Robert's Rooba

Mike Green once cussed me out. International hockey is where it's at. Designated dangle victim. Fan of the Caps, Devils, Blackhawks, Dynamo Moscow, Admiral Vladivostok, Team USA, Germany, Austria, Switzerland, and anybody playing Canada. Robert Rooba is my homeboy.

[pwhl-mybeloved]

HER

[pwhl-mybeloved]

[pwhl-mybeloved]

[rememberx]

goalie fight!

kec vs nit, del, 17.12.2023

[larsnicklas]

𝗨𝗦𝗔 𝗛𝗢𝗖𝗞𝗘𝗬 𝗜𝗦 𝗗𝗢 𝗢𝗥 𝗗𝗜𝗘

[thenhlteaissuperhot]

The Czechs are bronze!

4 goals in 50 seconds - a new record.

[larsnicklas]

[240105 USA VS. SWE] a terrific individual effort from ryan leonard (wsh) ends with a goal to make it 5-2 for the americans, and he blows a kiss to the crowd after ending swedish hopes for a late comeback

[gawankeundco]

FIN vs GER @ IIHF World Juniors 2023 | 27.12.2023

[juhollamago]

FOREHEAD GOALIE KISS

[gyudons]

the beautiful game

also matthew, brady and grammy tkachuk

[himbos-on-ice]

these jokes will N E V E R get old

[pupuhintz]

SUI v SVK | 18.05.23

[dadvans]

“and the fans are throwing celebratory rats on the ice” god I love hockey

[dadvans]

the beautiful game!!!!!!

[heddy]

x

[ilovetextingandscones]

I beg of you to tell me what the fuck a dick trick is, I don't follow hockey much but it's been on my mind since I saw the post 🤣

I'm posting this in public because I want the world to know.

So, a hat trick is when a player scores 3 goals in the same game, right? Well, in 2013, Tomas Hertl scored 4 goals in the same game and some people were saying he was showing off and that that was unsportsmanlike, etc. So his teammate, Joe Thornton, said the following:

"Shut up, have you ever played the game? I'd have my cock out if I scored four goals. I'd have my cock out, stroking it."

And thus the term "dick trick" was coined for when players score 4 goals in a single game.

To this day, no player has actually showed the world his dick after scoring four goals, as far as I know.

[alcreed]

It's the 2023 NHL PLAYOFFS! The most magical time of the year! Many storylines are at play, but the biggest, of course: Will the Leafs *FINALLY* make it out of the first round? Time will tell!

[alcreed]

Two down.

[alcreed]

I have to say, I very much enjoy whoever makes the Seattle music references for NHL dot Com's headlines: