To Laugh is to Live

-Robert Patrick Benedict- -Actor- -Comedian- -All round good guy- -This is an Indie RP and ASK blog for Rob Benedict. I am in no way Rob and do not claim to be.- -Mun and Muse are of age- -Tracking URL-

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[text] You wound me.

[SMS] I'll kiss it better.

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[text] You love me anyway.

[SMS] Maybe.

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[text] So. nothing. Just that.

[SMS] You're a piece of work sometimes, DB.

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[text] I love you, so....

[SMS] Soooo?

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[text] Liiiiies. [text] No one loves me. [text] Except your dog.

[SMS] Do you have to make me feel guilty?

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[text] It saddens me that your dog loves me more than you do.

[SMS] Oh shut up you know I love you.

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[text] Your phone hates me as much as you do. [text] Well. Don't put yourself out or anything. [text] I'll bring you lunch even. See how nice I am?

[SMS] Obviously.[SMS] Cool, I'll unlock the door. I'm sure Bingo will be happy to see you.

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[text] Only you would respond with an empty message. [text] What are you doing today? Wanna meet up?

[SMS] Oh don't tell me my phones doing that again.[SMS] Nothing as of yet. I suppose I can deal with your company.

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[text] Um? Rude. Very rude. [text] I am nothing but nice and adoring and loving and you mock me.

[SMS] <3 [SMS] It's all tough love.

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[text] Put my phone on shuffle. [text] The past two hours have been nothing but Louden Swain. [text] Stupid phone knows me well. [text] I MISS YOU, LOSER. [text] Love you, best friend.

[SMS] God you're a sap.

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[Well it’s been a frick of a while...]

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[Text: Danger Bottom] Who woulda guessed mobile phones were actually still a thing...

[text] Clearly not you, you crotchety old man. [text] How’s my favorite hermit?

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[Text] Still old. Still hermitty. Same old. [Text] Been working so y’know how it is. [Text] What’s new?

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[text] Clearly. You’re so boring.

[text] Yeah. I think that’s the only time I see you. When I’m playing band bitch.

[text] Not a whole lot. Matt and I finally found our swing of things with work and Ariel. She’s getting so big! I mean, I remember watching Cal and Audrey, but this is insane. I’m so in love with that little girl, Rob…

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[Text] You're in for an emotional roller coaster Bud. Trust me, feels like yesterday Cal and Audrey were just ideas of a couple, y'know?

[invademyinbox]

Anonymously tell my muse how you truly feel about them.

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itsdicksp8jr I say big re-entrance but it's more likely to be Mark casually sat somewhere being all philosophical OR just reading etc

[rstrickster]

[Text: Danger Bottom] Who woulda guessed mobile phones were actually still a thing...

[text] Clearly not you, you crotchety old man. [text] How’s my favorite hermit?

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[Text] Still old. Still hermitty. Same old. [Text] Been working so y'know how it is. [Text] What's new?

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itsdicksp8jr Ah man. I do miss playing him, considering he was probably the most relaxed muse I've had. Just gotta give him a fancy blog and big re-entrance and it'll feel like he never left I guess

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itsdicksp8jr Don't worry I understand, I'm on mobile since my laptop was being a jerk. But yes, possible remaking of Mark tomorrow ~