Just Rollin' On

Nothing in here makes any sense

[bellygangstaboo]

Reblog if you agree.

[sarhoslarcenneti]

[insaneisane]

[ropebaby]

Etsy.com/shop/candykinkstore

[dailydcfilms]

This is No Man’s Land, Diana. Means no man can cross it. 

[dobladim]

[alongfalltothetop-deactivated20]

Oh I’m an asshole.

So today pulling into Stop and Shop, this lady cut me off and nearly drove into me, and then, when I tried to pass her, she swung to the right and nearly hit me again, and then flipped me off.

So somebody is having a bad day and taking it out on me. That’s fine. It’s harmless, and I don’t know what’s going on in this woman’s life. I’ll give her the benefit of the doubt she’s not just a piece of shit and is just having a bad day.

But then I park and she follows me, and gets out of the car and starts swearing at me and getting in my face.

Now I go from “indifferent” to “I’m gonna fuck with this woman’s head.” Now I would say I’m a gentleman of size, and in all black and bemohawked I probably look spookier than I actually am, so props to this lady for getting in my face. Now of course I’m not going to hit her, or even threaten violence. That’s shitty. Nobody should get threatened with violence.

Instead, I take a step back, narrowing my eyes like I’m studying her face really closely, and then I touch one of the several piece of “occulty” jewelry I’m wearing (none of which, by the way, are magicked in any way at all). Then I mumble some nonsense under my breath, and then make the fig gesture and the horns at her.

She stops, wide-eyed.

“WHAT THE HELL DID YOU JUST DO TO ME?”

I chuckled, and shake my head. “Nothing at all.” I say in a not-terrible convincing voice. “But every time something bad happens to you today, you’re gonna be thinking of me.”

Then I winked at her, and walked away.

[curiowitch]

[li3bestod-deactivated20180120]

I bought a thing 🔫

[yasakajinjya]

[periegesisvoid-deactivated]

very valuable document

[gengrene]

Cat scan

[dailytwitterposts]

[darksly666]

[pasta-and-proteinbars-blog]

Humans are not the “dominant” species. Humans aren’t shit and we aren’t special or more important than any other species.

[soon-to-move-cackling-deactivat]

Show me a chicken playing dark souls and I’ll be inclined to agree.

[honeywomb]

i’ve been battling my heart condition for quite some time, and it’s coming to the point where i need to have my valves replaced or i’ll be in real danger. this current donation page is helping me cover the cost of my medication and doctor’s visits, both of which have been keeping me alive. my insurance doesn’t cover all of it, and i really need help. please, even just sharing this will help. i’m also a painter, and i take commissions. i have work that i can sell.

[robess]

Please donate to help my friend Jun if you can!

[ghibli-collector]

The Kusakabe House - My Neighbor Totoro (1988)

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[wildly-outspoken]

[thecomedybureau]

Thanks to One, Sara Benincasa, Neil Gaiman Will Perform a Live Reading of The Cheesecake Factory Menu If $500K Is Raised for the United Nations Refugee Agency

1) This is real. 2) The idea for this did come from author/actress/comedian Sara Benincasa experiences of watching an episode of American Gods and going to Cheesecake Factory blending in her subconscious (via Eater) 3) They’ve already raised $68,707 4) Here’s Neil Gaiman performing a commencement speech in case you forgot how lovely his voice sounds. 5) Here’s the Cheesecake Factory menu in case you forgot how massive and indulgent it is. 6) They’re trying to reach the goal of $500,000 by June 20th, World Refugee Day. 7) Again, this is real. 8) Donate to this delightfully silly and great thing here on CrowdRise.