Need anything Mr. Pa--Chesterfield?
You could have fired him and you didn’t, I get that. And he was a grouchy prick, I get that, too. But why wait so long? He fired half the staff before you intervened. You didn’t not ask for my opinion or moral judgement either; you and Max are made the same, you don’t like it when someone points out your flaws. My mamma said once said that boys never really grow up; they just get taller. I like you though, even if you use big words that I don’t get. You’re nicer to me bertie, than maxie is.
I'm not prone to make rash judgments, Ms. Stark. If the situation can be salvaged I prefer to salvage it, it's much more economical than starting from scratch. And I'm aware of my flaws, I won't be needing that particular service of yours either.
Do me a favor, dear, and never call me that again. If I do have nicknames I'd prefer they not sound like they belong to fifty-year-old English postmen.
















