cantankerous art zest

I'm Art! Just a 27 y/o tme, bisexual (sapphic-leaning), t4t, autistic, transmasc enby thing of an artist. Colloquially known as a fagdyke/dykefag 🍋🍊 ☆It/They/He☆

[87sukiyaki]

[discount-supervillain]

[stubbypubby]

Must... contain... the silly...

[stubbypubby]

Update: fine you can zoomie

[sailermoon]

I’m actually always thinking of that “maybe I won’t die cause I’m special” tweet

[sailermoon]

[ndnbutch]

personally I am of the opinion that vegans who are like “the way our food system currently works under capitalism on a large scale is exceptionally cruel to all animals including humans and is not sustainable, so I’m doing what I can to make the most ethical choices available to me about what I eat and encourage others to do the same” are generally very reasonable people who I agree with in spades. but vegans who seem to think human beings are not themselves animals who are ultimately also part of the food chain but instead some kind of other paternalistic higher entity that can never engage in ethical and sustainable hunting practices (and especially the fringe I’ve seen who think other carnivorous animal predators are also evil and need to be eliminated) are people I regard as foolish at best if not actively anti-indigenous and racist

[mlarayoukai]

she can jump in low resolution and high resolution

[im-mender]

a lot of people don't realize this

[vamprin-art]

loaf 🍞🐱

[pup-purgatory]

via

[babygirlbaka]

reminder to be so gentle and loving to your body! I just took my time massaging and moisturizing every part of myself

It felt so good I love my body so much

[captain-price-returns]

[astragifs]

[dreadwedge]

salad is mostly items

[toskarin]

ahaha you sly dog! you bastard! [getting a little too comfortable] you wretched fucking animal

[killerqueenmp3]

[laura-the-swarming]

My mans unlocked a higher level of synesthesia

[haysey-draws]

DEATH BE UPON YOU!

One of my more action type OC's, DEATH! We designed them over a bunch of streams, i might need to do a few more now!

[filmnoirsbian]

I love getting unaccompanied minors (kids flying alone) who so clearly just. Don't want to be here lol. Sometimes I get to know a little of their story, like their parents are divorced, or a family member died and they're heading to the funeral, but usually they just don't want to talk about it and that's fine. But I always treat the flight like it's a challenge to make them smile. I offer them snacks and soda but that's never enough, that's whatever, they could get those from an airport vending machine. Chump change. So then I tell the worst jokes. Just the most embarrassing, kindergarten teacher, annoying dad jokes you can think of. And those always get a groan, or a "Seriously??" And that's my in! Now I can say "Why, what's your idea of a good joke? No, come on hotshot, make your best joke, let's see it." And they hem and they haw but of course they eventually tell me their very best joke because kids are little competitive comedy goldmines. And it's always super funny, so I laugh, and that's where they slip up. Because you know what you almost always do when your joke successfully makes someone laugh? You smile. And I'm like. Gotcha. Rookie move. Now you're going to end up having a good time in spite of yourself. I win.

[filmnoirsbian]

Did this with an 11yo u.m. today and he said "What did the ghost say to the other ghost?" And I said "What?" "Nothing. Ghosts aren't real."

[filmnoirsbian]

I'm literally a flight attendant, offering snacks and drinks is my job

[this-is-a-name-dont-worry]

gshsjb

[thebusylilbird]

Dynamism of a dog on a leash (1912) by Giacomo Balla // Headwind (2023) by Jenny Bloomfield