[mcndincorrect]

Seungmin: breath if you think i'm cool

Seungmin:

Seungmin: guys stop you are all turning blue

[mcndincorrect]

Junhyuk: i'm bored

Huijun: me too

Junhyuk: let's hang out together then

Huijun:

Junhyuk:

Huijun: making the hyungs mad again it is

[mcndincorrect]

Huijun: yeah i have a lot of followers

Seongjun: oh, cool. on what app?

Huijun: app? i'm the leader of a cult—

Huijun: i have to go

[mcndincorrect]

Minjae: there's nothing more important than self-love

Seungmin: *enters the room*

Minjae: there's nothing more important than my love for Seungmin

Seungmin: *leaves the room*

[mcndincorrect]

Junhyuk: i have many hidden talents

Minjae: like what

Junhyuk: how could i know if they are hidden?

[mcndincorrect]

Huijun: i have a black belt

Junhyuk: in taekwondo?

Huijun: no from gucci

[mcndincorrect]

Huijun: let's play rock, paper, scissors.

Seungmin: okay

Huijun: *rock*

Seungmin: *scissors*

Huijun: *throws rock at Seungmin*

Seungmin: THAT'S NOT HOW IT WORKS

[mcndincorrect]

Fan: you're actually tall, you know

Seungmin: [brings them over to the rest of MCND]

Seungmin: tell them what you said

[mcndincorrect]

Seungmin: huijun.

Huijun: *pretends to be asleep*

Seungmin: huijun?

Seungmin:

Seungmin: so i adopted this cute dog...

Huijun: really?

Seungmin: no but since you're up, do you think that one day there might be a vegetables apocalypse?

Huijun: *sighs loudly*

[mcndincorrect]

Junhyuk: hyung, please? for me?

Seongjun: don't do that. you think every time you say "please? for me?" i'll do whatever you want. pff, nah you're wrong

Junhyuk:

Junhyuk: please? for me?

Seongjun: okay

[mcndincorrect]

Minjae: when do kidneys become adultneys?

Huijun: *screams into pillow* SHUT. UP.

[mcndincorrect]

Huijun, writing in his diary: dear diary, how are you? i'm fine

Huijun:

Huijun, continuing and groaning: okay, i'm not fine, you got me. damn, you're really good

[mcndincorrect]

Seungmin: Junhyuk, do you want some tea?

Junhyuk: yes, please

Seungmin: then get up and bring me one too

Junhyuk:

[mcndincorrect]

Minjae, trying to flirt: would you like to have dinner tonight?

Seungmin: i like to have dinner every night

[mcndincorrect]

[Trainee era]

Seongjun: everyone, let's introduce ourselves!

Seungmin: my stage name is BIC but my name is Seungmin with a B and i've been afraid of insects my entire—

Huijun: stop, stop, stop. where?

Seungmin: hm?

Huijun: where's the B?

Seungmin: THERE'S A BEE?!?

[mcndincorrect]

Seungmin: my body screams vegetables but my heart screams ice cream

Seongjun: well what does your brain screams?

Seungmin: it just screams

[mcndincorrect]

Seongjun: we've already tried things your way

The rest of MCND: no, we didn't

Seongjun: we did it in my head and it didn't work