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There are few Snapchatters that I consider funny, this user is one of them! I usually find myself bored looking through food, pet, family, party snaps but this user is not one of them! The hilarity is always something new and definitely one you look forward to. From over the top silly, to daily fun facts, and a variety of characters you’ll be entertained. Check her account, you’ll thank me later.

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Very funny!

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There are few Snapchatters that I consider funny, this user is one of them! I usually find myself bored looking through food, pet, family, party snaps but this user is not one of them! The hilarity is always something new and definitely one you look forward to. From over the top silly, to daily fun facts, and a variety of characters you'll be entertained. Check her account, you'll thank me later.

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Roberto Mezza

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CHRISTINA AGUILERA - LET THERE BE LOVE Music Video!

This woke me up from my Tumblr sleep... Christina Aguilera released a music video for "Let There Be Love"!!!! It's boring, dull, and she looks great!!! The video starts off with fan tweets asking for a video for LTBL, it's very LGTB oriented. I'm sure GLAAD will be glad and award her for it! She has heard our demands (Fan demands that is) and she delivered. Nicole Richie is also in it, you can also see Christina at the club jamming it up! She looks so good! I'm happy!!!! Currently the song is rising up on the Itunes charts again.   https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AYRfOozYUvk#t=40

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Hoy Tengo Ganas De Xtina!

Have you heard Alejandro Fernandez new song featuring Christina Aguilera "Hoy Tengo Ganas De Ti"? Yes, it is in Spanish, a remake, and her Spanish has gotten better. Personally I don't like the song it is too slow... but both artist's vocals are amazing, clearly Xtina soars. Well to my bemusement Xtina is filming a music video for it why the fuck? and a snapshot has been released! 

She looks smokin' hot, hot like Mexico! Consider "Lotus" a dead project even though "Let There Be Love" has ascended to the No.3 spot on Billboard Dance chart. I hope this doesn't turn Christina into a Feature artist... She doesn't need to be featured, she should feature other artists in her songs!!! The song is bound to be a smash since it is the opening song to the most anticipated Telenovela "La Tempestad" starring William Levy and former Miss Universe Ximena Navarrete. 

Check it out! <iframe width="420" height="315" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/Xvvfgha3RJA" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe>

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Let There Be Video

I'm honestly beginning to think that Christina has given up on her music career... Let There Be Love is currently No.4 on the Billboard Dance/Club charts, with no promo or video! The song has been on that chart for 11 weeks already and steadily rising. Hopefully Xtina sees the love this song has received and makes a video for it, it has all the potential to be a summer smash anthem. June is Gay Pride month it fits perfectly! Or if Xtina is too lazy or not interested in a video can the record label at least make an anime video? Lol, A la Britney "Break The Ice" mode. This song should have been the first single, but it can still be a single and resuscitate Lotus.

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Drag Academy: New Show Idea For Logo

I think we can all agree that Drag U is a bore... who wants to see straight women with self insecurities in drag? Not me. Cancel the show and create a spin-off. Here is an idea that can be TV gold, entertaining, interesting, and fun! Get 9 wannabe/beginning drag queens, get previous queens to school them into the art of drag and help them polish their act. Who ever wins, gets a chance to compete in RPDR and some cash to buy some new outfits! It would be interesting to see beginning drag queens build their skill, learn from the masters, learn to sew, learn the tricks and ropes on everything drag! Hearing their stories on why they want to be Drag Queens alone would be amazing. If it was up to me I would call it "Drag Factory" an ode to Andy Warhol and his "Silver Factory" creating "Superstars" in this case creating potential drag superstars! How fun! Hopefully LogoTV and WOW gets wind of this idea, and gives me some credit, I'm sure if they do get it they will be like "Oh, It was already a plan!" LOL Hopefully it can happen, LogoTV needs to get a revamp. That new show "Felt" seems like a dud, shit, the only thing going for LogoTV is RPDR! Imagine what "Drag Academy" or "Drag Factory" could do? Ratings boost. Very much like "The Glee Project" concept but for RPDR! I'd watch and submit a video. LogoTV, WOW Productions, Thairin Smothers, Randy Barbato, and Fenton Bailey, get note pads out :) Ratings gold, drag race fans would definitely be quenched in satisfaction while they wait for a new season of Drag Race! Keep the interest going. "Drag Princess... You are America's next potential Drag Queen! Shantay you compete!" Voila! Okurr!

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RuPauls All Stars 2: Bad Girl Fest!

(Obviously Raven, and Mimi would not be included, I doubt Morgan and Delta would agree.) 

Season 1: Rebecca Glasscock & Akashia

Season 2: Tatianna & Mystique Summers

Season 3: Shangela & Mariah

Season 4: Phi Phi O'Hara & Willam/ Jiggly Caliente 

Season 5: Roxxxy Andrews & Alyssa Edwards/Serena ChaCha/Coco Montrese(?) If they do get paired (God forbid that) I can see the outcome being:

Jiggly/Mystique- Fabulous! 

Rebecca/Tatianna- Good!

Shangela/Alyssa- Killer!

Akashia/Mariah/Coco(?)- Not good!

Roxxxy/PhiPhi- Drama!

