean-up part of an evil plan, there’s so much work! ❞

[robctnik]

@devilcharge​

youre doing the most 

this rpc needed a villain, and here i am, ready to provide

[robctnik]

i said this on discord too but part of the reason i love playing robotnik is bc everyone hates him

no matter what, nobody is ever happy to see him

[robctnik]

@devilcharge​

" yeesh.  and i thought knux gave bad pep talks. " 

❝ in the scientific community, something i wouldn’t expect someone like you to even remotely comprehend, wanting to study something is, in fact, the highest honor one can bestow. honestly, you should be thanking me for taking such an interest in you. ❞

[robctnik]

❝ if one of them’s a freak, then all of them are freaks. besiiiiiiiiiiides, who hasn’t wanted to investigate an anomaly like that once or twice in their day? personally, i find the twin tails fascinating. makes me much more eager to capture and study these creatures some day. ❞

[robctnik]

thank u all for indulging my stupid eggman posts i wuv u all

[robctnik]

❝ well, since the party is about to end thanks to a certain blue nuisance hopped up on processed sugar... when i came to this party, i made a deal with one of you aliens not to attack your precious little sonic. but i never said anything... about not attacking anyone else! ❞

he thrusts his arm at the nearest non-sonic party guest and begins to fiddle with his gloves once more.

...nothing happens, because he gave up all his weapons upon entering the party.

❝ ...well... that does put a bit of a damper on the mood, doesn’t it? ❞

[robctnik]

❝ oooh, the hedgehog about to run rampant, hm? completely uncontrollable? if  only there was a charming, handsome, genius scientist somewhere in this party who had equipment specifically designed to contain him. ❞

claps his hands together.

❝ oh well! who’s for board games? i do so enjoy a nice game of monopoly. ❞

[robctnik]

pxkipxki·:

“Well I’m gonna make us some desserts since Shadow was the only one who brought what we could label a party item. I’ll cook something as well I suppose. Er… Eggman got any robots that could help me in the kitchen, more pairs of hands means theres food quicker for everyone?”

❝ well, i might have a little something. let me check. ❞

starts fiddling with his gloves. robots with guns equipped come out.

❝ ah, sorry, that’s for a different party. someone from out of town, you wouldn’t know them. ❞

he fiddles with his gloves again. more gun robots.

❝ no, that’s not it. forgive me, this... doesn’t usually happen. i’m usually much better in the kitchen than this. ❞

again, and again, and again. each time, more murder robots.

❝ you know what! i’ll get back to you on this. your people can contact my people, we'll make a day of it. ❞

[robctnik]

devilcharge·:

great idea tails,  yeah time to call in the cavalry.  fishing out his phone, only to see—  a voicemail notif?  ( must’ve missed it over all the commotion. )  from none other than just the man he wanted to see.  that’s not promising.

“ —hey sonic!  me & maddie are  ——  kinda preoccupied  ……  take care of the house,  see you in the morning! ”

     …

          oh you have got to be kidding.

❝ come now, hedgeh-- sonic. i’ve already agreed to a ceasefire. your black-and-red little friend has taken all my weapons. even my patent-approved shoe blasters. what more needs to be done here? i’m a perfect little angel for tonight, don’t you worry. ❞

[robctnik]

shadowtm·:

        AN  EYE  ROLL.        ❝ if  you  promise  to  behave,  you  may  stay.    that  means  leaving  sonic  alone. ❞

❝ ooooh, you drive a hard bargain. i like that in an alien. very well, i accept your terms. for one night only, we’ll have a ceasefire. a truce, for the layman. ❞

totally not crossing his fingers behind his back.

[robctnik]

shadowtm·:

       ❝ i  don’t  believe  we  invited  you,  doctor. ❞

❝ indeed you didn’t, and therein lies the problem, my little furry alien. how could you not think to extend a fine how-do-you-do to your old pal robotnik? personally, i’m offended. ❞

[robctnik]

❝ trying to have a party without me, hmm? rather rude, don’t you think? i know we’ve had our... creative differences, but i’ll have you know i make a meeeeeeeeeean cocktail! ❞