Willam/Serena/Coco(?)- Comedy!

If it goes like that, I can see Alyssa/Shangela being top 2 Willam/Serena/Coco(?) being top 4! This is all prediction, my predictions for season 5 were way off, well not way off, but off ;)

Do you agree? Can you imagine?

Jiggly paired with Mystique? Split queens!

Rebecca and Tati? Fish queens!

Roxxxy and Phi Phi? Bitch queens!

Shangela and Alyssa? Drag dance/quote fam!

Akashia and Mariah/Coco(?) Face queens!

Willam/Serena/Coco(?) Professional queens, comedy?

All of the aforementioned queens have celestial talent, charisma, uniqueness, nerve, and talent! All of them had their time cut short (disqualified.) They have sass, jazz, and pizazz! With them along, a season three of All Stars can be possible. The potential is immense, the idea great, the script there, the talent stellar! Logo/WOW take note ;)

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RuPunctual

I have been almost dead on, on-point with my predictions (With the exception of Lineysha and Jinkx) that it's making me wonder if this season is too easily predictable? So much so that I have not bothered to to "RuCap." I'm cutting the cheese short here though and getting to the point. It's very obvious that Alaska will win the "Comedy Roast" of RuPaul. Comedy is Alaskas strong suit, and her in-depth knowledge on RuPaul history will surplus her to the win next episode. Alyssa (She did admit that comedy is not her forte) and Ivy in the bottom two in my opinion. Ivy leaving. Just saying. Read my prediction blog if you do not believe me. Coco could possibly end up in bottom two with Alyssa. Coco has been coasting and hanging on a thread.

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The Face: Review

Talk about starting the show off with high drama! I was highly anticipating this show mainly because of Naomi Campbell, and boy did she deliver! I knew she was going to be crazy, and I love it. The concept of the show is very confusing though, I understood it but some viewers might find it difficult to catch on, or understand. It's complicated. Each Model Naomi, Coco, and Karolina have 4 team members in their group that they chose in the pre-show segment. In the first round the girls do a "Who wore it best" competition and one of the main team judges selects the clothing whether it be Naomi, Coco, or Karolina. This week Naomi went first, she picks one girl and then that girl picks who she wants to go against. They eventually get narrowed down to the winning "Who wore it best" contender. Then the teams from each judge (Naomi, Coco, Karolina) have a photo shoot competition against the teams. This week famed photographer Patrick Demarchelier is the one behind the lens. Only one team wins. The judge from the winning team decides to eliminate one of the other groups girl, depending on who gets put up on the elimination block. That judge then decides to cut one out. No spoilers here. One thing is for certain Naomi Campbell delivers crazy, bitchy, and TV gold drama! The concept of the show is a bit too much... I don't know if I will keep watching, if I do it is only for Naomi Campbell and Nigel Barker. By the way Nigel Barker makes a very boring host, but great eye candy. I give it a C+.

Pros: Great Judges, Great Models, Good Drama.

Cons: Complicated Plot. Boring Challenges. Boring Host.

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Deja Ru

Detox as Clucky/ Raven as Clucky in season 2 Alaska as Buffalo Bill/ Tatianna as a Baby 

Alyssa/ Morgan McMichaels

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Just A Fool?

Uhmm... where has Christina Aguilera been? Is it foolish to expect a "Lotus" tour? Any new music videos? Any promos? I was not going to write about her since I have no solid updates, but I am left with so many questions regarding her future "Lotus" projects. So far all I have is that she will be doing a performance in May for the late Donna Summer at The Rock & Roll Hall of Fame induction (Hopefully she does "Bad Girl" "She Works Hard for The Money" or "I Feel Love".) Pitbull released "Feel This Moment" as a single, it currently sits at No.76 on Billboard hot 100, and No.31 on Billboard Pop chart. She released "Just A Fool" to radio but never confirmed it as a followup single to "Your Body." So what the hell is going on? I know Pitbull will release a music video to "Feel This Moment" it has received highly positive feedback even being considered as a standout track from his album. Will Christina be in the video? She would be obliged to be no? Choreographer Jeri Slaughter tweeted yesterday "Loved hanging and working with @TheRealXtina today!! You always amaze me!! Love you!" Working on what? Next video choreography? Tour? It can't be for the Donna Summer homage that would be too soon. Then today I find out that Christina Aguilera's official site is offering a free download to "Let There Be Love"!!! WTF!? Is that the new single? So many questions... I do think "LTBL" would make a great single, but why give it away for free? Hmmmm... I hope she has not canned any "Lotus" projects, that would be a big mistake. Xtina is so unpredictable. 

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RuCap Episode 3: Draggle Rock

The winning duo was Alaska and Lineysha Sparx with their darling pageant baby, or as Alaska called her "A D*ck pig!" That had me cracking up, Alaska has a very strong funny bone, that will carry her far in this competition.

The girls had to seperate into two groups (Why?) the leaders being Alaska and Lineysha. Each group had to do a kids show with a double entendre plot. That main challenge was so trite and boring... I was looking forward to Untucked instead. The shinning queens in the main challenge were Roxxxy, Jinx, and Detox. The main event of the episode was the Alyssa VS Coco feud which was not very clear as to WHY ALYSSA GOT DETHRONED?! From my research that I have done, Alyssa got dethroned because she didn't complete her Miss Gay USA duties. Other rumors suggest that she judged a competition without permission from the MGU head honchos, that competition being Miss California Entertainer of the Year, which her drag daughter Shangela won (The drama! If it is true.) In the midst of this boring entertaining feud, Coco comes off as the "dog with it's tail between its legs" shame attitude, blaming Alyssa for her insecurity in the show and inability to focus fully. -50 pts for Coco. Alyssa clearly is over the whole fiasco, Coco isn't. In my opinion I believe that Coco wants to rekindle her friendship with Alyssa, and you can tell she feels threatened by her presence in the competition. Moving along... Roxxxy, Detox, and Jinx truly shined in the main challenge. Roxxxy's "Tasha Salad" was brilliant, Detox "Chicken" was funny, although unoriginal (Anyone? Jessica Wild/Raven, as the plucky chicken in season 2?) Jinx pretty much carried her whole team through solidly. Lineysha didn't fare off too well, but she had immunity, Honey was O.K so was Jade. The low ranking queens were Monica, Vivienne, Coco and Alaska. Alaska got much heat for doing "Drag King" which I can agree with the judges but that "Drag King" persona was hilarious! That Alaska has wit for days. Monica stumbled badly she could not read her lines and lacked any confidence (I told you, read my previous blog entry --> Predictions ) Vivienne was such a dud, no energy, no charisma, nothing, although she is beautiful, that wont take her far (I stick to my prediction with Vivienne.) Coco fell flat as a ventriloquist's dummy.

The winner was DETOX ICUNT! I would have given the win to Roxxxy though... either way well deserved for Detox! Bottom two... Monica and Coco (Gasp!) I did not think Coco would have to lip sync for her life, I was certain that Vivienne would go against Monica. I believe Coco's onstage confession blaming about Alyssa hindered her, being thrown into the bottom two. I knew 110% that Monica was gone when Coco was announced as bottom two. Monica started her lip sync rather slow and not energized I believe she knew her fate and simply gave up. Monica was given the boot, Coco slayed that lip sync. 1 point for me on predicting that!

(You will be missed dahlin!)

Next week it seems like the girls will have to do a ballet recital... I predict Alyssa will win that main challenge, she owns her own dance studio and her previewed look as Black Swan looks killer! I believe Vivienne or Honey will lip sync. There were rumors about a love connection being made on the show, RuPaul admitted to that in an interview. I believe it will be Roxxxy and Detox, did ya'll watch that flirting between the two on Untucked? Uhmmm Hummmm! And that would be a first in RPDR herstory as episode 4 teases to reveal. So far the show seems easily predictable, and not up to par with previous seasons. I still love it though. 

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Drink triple, dance double, act single!

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RuPaul's Drag Race Season V Predictions

Next eliminated queen... Monica Beverly Hillz! I feel awful saying this about Monica since I know her personally and like her a lot... But she is next to sashay away, I can almost bet on it! She needs to be more polished, and come out of her shell some more, I don't believe for a second that her "T Girl Confession" will make her gain more confidence on the show, and confidence do not a polished queen make! If she is eliminated next (Very early) at least she will walk away as a good lip sync queen, and as a "T Girl" inspiration, good for her.

Next... It's a toss up between Vivienne Pinay and Honey Mahogany. They both lack character, so much so that I even forget that they're in the show.

Next... Jinx Monsoon.

... Jade Jolie ( I predict she will win Miss Congeniality)

I believe at this point it will be a toss up between Coco Montrese and Alyssa Edwards only for for sheer TV entertainment value because of their feud, but I believe Coco might trump Alyssa. (If Coco losses to Alyssa then I can see Alyssa hitting top 4)

Ivy Winters

(The return of a queen, I believe it will be Alyssa if she loses to Coco Montrese, or possibly... Jade? Serena?)

*Alaska Thunderfuck (Yes, I don't believe she makes it top 3)

(If Alyssa or Jade are brought back either one will make top four, sending Alaska home. I highly doubt that they will send the returned queen back home the same day, that would be stupid and a huge mistake to do. 2 seasons of sending the returned queen back home on the same day is enough.)

Lineysha Sparx Roxxxy Andrews

Detox Icunt.

*I don't think Alaska will be top three because of her advantage, that being Sharon's BF. This season I'm certain will be a repeat of season 4 where viewer votes will be counted in, Alaska will not be top three because of her advantage of having Sharon fan support (And Sharon has A LOT of fans) which would make it unfair. Plus Alaska by far has the most "Likes" on FB than any other current queen (Thanks to Sharon.)

The winner I believe will be between Roxxxy Andrews and Detox Icunt!

In my opinion Detox Icunt being the winner, but there is a big chance (No pun intended) that Roxxxy might be the winner making her the first "Semi Big" girl to win RPDR. If Detox wins, season 6 winner will definitely be a big girl winner, mark my words ;)

I approve this prediction, let's see how I fair off. Watch me be 100% correct, I will regret not playing lmao.